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Amanada Seyfried for Tatler Russia of the Day

Posted on March 21, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I thought Tatler was a hardcore porn magazine, but it turns out I was wrong. It happens sometimes. Especially when it comes to porn magazines, since the last time I jerked off to one was 1996, in a magical era before the internet…. So I was pretty excited to see Amanda Seyfried showing the pic, I figured when you’re not nominated for an Oscar that Anne Hathaway won for being in the same movie with a less important role, you step up, break down, go to the extreme. But it turns out that Seyfried remains boring as fuck, while still hot as fuck, in a career that I appreciate cuz she gets naked and fucks, when not doing Disney Movies. She’s everything Lohan was but better. That’s probably why Lohan hates her.

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Some Boardwalk Empire Nudity of the Day

Posted on October 24, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Gretchen Mol and Anne Bergstedt Jordanova were naked in Boardwalk Empire, which aired last Sunday, which means I am 3 days late on the shit, which I blame on being in Central America, where the Coca Cola is half the price of the bottled water owned by Coca Cola, where there are no TVs or Internets in my cabana in the jungle, where the prostitutes are large in their ass and flat in their tits, but some have dicks….and where the handjobs have been weak and lacked conviction….so keeping up on the shit, while trying to stay alive, for a show that you’ve probably seen already, even if it is the best parts of said show….is not exactly a priority….but you know what, I’ll do it for you anyway….because I believe in the progression of Television…from shitty sitcoms to hardcore porn…it is all about evolution…. Gretchen Mol…. Anne Bergstedt Jordanova….

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Let’s Play a Game of Game of Thrones Porn Stars [PIC, VIDEO]

Posted on April 29, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

When uptight critics dismiss HBO’s Game of Thrones for being “softcore porn for fanboys”, all Skin Central can say is “you guys have no idea.” For a fantasy show, Game of Thrones really goes the extra mile to add realism to their full-frontal flesh scenes (and the occasional doggie-style lesbian one) by hiring honest-to-god porn stars for whom simply stripping off and pretending to get it on is nothing. Three European porn stars have appeared on the show, but the only one with a major speaking role (so far) is Sibel Kekilli , a German actress of Turkish descent who appeared in hardcore porn before going mainstream with the award-winning drama Head-On (2004). Sibel plays former “camp follower” (that’s a prostitute, you guys) turned lady-in-waiting Shae. So before you tune in for the new episode of Game of Thrones tonight on HBO, play a Game of Bones with yourself after the jump!

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Behati Prinsloo in Sheer Lingerie for Princesse Tam Tam of the Day

Posted on April 23, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I know nothing about Princesse Tam Tam lingerie….I mean they could be the high end, hotter lingerie by the people at Victoria’s Secret to compete with hot lingerie companies that aren’t scared to show a little nipple in their campaigns, unlike their flagship brand that photoshops that shit out of it as fast as they can so they don’t offend Christian women who don’t realize or appreciate that they have nipples too…..or they could just be a hot high end lingerie company that makes hot sheer lingerie like this was France in the 1920s…. I do know they are using Behati Prinsloo and her nipples in the campaign, something I doubt Victoria’s Secret would allow, since to be an “Angel” you need to sell you soul to them like the devil company they are…..but I won’t worry about the ownership and business model…I’ll just worry about those nipples by listing the reasons they aren’t in my mouth. 1- I’ve never met Behati and never will. 2- If I did she’d likely call the police or vomit due to my size, bank account balance, my smells, soiled outfit, alcoholism, herpes and/or AIDS, the fact I’m not a balling out of control billionaire/rockstar/whoever models fuck….and my failed attempt at putting her titties in my mouth….. Here’s the hot video…the hot sheer lingerie video…

http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/flv/behati.flv

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Sara Jean Underwood Bikini Party of the Day

Posted on April 23, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Sara Jean Underwood was at some Vegas pool party that I assume she hosted because she’s got an amazing body and needs to be in a bikini in order to stay relevent….I mean I think she needs to stay naked and take the natural course of being an ex playboy playmate and gradually make her way into hardcore porn….because I LIKE LOOKING AT HER NAKED PUSSY IN PICTURE AND VIDEO … I am not too into her mainstream hustle…doing the nerd comic book tech gadget videogame thing for some shitty TV network no one cares about….that shit only works when I haven’t seen a bitch naked….once I have…and she’s no longer getting naked in efforts to have a mainstream career, it’s like she’s mocking me or giving me the finger but not the kind of finger than makes me cum via my prostate…if you know what I mean. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Jennifer Lopez Thick Mom Ass of the Day

Posted on August 23, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s one of People’s Most Beautiful People cuz she paid People to name her that, cuz People is some flakey fucking publication filled with more smut than a porn magazine and I’m talking a ridiculously hardcore porn magazine who relies on sucking celebrity dick to get their fabricated exclusvives to feed the white trash that buy into the lies to distract from their shitty lives… Because there’s no way this thick, fat ass, old, mom of a bitch in her biker pants, is beautiful to anyone….sure worth fucking…maybe even catering to some old stripper whore looking to make some extra bucks to put her kid through college or get botox….or because she’s Jennifer Lopez…. and fucking Jennifer Lopez at any age gives you street cred, just ask Diddy. But I’ll still post pictures of her in her tight pants….cuz thick ass is always good to stare at….no matter who it belongs to.

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TV Nudity Report: Sibel Kekilli on Game of Thrones, Tamsin Egerton on Camelot

Posted on June 13, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

God bless Peter Dinklage . Whenever his character, Tyrion Lannister, appears on Game of Thrones , boobs (and bush and butt) are almost certain to follow. This week Tyrion, afraid that his days are numbered, decided to go out in style by purchasing savory slice of Teutonic T&A Sibel Kekilli. Sibel, who began her career in hardcore porn, has bared her ass-ets in a number of German films, most notably Head-On (2004). Sibel kept her lower half covered for last night’s episode, but her German gazongas still give Skin Central’s bratwurst a Hard-On ! Meanwhile, over in the also-mythical kingdom of Camelot , we saw a sexy shapeshifting scene with blonde babe Tamsin Egerton taking her husband Arthur’s sword into her stone…but was it really Tamsin, or wicked witch Eva Green in disguise? Either way, the season finale had us waving our magic wand! Camelot may be over for the season, but you check check out all the breast nudity from King Arthur’s Court right here on MrSkin.com…and don’t forget the continuing nude saga of Game of Thrones !

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Tryin’ To Look Up Amy Adams’ Skirt on The Muppets Set of the Day

Posted on January 18, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t really know who Amy Adams is. I just know that I am trying to look up her skirt on the set of The Muppets movie. You’d think Hollywood would have the ability to find new things to make movies about, but shit’s just remake after remake, after remake, and despite having memories of watching The Muppet show and liking it in the 80s, my friend tried to make me watch the shit recently and I wanted to kill myself, those fucking creepy stuffed things are irritating as shit.. The only way I’d be down with this project is if it was a hardcore porn, not cuz I want to see Amy Adams fuck, but cuz I want to see muppets fuck, and if Amy Adams happens to be there, so be it…. Either way, here are the pics, lacking in vagina lip….but I give the best I can….it’s not my fault Amy Adams is boring as shit.

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Alexandra Ella’s Legs Distract Me From Her Weird Fucking Face of the Day

Posted on August 19, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

This is a weird looking human…I don’t know who she is…possibly because she’s a weird looking human being…but since I am the information source to all you idiots, I decided to read her IMDB and the only thing I recognized was “Can’t Hardly Wait” where she played the important “Giggle Girl” who was uncredited….cuz everyone was distracted by Jennifer Love’s tits…but the girl does have legs in one of those late night encounters where you want to get off with another person cuz you are alone and crave human contact…and have limited options but figure you can focus on her good body parts to distract you from the mangled accidented face…. Here she is showing off leg at some event, where she wasn’t hired to scare the kids, but could have been….

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Ellen Pompeo Brings the Question of the Day of the Day

Posted on August 19, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Have any of you ever jerked off to Ellen Pompeo? (cuz I’m having a hard time beleiving anyone ever would, I’ve always found her old and sloppy looking, and she hasn’t really every been featured in slutty situations, other than her whole pregnancy, cuz pregnancy means taking load inside your slut pussy, and even in these almost see through workout clothes she is vile, but I wouldn’t put it past any of you so that is the question of the day, I didn’t ask it cuz I don’t want to know, so answer it)

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