Apparently the super famous Sia, who has been in the music industry forever, but no one gave a fuck about her until she did some EDM song, launching her career, that involves more than one video of the creepiest little dancing girl…who went viral and in a way was the Emrata of the year, without the tits, thanks to not hitting puberty yet…but who has been replaced with a veteran with tits…Heidi Klum.. The video is not compelling at all…a redneck German doesn’t really work for me, and burning down a house reminds me of an Emimen Featuring Rihana Video.. But Heidi Klum is in a bra..and even at 50..and a mom of 500 kids…with must be an intersting vagina, filled with German scat and German ethnic cleansing…still looks good..so here it is… The post Sia’s Heidi Klum Video of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I guess in being constantly praised in her youth as the rich girl with huge tits, who ended up taking that praise to heart and turning it into a career, where she was surrounded by people in the industry praising her rich girl with huge tits, making it seem like the praise was legit…allowing her to undo the belt buckle of her trendy designer bikini on set of Sports Illustrated Swim…to eat a little, because she made it…only to never stop eating…turning into a chubby plus sized model no one calls a plus sized model..but who’s back would imply she’s a plus sized model…doesn’t get how humanity works… You see the same people that smile to your face, talk shit behind your back…and the same people talking shit on your social media…are talking shit behind your back…because the more you achieve, the more people hate you…and when you’re fat as fuck while achieving it, the more people think you’re an overrated and overfed hack who pulled off a scam…making them angry for whatever reason… Her recent story is that she finally opened up about her nudes that were leaked…without opening up the way she did in those nudes and this is what she had to say: “It’s an invasion of my privacy and it’s not OK. It’s illegal,” she states. “People don’t have a right to look at those photos or to judge them.” I agree…what is on your phone should only be between you, the government, your phone provider, the FBI, the app owners of apps you run…and not some kid who hacked your icloud….those pictures are property of the owner and should probably never have been released…but the fact is that when you’re a public figure in a world that love nudes…the better strategy is to not save the fucking things…because you’re a target…and not only because you’re 500 pounds and people can’t see past you.. Nudes are public domain the second you send them out to a motherfucker who can get his phone stolen, or who can send to his friends, or whatever..nudes are a liability, if you think they are a big deal..which brands and Christians probably do… People don’t have the right to look at the photos and judge…I mean that’s like saying “you can’t have an opinion on things you see ever”…that’s just not how our fucking brains work…and when it comes to sexting, everyone may have nudes, everyone may be trying to masturbate with their partner so that their partner doesn’t cheat on them, even though he cheated on them…but not everyone shows the fucking world due to negligence or anything… So yes…you’re a horny, sexual, high estrogen monster….who some may find a whore for your pics, but others may jerk off to…and people like may just have no interest in because the nudes sucked, your body sucked, get over yourself…if you can find the strength in your legs, because that’s a huge thing to get over…if you know what I mean…if you don’t…I called you plus sized again. Who cares. The post Kate Upton on her Nudes for Es Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I like Anna Ewers, Rhymes with Sewers..because she’s a german model and germans like to be treated like sewers…unless German Scat porn is a rumor…we’d have to ask Heidi Klum… She was discovered on a blog by Alexander Wang, proving to all the girls I try to get naked in photos for my blog that it really can pay off…I mean this Anna Ewers has been in Vogue, now W…she’s worked with a bunch of brands and makes millions of dollars…the blog life can pay off… Well, here she is for Venetia Scott, a photographer…playing a 50s or 60s housewife, that I wish she was, because a 50s housewife forced to work the house for her husband and their nuclear family…unhappy sexually…and unstimulated…medicating with booze and sedatives…with no where to go…..is a plae I’d want Anna Ewers…I’m traditional like that… Here are the pics..too bad she’s not topless…but the good news is that she’s been topless.. The post Anna Ewers for W Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
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Richie Sambora’s breakup with Denise Richards was nowhere near as bitter as this! After reports that Sambora threatened to kill ex-girlfriend Nikki Lund, it as been reported conversely that these claims are false, but just who is telling the truth? The Bon Jovi rocker is currently sunning it up in Bora Bora with ex-wife Heather Locklear and their daughter, but it sounds like he is going to be coming back to a nightmare since it has been revealed that he is a “person of interest” in police enquiries . “They are in the midst of unraveling their fashion business Nikki Rich,” a source told Daily Mail Online . “Things have become very bitter in recent weeks.” “The two had a war of words after Lund debuted her first solo line. He said words to the effect that he was going to dig a hole in the desert and bury her.” Lund held off going to the cops because she thought that the “situation would resolve itself.” Because that always happens, right? Representatives for Sambora, the guitarist for the iconic band who famously quit Bon Jovi in 2013 due to personal issues, have denied the allegations. “This is a cluster of fabricated lies in retaliation for Mr Sambora’s decision to cease further funding of the unprofitable partnership, plain and simple,” said the rep. Could Lund really be doing this because his decision to stop funding the company? Anything is possible. Who do you believe in this whole mess, Sambora or Lund? Hit the comments with your thoughts. 21 Most Shocking Hollywood Divorces 1. Bruce Jenner and Kris Jenner View Photo If Bruce and Kris Jenner cannot make it work, even after two decades of marriage, what hope is there for every other couple out there? 2. Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony View Photo Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony have twins together and also had a great life together. But then it all fell apart. 3. Jennie Garth and Peter Facinelli View Photo Jennie Garth and Peter Facinelli could not make their marriage work. They split in 2013. 4. Heidi Klum and Seal View Photo We never thought Heidi Klum and Seal would split. But they shockingly proved us wrong. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Eva Longoria and Tony Parker View Photo Eva Longoria and Tony Parker seemed like a match made in Hollywood heaven. But it didn’t turn out that way. 6. Christina Aguilera and Jordan Bratman View Photo Christina Aguilera and Jordan Bratman looks like a happy couple in this 2009 image. But the marriage didn’t last. 7. Courteney Cox and David Arquette View Photo Thy were goofy. They were in love. But then Courteney Cox and David Arquette were over. 8. Jesse James and Sandra Bullock View Photo The marriage between Jesse James and Sandra Bullock didn’t merely end. It ended in scandalous, cheating-filled fashion. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Al Gore and Tipper Gore View Photo Now this was a divorce we did not see coming. Say it ain’t so, Al Gore and Tipper Gore! 10. Charlize Theron and Stuart Townsend View Photo Charlize Theron and Stuart Townsend were married for nine years. But they, shockingly, split in 2010. 11. Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin View Attachment Oh wait, sorry, they’re not divorcing. They are consciously uncoupling. 12. Melanie Griffith and Antonio Banderas View Photo Melanie Griffith and Antonio Banderas lasted nearly two decades. The former filed in June 2014. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. Ty Murray and Jewel View Photo It’s all over for Ty Murray and Jewel. The country couple called it quits on their marriage in July 2014. 14. Elizabeth Vargas and Marc Cohn View Photo Elizabeth Vargas and Marc Cohn are going their separate ways. The couple got married in 2002. 15. Amber Rose and Wiz Khalifa View Photo They were only married for 14 months. They have a son together. But Amber Rose filed for divorce in September of 2014. 16. Patrick Dempsey and Jillian Fink View Photo Patrick Dempsey and Jillian Fink were married for 15 years. But the long-time couple called it quits in January of 2015. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 17. Hilary Duff and Mike Comrie View Photo Hilary Duff and Mike Comrie have a son together. But their marriage ended after the latter allegedly offered a waitrss $600 to have sex with him. 18. Mandy Moore and Ryan Adams Mandy Moore and Ryan Adams kept their marriage so secret that we had no idea anything was wrong until it was all over. 19. Nick Cannon and Mariah Carey View Photo They have twins! They renewed their vows every year! And yet it did not work out in the end for Nick Cannon and Mariah Carey. 20. Paula Patton and Robin Thicke View Photo Robin Thicke did all he could to save his marriage to Paula Patton. But all the public begging and singing failed to work. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 21. Ramona Singer and Mario Singer View Photo Ramona Singer and Mario Singer looked to happy on their wedding day. Years later, however, the former cheated on the reality star. The End. Up Next: ” 21 Most Shocking Hollywood Divorces .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly…
According to my sources, the 2015 amfAR Gala was held last night, and while I wasn’t invited, it looks like pretty much every single hottie in New York was. Because here’s Karlie Kloss , Heidi Klum , Paris Hilton , Naomi Campbell , Coco Rocha , Ivanka Trump , Hailey Baldwin , Lindsay Ellingson , Lais Ribeiro , Elsa Hosk , Isabeli Fontana , Josephine Skriver , Shanina Shaik , Ginta Lapina , Allie Rizzo , Camila Alves , and Alexandra Richards all doing their part for charity. And I don’t know about you guys, but it’s making me want to make a big donation. What? At least I’d be reaching into my pants for a good cause for once. » view all 19 photos Photos: WENN.com
Heidi Klum still has a body that is amazing to look….german human engineering…I guess…thanks World War 2 Nazi war camps… But what I really wonder if parts of her we aren’t seeing…namely those parts in her panty…have withstood the hard weather conditions of Seal’s dick ravaging her with all kinds of babies….vaginas are designed to stretch, at least that’s what I tell girls on snapchat I want to see fuck beer bottles…
I like to think of this as Chelsea Handler being on some worldly expedition, like some kind of explorer, going to all corners of the world, now that she’s got all the time in the world…including but not limited to the the arctic…just hoping to find someone who cares. She’s even taking off her shirt…to try to expedite the process…garbage.
Heidi Klum may be old. She may be battered from having a dozen kids and thus a lot of sex, with SEAL a man with a voice of an angel, but the face of a monster, making me think he may have, or must have had a massive, baby arm sized penis that violated her, like the twisted german freak that she was…you know tickling her tall model cervix….before shitting on her as Germans do, at least according to their Scat porn. But I guess with age, comes wisdom, and she’s smart enough to know, as a model who has been an exhibitionist forever, that it is important, and not scandalous to be in as little clothing as possible on the beach…so that you get an even tan…while getting as much attention as possible, because you like attention, that’s why you became a fucking model… Either way, old as fuck, still skinny, maybe even a little too skinny, based on her ass…but still a Christmas Miracle…because girls I fuck don’t look this good…we can all thank German ethnic cleansing and early DNA testing to create the master race for this. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
