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Emily Browning Ordering Food Naked of the Day

Her name is Emily Browning, she’s some Australian babe, despite still having her trashy Australian accent, something most Australians try to hide, she was in the movie Suckerpunch – a movie that my pervert neighbor insisted we see because the idea of young babe ninjas was something his nerd masturbation was built on – I felt like we were going to get arrested as he squeals “oh yeah baby bend- oh yeah – kick” in a theater filled with 13 year old girls…we didn’t. I don’t know if this clip is part of a movie she’s in…but I am going to assume that it is, you know something real, raw, authentic, maybe even a horror movie and until the lawyers reach out, not that I am crazy enough to host anything these days, we can thank the internet for doing that for us, allowing us to report the legitimacy of this possible post sex marketing stunt leak – that I approve of regardless of what it is…because I like small tits, I like morning nudity, I like hotels, I like girls ordering me breakfast, I like a little bush…I like all of this… I didn’t know I could like so much. I thought I had given up. I guess this gives me hope – even though based on the movie below…it’s safe to say, her getting naked isn’t a thing…but it still happened…

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Emily Browning Ordering Food Naked of the Day

Victoria Justice Simulates Blow Job with Bottle of the Day

I guess after seeing how great Victoria Justice was in her celebrity nude scandal pics – you probably masturbated to before the lawyers got involved – even though 99 percent of the pics are still available to you online if you use this thing called GOOGLE…this picture of her simulating a blow job with a champagne bottle is hardly fucking scandalous even though it would have been just 3 weeks ago… The world is porn and sex obsessed. Cameras mean “film me masturbating for the guy I like”…Filming you masturbate for the guy you like means “the world will see this but I don’t care I just want to get off”…so it isn’t that all child stars are all the fucking same – seeking attention and validation…it’s that all people are the same…..I mean even I have jerk off videos on the internet – because YOLO….even though they are humiliating. So all this to say champagne blow job or not…we’re all just human….and want our dick sucked or pics that even remotely like that starring girls you masturbated to because your wife made you spend quality time with the kids in front of the TV.

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Victoria Justice Simulates Blow Job with Bottle of the Day

Kim Kardashian Forgot her Pants of the Day

Kim Kardashian is rich, so she can fake the whole classy thing, even though she was raised by a high class hooker, who pushed her into porn at a young enough age, to keep up with the Hiltons…a weird thing for a mom to do, in fact normally that leads to the kids being taken away from the mom – even if she has good intentions and knows the whoring will take the family to good places… But in this case it made them rich as fuck, and now invited to all the top fashion events, even though she normally dresses like she shops at a Miami sex shop on the beach, where the strippers shop…not quite fashion, but I guess making a comeback.. So seeing her in this pantsless lacy ridiculousness makes me laugh but not very much, more of a Ha – look at the whore… I am just annoyed that if she’s going to go to the trouble of taking off her pants, and you know based on all the harnesses her belly requires, she might as well deliver with black cock in her…it’s more fun to watch than this baby nonsense.. To see the rest of the Horrible pictures – I don’t Suggest you Do CLICK HERE

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Kim Kardashian Forgot her Pants of the Day

Kim Kardashian Forgot her Pants of the Day

Kim Kardashian is rich, so she can fake the whole classy thing, even though she was raised by a high class hooker, who pushed her into porn at a young enough age, to keep up with the Hiltons…a weird thing for a mom to do, in fact normally that leads to the kids being taken away from the mom – even if she has good intentions and knows the whoring will take the family to good places… But in this case it made them rich as fuck, and now invited to all the top fashion events, even though she normally dresses like she shops at a Miami sex shop on the beach, where the strippers shop…not quite fashion, but I guess making a comeback.. So seeing her in this pantsless lacy ridiculousness makes me laugh but not very much, more of a Ha – look at the whore… I am just annoyed that if she’s going to go to the trouble of taking off her pants, and you know based on all the harnesses her belly requires, she might as well deliver with black cock in her…it’s more fun to watch than this baby nonsense.. To see the rest of the Horrible pictures – I don’t Suggest you Do CLICK HERE

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Christina Aguilera See Through for V Magazine of the Day

Christina Aguilera is an ego, and in being an ego, figured she should get naked and show the world her pregnant as fuck body and her big dark mom nipples, because pregnancy is a great thing, at least for Christina Aguilera, since it’s a great excuse or reason for her being fat, where as when she is not pregnant, she’s gotta keep as much clothes as possible on, so that her harnesses and shaping SPANX don’t show when she’s on TV…distracting everyone with cleaveage…. In 1997…I thought Christina Aguilera was alright. I would have been into these kinds of pics…but it’s been 20 years. She’s a mom of 1 or 2 kids…She’s been obese for the last 5 years, except for the month before she got knocked up again. I have little interest in her or her nipples, it’s too much…too late…but I guess it would be a waste for me to not stare at them and try to get a boner like old times…

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Christina Aguilera See Through for V Magazine of the Day

Christina Aguilera See Through for V Magazine of the Day

Christina Aguilera is an ego, and in being an ego, figured she should get naked and show the world her pregnant as fuck body and her big dark mom nipples, because pregnancy is a great thing, at least for Christina Aguilera, since it’s a great excuse or reason for her being fat, where as when she is not pregnant, she’s gotta keep as much clothes as possible on, so that her harnesses and shaping SPANX don’t show when she’s on TV…distracting everyone with cleaveage…. In 1997…I thought Christina Aguilera was alright. I would have been into these kinds of pics…but it’s been 20 years. She’s a mom of 1 or 2 kids…She’s been obese for the last 5 years, except for the month before she got knocked up again. I have little interest in her or her nipples, it’s too much…too late…but I guess it would be a waste for me to not stare at them and try to get a boner like old times…

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Christina Aguilera See Through for V Magazine of the Day

Kim Kardashian in a Tight Dress of the Day

That header picture is not of Kim Kardashian’s ass. It is of you bloated front, because I guess the harnesses she’s been using all these years to make her look like she’s got a flat stomach and toned uterus failed her…which I guess just shows us that there comes a time in every chubby girl’s life that her laziness and her bad eating habits just can’t be contained the way they used to before you turned 30….Maybe Kim Kardashian just looks huge next to her tiny sister, who happens to be at her fattest thanks to pregnancy, and I don’t really care cuz I find the whole thing pretty erotic….I’m not picky… I just like people to know she’s fat cuz otherwise we’re teaching our kids the wrong lessons about good body image and we’ll have a society filled with people on medical scooter racing to the fast food joint…I like doing my part to help save society… She was also out showing off some tit in a dress with a window…cuz that’s what attention craving sluts do…they let us watch and again I find the whole thing pretty erotic even if I’m not so into pornstars…. Apparently she’s been out there trying to get as much attention as possible because she has a new reality show….that covers such serious issues as her pretending to work out and her mad that Kourtney Invited Scott to live with them in NYC when it was supposed to be Kim’s alone time with Kourtney….cuz her sister’s baby having a father is less important than Kim being happy…Typical crap I can’t believe exists….

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Kim Kardashian in a Tight Dress of the Day

Spider-Man Injury Update: Safety Inspectors Plan to Visit Production

If Broadway had an NFL -like injury report, Julie Taymor’s production of Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark would be listed as “questionable.” In the wake of Monday night’s latest injury — when a stunt performer fell nearly ten feet into a pit beneath the stage — safety inspectors with the New York State Department of Labor will pay a visit to the production. “We’ll be talking to the production team, checking the harnesses, cables, and other equipment, and trying to determine what happened, and we’ll have more information after that,” said a department spokesman to the Times . Developing… [ NYT /ArtsBeat ]

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Spider-Man Injury Update: Safety Inspectors Plan to Visit Production