Ashley Benson is was in A BIKINI YESTERDAY and is still in Hawaii in a bikini today…on vacation…because her life is pretty rough having everything given to her, handled for her by her handlers and assistants, all while getting overpaid to be on some shitty show that is popular with the kids, which isn’t saying much because kids are dumb as fuck…you know it’s just exhausting to sit back as a lazy slop and not so much as life a finger, except when it’s to shovel food down her dumpy face…at least that’s what these pics are telling me…and I’m listening…because that’s what happens when you lose your fucking mind after realizing you’re in your 40s posting on some 22 year old slut in a bikini… What’s wrong with me, why am I not in Hawaii fucking fat polynesian bitches for some SPAM…where did it all go wrong…I blame you. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
This bikini babe is a Hollyweird star who was once half of an industry “It Couple.” They’ve since parted ways but she’s still making waves — in Hawaii this week! Any guesses who she is? Hit the flip for the answer!
Couple Who Stole Asiana Flight Crash Luggage Get Jail Time Remember these two rascals??? Via NY Daily News: A married couple working for United Airlines have been given jail sentences of less than a year for stealing luggage from San Francisco International Airport during the chaos of last year’s Asiana Airlines crash. Surveillance footage shows Sean Sharif Crudup, 44, walking into an empty luggage office July 6, 2013, as emergency crews and staff were distracted by the wrecked aircraft that killed three. He steals a piece of unattended luggage and hands it over to his wife, Raychas Elizabeth Thomas, 32, the video shows. The pair – both customer service representatives with the airline – escaped the airport with the stolen goods and later tried to sell the clothing back to the Nordstrom department store where the victims had recently bought the items. The victims didn’t immediately realize their luggage was missing. The couple pleaded no contest to charges of grand theft and possessing stolen property and were sentenced to jail — nine months for Crudup and six months for Thomas. They both also received three years of probation and were ordered to pay about $6,000 in restitution to Nordstrom, reported the Los Angeles Times. The husband and wife were arrested July 25 at the airport before they could board a flight to Hawaii to celebrate their birthdays. The San Francisco Gate reports Thomas will surrender into custody in August and Crudup, in December. SMH. Good…hopefully these two buttholes have learned their lesson!! San Mateo County Sheriff
Bryan Singer is firing back at sexual assault accuser Michael Egan, saying he was not even in the same state during the period he allegedly raped him. Bryan Singer Accused of Sexual Abuse Michael Egan claims in a new lawsuit that the X-Men director anally raped him and forced hard drugs on him during two separate trips to Hawaii in 1999. Singer will reportedly file credit card bills and various other documents proving he was in Toronto during the time frame in question, shooting the first X-Men . The 31-year-old man accusing Bryan Singer of sexual assault claims he didn’t remember the incident until recently, which Singer also says should clear him. Egan filed a lawsuit over a series of L.A. pool parties alleging sexual abuse against three other men in 2000, with a clear memory of what they alleged did. Singer was not named in that lawsuit, despite Egan’s claim that at one of these parties, Singer forced Egan to perform oral sex on him when he was just 15. He’s very graphic, comparing himself to a piece of meat and saying that Singer held his head underwater and forced him to orally copulate the director. Michael Egan, Bryan Singer Accuser In the 2000 lawsuit, however, he accuses Marc Collins-Rector, who owned the party house, and two other men. Singer was NOT named or even referenced . Egan ended up getting a default judgment of more than $2 million, but Collins-Rector and the others left the country so Egan was paid virtually nothing. Not unlike Wade Robson’s molestation accusation against Michael Jackson, Egan now said he blocked the incident out and numbed himself with alcohol. Recently, he got sober and started therapy, which unleashed a flood of bad memories involving Singer. The director claims this is all totally bogus. Sources connected to Singer says it’s absurd that Egan remembered the party in such vivid detail as to three other men but repressed memories of Singer.
I know I fall in love with pretty much every new bikini model I seem to post on the site, but the way I see it, this is a numbers game and I’m just increasing my odds. I figure one of these days, one of these no-name hotties is bound to appreciate the fact that a big-time celebrity blogger they’ve never met was drooling over them on the Internet. So here’s my latest pick: Lelia Thomas . According to my research, Leila’s from Hawaii, which means she was pretty much born to wear a bikini. Great, I’m sold, now where do I send my marriage proposal? » view all 19 photos
Hey now … Nicole Murphy Does Freaky Dance To Ginuewine’s “Pony” According to TMZ reports : Michael Strahan’s fiancee proved he’s a lucky man Wednesday night at a karaoke bar in Malibu — by showing off her serious ass-shaking skills and putting young hotties to shame. Nicole Murphy popped her booty to “Pony” by Ginuwine at Cafe Habana with co-stars Shamika Lawrence and Mayte Garcia … and the other “Hollywood Exes” were clearly not in her league. The trio attempted to sing “Hold On” by En Vogue as well (video below) … but there’s a lot less butt shaking. Unfortunately your browser does not support IFrames. Do yo’ dance on them hoes.
What’s the only thing funnier than LEGO Movie quotes ? How about bumbled LEGO Movie quotes that didn’t make the film’s final cut? Yes, the geniuses behind this animated blockbuster have released a blooper reel, which includes Chris Pratt botching a couple jokes; Batman sounding very old; and some off-camera banter that is especially hilarious because… you know, the character are animated. Watch these staged, uproarious miscues now and you’ll understand why Legos are taking over the Internet: LEGO Movie Bloopers: Totally Hilarious It’s Valentine’s Day, meanwhile, so relive the most romantic movies of all-time below. 14 Best Romantic Movies Of All Time Open Slideshow 1. The Notebook There’s not another love story like the one in The Notebook. There just isn’t. View As List 1. The Notebook There’s not another love story like the one in The Notebook. There just isn’t. 2. When Harry Met Sally What’s not to love about When Harry Met Sally? If nothing else, there’s THAT scene in the diner that everyone needs to see at least once! 3. Dear John No list of romantic movies is complete without an appearance by Channing Tatum! Amanda Seyfried costarred in Dear John. 4. Love Actually Love Actually might technically be a Christmas movie, but it’s a romantic comedy nonetheless. It’s quickly becoming a classic! 5. Romeo + Juliet The young Leonardo DiCaprio and Claire Danes will forever be the Romeo and Juliet of an entire generation. The story might not have a happy ending, but those two make the film worth it. 6. 10 Things I Hate About You A singing, dancing Heath Ledger romancing a young, sarcastic Julia Stiles? Makes us miss Heath even more! 7. Pretty Woman From prostitute to penthouse, Julia Roberts and Richard Gere found love in Pretty Woman. 8. Siver Linings Playbook Silver Linings Playbook helped everyone’s best friend Jennifer Lawrence win an Oscar. Bradley Cooper wasn’t so bad either. 9. The Wedding Singer Adam Sandler and Drew Barrymore make the list again for The Wedding Singer! Two words: airplane serenade! 10. 50 First Dates Drew Barrymore and Adam Sandler teamed up once again for this Groundhog Day-esque rom com set in Hawaii! 11. Crazy Stupid Love Crazy Stupid Love features an oft-shirtless Ryan Gosling. He plays opposite Emma Stone, but really, shirtless Ryan Gosling is the draw here. 12. Sleepless in Seattle Sleepless in Seattle is a romantic comedy classic. There’s a reason Meg Ryan was America’s sweetheart for so long! 13. Wall-E Okay, okay, so it’s not technically a love story, but the love between Wall-E and Eve is the real deal. 14. Dirty Dancing NOBODY puts Baby in a corner on Valentine’s Day. Or any other day of the year either. RIP Patrick Swayze! (And Jennifer Grey’s nose!)
It looks like the marital stress between Shayne Lamas and Nik Richie is over. How do we know? Because the reality star is pregnant! Richie himself confirmed this exciting news today to Us Weekly, telling the magazine: ” Shayne’s twelve weeks pregnant . Like the great husband I am, I knocked her up during her birthday trip in Maui, Hawaii last November. Definitely a LOVE baby.” The Season 12 winner of The Bachelor , meanwhile, shared a quote via Instagram yesterday that also back up this report… in odd fashion. “Being pregnant is an occupational hazard of being a wife,” read the note. “When you are under construction it’s ideal to put on the hard-hat kids.” Ritchie then took to his blog a couple hours ago and informed fans of his wife’s expecting stat, sound a tad more into it than Lamar. “Both Shayne and I are super excited for our second child,” the 32-year old wrote. “I’ve grown so much as a father and Shayne is an amazing mother. Together we are a great team and love each other very much.” Lamas and Richie eloped at the Little White Wedding Chapel in Las Vegas in April 2010, having known each other for just a few hours. We send them our best wishes and we send lots of luck to their impending newborn. He or she will likely need it.
Mother Admits Her Daughter Faked Own Kidnapping To Escape School The mother of a former popular female college basketball player recently spoke out on ABCs 20/20 and admitted that her daughter faked her own kidnapping in order to escape the pressures of school. ABC News When a Tennessee teen succumbed to the pressure of being a college student-athlete, she turned to alcohol abuse and faked her own kidnapping. Sierra “Cece” Sims was a stellar and popular student in high school. Nurturing a love for music, Sims played guitar, following in the footsteps of her father Tommy Sims, who co-wrote the Grammy-winning Eric Clapton hit, “Change the World.” The high school homecoming queen was also gifted on the basketball court, once delivering 19 assists in one game and helping her team win three titles. “Before we knew it, we were looking at some of the biggest colleges in the nation asking her to play basketball,” her mom Kathie Sims said. Sims earned a full scholarship to the Alabama school 300 miles away from home. However, the demands of being a student-athlete were tough, leaving her with no time for music. “Your schedule might take you to the Bahamas or Czech Republic or to Hawaii,” [Coach] Fortner said. “They are going to get a great education tutoring. But they pay heavily for that because working out is tough. They are up at 5 in the morning, and they don’t get to bed ’til 11 at night.” After only two months at Auburn, Sims, then an 18-year-old freshman, felt like she was under heavy pressure to do well in school and on the court, and had secretly started binge drinking. When she told her mother she wanted to come home, Kathie Sims said she told her daughter to reach out to people she could trust. So one night, Cece called her coach to tell her about a campus concert she attended. But Sims didn’t show up to practice the next day, which was instantly alarming to Fortner. Soon a search for Sims was in full force. “The police, the FBI and the State Troopers were on it. Amber Alert…it spread like wildfire,” said Fortner. Nearly 24 tense hours had passed after Cece Sims disappeared when a police officer on the case had a shocking encounter. “One of the policemen who were searching for her almost hit her,” Kathie Sims said. “She looked right at him and said, ‘I’m Cece Sims,’ and he just melted.” No doubut that the pressures of college can sometimes get overwhelming, but this girl definitely took it to the extreme! Photo Credit: Auburn University
Sorry, Kim Kardashian and Kanye West. The tabloids have found a different couple to make up rumors about this week. According to the new issue of Life & Style, John Mayer and Katy Perry have planned a special trip to Hawaii for themselves, their friends and their close family members. They flew the group of 12 to the island on a private plane, so you know what this could mean: A wedding!!! “John says all the time that Katy is going to be his wife,” a source tells Life & Style. “He says she just gets him like no one else does.” And Mayer’s Who You Love duet partner feels the same way. “I am so madly in love with him,” Perry recently said about Mayer. “He’s got a beautiful mind.” It’s unclear what the Hawaiian vacation actually means, of course, or if it even took place. But “John and Katy greeted all of them with huge smiles and hugs,” the magazine alleges of the guests’ arrival, adding that Perry “told them she wanted each one of them with her and John in Hawaii and that she loved them all.” Does this mean wedding bells are about to chime for the artists who started dating in August 2012? Anything is possible. Including a baby, apparently. Life & Style also screams about that on its latest cover, so there isn’t any proof that a bun is anywhere close to Perry’s oven.
