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Kendall Jenner’s Coffee Shot of the Day

Posted on July 6, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kendall Jenner stole the obvious joke when posting this picture of her in a see through shirt, covering her hooker kardashian nipple, that isn’t really her fault for doing, she can’t really help the brain washing her mother raised her with, it’s not like she’s allowed to socialize with normal people, or can related to normal people, living her secluded, surrounded by her shitty family existence…something that will probably end badly in the next 20 years…but in the mean time, involve her posting pis of her coffee cup..in the most slutty and subtle of ways…. She’s a Kardashian, this isn’t porn, so I guess selling Kim out for the sex tape has allowed the rest of the family to not need to whore themselves unless they really want to, like a single mother stripping to save college money for their kid, that she ends up spending on meth, so the kid can go onto do the same thing her whore mother did… And so the cycle continues… The post Kendall Jenner’s Coffee Shot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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MILF Doutzen Kroes Does Instagram of the Daay

Posted on July 6, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Ex Victoria’s Secret model…Doutzen Kroes…posted some pictures of her partying like a slut…flashing her body…like a slut…in a club…like she was one of the groupies throwing her panties on Doutzen’s Husband when he DJs in Ibiza and he pulls them all backstage, now that his bitch is some old, tired, ex VS model, who has served her purpose and made him kids, allowing him to go back to fucking new models, like he was the casting Director at VS, now that this one is old and forgotten…because there will always be new, fresh, exciting pussy…and I guess Doutzen Kroes is having a hard time accepting that in this “LOOK AT ME”…party slutting..that I appreciate…but I guess I’m not her kid googling my mom at pre-school… It all seems desperate, the best kind of desperate…keep up the good work. The post MILF Doutzen Kroes Does Instagram of the Daay appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Chelsea Handler’s Fake Tits Waterski of the Day

Posted on July 6, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Chelsea Handler is the fucking worst…but women liked her cunty brand of comedy, they thought it was funny, I just found it bitter that she never made it, not that I ever really listened to it, I didn’t have cable that her show was on, but I just naturally saw her as the attention seeking fame whore who tried to be an actor, and chose comedy instead, because acting didn’t work for her, and girl comedy is just easy to pull off…and requires very little skill especially when you haver writers… So this 50 year old, constant breast implant flashing, makes sense to me, now that she has no show, the one thing she was defined by…because her ego got inflated and she believed she would be the next Letterman..when really she was just a rude bitch…rather than an intelligent voice..up on some Jimmy Fallon low brow shit… So this is her stance, her platform, all she’s got left…and it’s too bad it’s boring as fuck…you know the spirit is there…but the execution is just garbage…I am sure there will be more to come…even if this shouldn’t make anyone cum. The post Chelsea Handler’s Fake Tits Waterski of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jessica Simpson’s Helicopter Photoshoot for AMerica of the Day

Posted on July 6, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Jessica Simpson posted this picture for the Fourth of July, mocking the American Troops who have died for your freedom, by being a relatively beefy girl in a bathing suit, pretending to do what they do…or maybe I am just looking too much into this attempt at being a modern pin-up thanks to having the body of girl big enough to have been considered hot during the Great Depression, mainly because at her size it meant she could afford more than just dirt and cockroaches for dinner…so fancy…where as in this generation it means..you can afford fast food…how the times have changed… The post Jessica Simpson’s Helicopter Photoshoot for AMerica of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Wendy Williams Makes Me Laugh While She Cries About Being a Failure of a Mother of the Day

Posted on August 28, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Wendy Williams is some radio host who they decided to give a TV show to, despite having the body and face for fuckin’ radio. I hate that expression and I know it is dated cuz no one listens to the radio anymore and there are a whole lot of ugly people on TV, but when we are forced to look at her manly fuckin’ face, it takes from whatever she’s saying and the good news is that in this clip from her pretty new show, she’s starts crying about how inadequate she felt as a mother for not breast feeding, cuz she was confused by the concepts, since it was not natural for her to know what to do, since she’s a fuckin’ dude and she even admits she has implants, the titty choice of most transgendered people, making me think her pregancy was more of a smuggling a baby in from some third world country and that who gaining 197 lbs and being bed ridden was just to make the whole thing more dramatic and believable….Either way, I love laughing at other people’s misfortunes especially when they are so clearly for fuckin’ ratings

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