Amber Heard telling her mom not to make eye contact with the media….makes for aa pretty funny video…for a lot of reasons, from her mom not having any clue how any of this works, because unlike most of the other girls, she didn’t whore out Amber Heard to get the family ahead, Amber Heard whored herself out…and it worked out pretty well..considering she’s married to Johnny Depp, a massive fucking star, rich as fuck.. She’s a babe, her mom seems nice, the kind of woman I’d want to eat cookies she baked out of, but I guess that’s not saying much, I am a fat man, I love cookies and would eat them out of anyone… TO SEE SOME PICS OF AMBER HEARD LOOKING LIKE A HORSE FACE KILLER BUT STILL HOT ENOUGH TO HOMEWRECK AND SEDUCE A RICH OLD MAN CLICK HERE The post Amber Heard Teaching Her Mom of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
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It looks like Captain Jack Sparrow will be sailing the seven seas stone sober from now on. Following Johnny Depp’s drunk speech at the Hollywood Film Awards back in November, there was much hand-wringing over the 51-year-old actor’s perceived drinking problem. There was even talk that his fiancee, Amber Heard, planned to leave Depp if he didn’t quit drinking. We may never know if Heard did, in fact, issue Depp an ultimatum, or if he simply recognized the need for change himself, but whatever the reason, Depp has reportedly put the plug in the jug and sworn off booze for good. “After realizing that he clearly had an issue, Johnny has been seen traveling with a companion to encourage his sobriety,” an insider tells Radar Online. “Johnny’s problem has always been moderation. He couldn’t have just one.” Depp missed the recent premiere for Into The Woods, reportedly because he was participating in a sort of in-home rehab program. “His absence from Into The Woods raised a lot of questions,” the source says, adding that producers permitted Johnny to bow out of all promotional obligations in order to focus on detoxing. Depp’s been sober for long stretches of time in the past, and Vanessa Paradis – the mother of his two children – blames Heard for Depp’s return to drinking . “Amber broke his sobriety,” says the source. “But she isn’t necessarily a bad influence. She isn’t a party girl anymore.” It seems unlikely, of course, that Heard was the sole cause for the screen legend’s decision to pick up the bottle again. Depp’s booze-fueled relationship Kate Moss became the stuff of Hollywood legend in the early 90s and help craft the actor’s rebel persona. 13 Celebrities Who Have Been To Rehab 1. Lindsay Lohan Lindsay Lohan has been to a rehab six times. She completed a mandatory 90-day stint in the summer of 2013.
Last week, ABC released a promo for The Bachelor that played up the show’s unintentionally comedic aspects, while teasing a few The Bachelor spoilers . Today, the network shared a teaser that focuses on the soap opera-caliber drama that’s made the cutthroat romantic competition series such an addictive reality TV staple over the years. The Bachelor Pregnancy Test Promo it’s an understatement to say there’s a lot going on in this trailer: We get our first extended look at Chris Soules as The Bachelor ; we learn producers have brought in more wannabe-fiancees than ever before…But the real surprise comes at the very end: As the show’s signature, schlocky voice-over promises a season “pregnant with possibility,” the camera closes in on a discarded home pregnancy test… The results screen has been blurred out, so it’s totally possible that one of the ladies simply experienced a false alarm, but the dramatic tease certainly has the Internet abuzz with speculation. The new promo has raised a number of questions about this upcoming season: Would the show go on if one of the ladies got knocked up? Will the female fans who fell in love with Chris after he got dumped by Andi Dorfman feel the same way if he gets some rando pregnant? Doesn’t ABC stock that damn Fantasy Suite with condoms?! Hopefully all these questions and more will be answered in the show’s 19th (!) season. In the meantime, watch The Bachelor online to relive every sleazy the Fantasy Suite has to offer. Chris Soules Photos: The Bachelor 2015! 1. Chris Soules is The Bachelor 2015 Chris Soules is The Bachelor 2015. Here he is, leaving no doubts about it.
It’s official: Johnny Depp has zero f–ks to give. You might think a man who sports so many scarves would at least have a passion for neckwear, but no. According to his recent interview with Details magazine, Captain Jack couldn’t lend you a f–k if you offered to pay him back with interest: “What is really satisfying is, like Marlon [Brando], getting to that place where he just didn’t give a f–k,” Depp says. “You get to the point where you care so f–king much it gets g-ddamn beleaguering, you know? But then a great thing happens. Suddenly you care enough not to give a f–k, because not giving a f–k, that’s the total liberation. You’re game to try anything.” Well, that would certainly explain Depp’s drunk speech at the Hollywood Film Awards. Apparently, he felt liberated enough to get completely hammered. Or maybe he needed to get fully soused before he took the stage because he’s just so shy, man: Johnny Depp: Hollywood Film Awards Speech “I’m f–kin’ shy, man,” Depp says. “I don’t like to be in social situations – t’s fine for me in a weird way, having to run and hide.” Lately, there have been rumors circulating that Depp is boozing harder than ever and the combination of shyness and newfound apathy might account for that. Of course, there have also been reports that Johnny’s drinking is driving his fiancee Amber Heard away , so he might ant to find a a way to star giving at least a minor f–k. Amber Heard Photos: Through the Years 1. Amber Heard Bikini Picture Have U Heard how hot Amber is?? Check out this bikini picture and see for yourself.
Homewrecker Amber Heard, who we discovered was a very weird sexter thanks to the Fappening, Amber Heard, who may only be a weird sexter thanks to Johnny Depp, who WHO WAS DRUNK AT THE HOLLYWOOD FILM AWARDS is half naked in GQ Russia, which I guess is as relevant as regular GQ, because there are a hell of a lot of Russians in the world, and they probably read magazines still, because broadband internet hasn’t really got through to their communism….you know now that they don’t have rationed bread and toilet paper, and the freedom to buy magazines, they eat this shit up, but then again, I have no idea what I am talking about, I just know panties in photoshoots and that’s pretty much what happened here.
I don’t know what Aleim Magazine is, but they managed to get Amber Heard topless. That said, this could now be my new favorite rag. It’s not often that I post Amber because she is too busy hooking up with Johnny Depp, but hopefully that relationship ends soon so that we can have her all to ourselves!
So by now I’m guessing you’ve probably heard the news that uber-hottie Amber Heard is marrying Johnny Depp, which is kind of disappointing, at least until you realize that you have a better chance of getting hit by lightning twice indoors than of hooking up with a hottie like Amber. So really, things haven’t changed all that much for guys like you and me. It just means that we’re going to start seeing Amber showing up to more red carpets in amazing dresses like this from now on, which actually makes it some of the best news we’ve gotten all month. See? There’s always a bright side. » view all 19 photos Photos: WENN.com
My favorite thing about Amber Heard is that she destroyed the Johnny Depp household, leaving kids fatherless while he’s run off to gallivant around the world to fuck this bi-sexual bitch while leaving them at home in France to tend to the farm they live on…listening to their cheese and wine eating mother complaining about her day in and day out because she is the other woman and girls fucking hate the other woman….but I like her, especially in Russian magazines, even if these pictures are old and Russia is 10 steps behind America, as they were in the 80s, at least when it came to fast food and Levis jeans, because she’s posing all hot, but more importantly because she gives hope to married men that one day we’ll have the temptation from a young harlot that will inspire us to leave our miserable existence/wife for the erratic young girl who will chew us up and spit us out in a matter of weeks or month, turning our entire life upside down, leaving us alone, broken and a shell of who we once were…those girls are the best kind…they keep us on our feet.
