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Dakota Fanning – Nipple of the Day

The Dakota Fanning actor family creeps me out, it’s some children of the corn shit, like some robots created in a lab who were much cuter as kids who acted like adults thanks to the way they were programmed, only to end up looking like the above picture – if you can look away from the tit, on some Hayley Joel Osment kick of cute as a kid, got the family in the scene, grew awkward and weird, introduce hotter sister…. Strategy….AND If you find her puffy nipple boring, why would you, puffy nipple on young child stars who are still working is as good as puffy nipple on anyone, but she’s not her hotter sister she probably hates knowing she martyred her childhood to pave the way and open the door for…in her red fitness pants from the other day….here’s her sister and her more interesting ass in her red fitness pants from the other day… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Dakota Fanning – Nipple of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Dakota Fanning – Nipple of the Day

Ashlee Simpson in her Bikini on Melrose Place of the Day

Ashlee Simpson is on a TV show. I am telling you this because I don’t expect the average person to know this show exists, mainly because it is shit but also because bringing back garbage from our past is a stupid idea. I hate that these people try to put a new twist on the shi I hated 15 years ago, it is pretty fucking annoying and bottom feeding because Hollywood has no more ideas and the biggest joke in the whole thing is that they gave Ashlee Simpson acting work and by acting work, I mean a bikini scene with some other whore named Stephanie Jacobsen, and despite my hate for Ashlee Simpson and her family, I can still appreciate her young tight mom body that makes next to no biological sense mainly because we don’t have a good view of the ravaged wound in her bikini bottoms…not that biology is my area of expertise, since like Ashlee Simpson, I have no skills, but in my defence, I don’t pretend I do.

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Ashlee Simpson in her Bikini on Melrose Place of the Day

Haley Joel Osmond Post-Op Pictures of the Day

For those of you who used to jerk off to Hayley Joel Osmond back when he was famous and in every movie, because you’re a fucking creepy sex offender who hasn’t been locked up yet and can’t control your urges when you see little effeminate boys with girl names cuz you’re a fucking threat to sociery and because real girls don’t like you, you don’t have to break any laws anymore, cuz motherfucker’s legal now and he finally bit the enevitable bullet thanks to having his childhood spent in make-up chairs and reciting dance moves, and has finally got the fucking chop and here he is showing off his newly female, dyke music guitar playing indy rock nerd ass in her converse like he was Juno or some shit… Pics via Bauer

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Haley Joel Osmond Post-Op Pictures of the Day