These were likely shot from a super zoom that softens up her old lady features….like scars on her tits from the implants, or the lift, because she’s 50 years old and a mom of many black babies with Seal who’s kiss of a rose is actually his massive cock…that probably destroyed her over and over again until their dozen kids happened as a bi-product of all the fucking… The amazing tits she’s busted out in Miami because she’s old, European and shameless – because tits get seen…on an amazing body that doesn’t make any sense…still has her pussy hidden because there’s no way that shit survived the storm that’s been her career and personal life.. But the tits…there’s no way these are natural, this perky and hot…I mean there is one way…the Nazi program of creating the superior race….genetic modification at the expense of the Jews who employ her….that’s the only thing that makes sense… Here are the pics…from the paparazzi…about 10 years too late…but reminiscent of paparazzi pics of the past I’ve loved….because they feature tits!! The post Heidi Klum Killer Tits on a Balcony in Miami of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
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Weak…I know Kim Kardashian is a fucking monster, but having her walk in slow motion in front of a green screen showing Northern Lights…is just weak. I could recreate this in my fucking basement apartment, I just don’t know any shit colored trannies with sloppy tits that I could use…but I should parody this, to remind you all that Kim Kardashian is fucking dog shit and so is LOVE Magazines’ advent calendar….just step it up you fashion cunts… Doutzen Kroes cuz no one else wants her…shot by Hype Williams….a legendary hip hop music video director from the 90s…who even did Hollywood movies…and this is the uninspired shit he’s doing now…as much as I hate instagram content producers, at least they produce better shit than this… Heidi Klum 300 Years Old….shot by Rankin – Naked in Tub….with star nipples, because I guess her actual nipples are starting to show their age and can’t be showcased…or maybe it’s just not YOUTUBE friendly…who knows…but I’d rather see the nips… The post Love Calendar Keeps On Delivering the Dog Shit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
ICYMI, Heidi Klum is still looking super-hot these days , even though she’s in her 40s by now, which is well past retirement age for most supermodels. But if she keeps doing sexy photoshoots like this one for Ocean Drive Magazine , I think her modeling career could definitely last another few years. Even if I have trouble making it 45 seconds. Enjoy.
I know Heidi Klum is probably slightly past her prime these days. I’m pretty sure she’s 43 by now, and that’s practically 73 in model years. But like most supermodels, Heidi’s got good genes, so she’s still looking pretty good in this new photoshoot she did for the latest issue of SHAPE Magazine . (And I’m sure a little Photoshop didn’t hurt.) But either way, I’m definitely glad to see that Heidi’s modeling career isn’t over just yet. She’s definitely got at least another few years 30-45 seconds left. So let’s make the most of it and enjoy! Continue reading →
Heidi Klum is in Shape Magazine and if you’re a Heidi Klum fan – you probably already know that – I am too slow to the draw on this internet thing – where I’d need to be married to my computer all day everyday – while I have better things to do with my time – like stare at the wall… Ultimately, who really cares about Heidi Klum, she doesn’t care about you, she just wants you to buy whatever product she selling. She’s not inviting you to her parties, she’s not having weird German Scat Fetish sex with you – like you are SEAL – but then again you don’t have the voice of an angel and a penis the size of something that a BDSM submissive would want….it’s a German thing…from Nazi to Pragmatic… I am just amazed she looks this good, but it’s pretty obvious why. She’s genetically modified thanks to Nazi technology – and it has worked out amazingly for her…not so amazingly for the people they tested this on in the 1940s…but that was so long ago…let’s focus on what matters…. The post Heidi Klum in Shape Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Heidi Klum always goes crazy for Halloween and people, mainly old people, get excited for her crazy and outrageous outfits… She likes Halloween so much, that for a good period of her life she dressed up as a little blonde woman who got destroyed by a big black scarred up face black guy with a voice of an angel…with a dick as big as a child’s arm…that wasn’t big enough to Klum to really destroy her vagina as much as German people. the inventors of BDSM and scat would want…but in the process she did shit out a bunch of beige babies…Hilter would be so disappointed… She was on Ellen, dancing like she was the kid in the SIA video as Ellen pretended to be SIA…but more masculine…and the whole thing was silly…but not as silly as her costume involving a herd of Heidi Klums, like a bad snapchat filter, like the narcissism you’d expect from a model who at 50 still looks this good…weathered…but good… And here are those pics…of Heidi Klum…just having a good time…because she’s won at life..and all it took was being hot…good deal. A video posted by Heidi Klum (@heidiklum) on Oct 31, 2016 at 7:58pm PDT The post Heidi Klum’s Doing SIA of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Nadya Suleman bares all in a new interview with The Doctors. No, not in the way that Nadya Suleman bared all in the past. There is not a new batch of Nadya Suleman nude photos coming your way below, we promise. But the viral sensation formerly known as “Octomom” did appear as a guest on The Doctors this week, opening up like never before about her past life. For example: she’d really prefer if we did NOT refer to her as “Octomom.” Not now. Not tomorrow. Not ever again. “I never set out to become an ‘octomom,’” the 41-year old says in a clip from The Doctors that was first published by People Magazine. “I’ve always wanted a big family – not this big!” In 2009, of course, Suleman gave birth to octuplets via IVF after Dr. Michael Kamrava injected her with 12 embryos. She went on to garner Internet fame because… well… because she gave birth to eight babies at once. Many people were disgusted by this notion and then grew even more disgusted because Suleman cost them money by relying on government assistance to pay for her giant brood. This, she says, is what caused her to eventually pose naked: Suleman needed to pay her bills. “Rather than go get more public assistance, which I already felt ashamed of, I ended up selling myself out,” she admits in this interview. “At the time, it was like an investment so that I could support my family. I believe the judgment I experienced was warranted because what were people supposed to believe? “All they were being fed by the media was negativity.” Suleman starred in porn, took part in bikini photo shoots and took her clothes off in front of the camera at various times, all so her 14 kids would not go hungry. (Yes, 14 kids. At the time she gave birth to eight babies, she was already the single mother of six children.) Suleman – who now goes by the first name “Natalie” – previously confessed that she embraced the “Octomom” persona because it at least put cash in her pocket. Now, however? “There’s nobody, possibly, who could have hated ‘Octomom’ more than I,” she says. So why is Suleman back in the spotlight now? When her entire point seems to be that she regrets having been so public with her name and her body back in 2010 and 2011? “My history was haunting us,” she says. “I left ‘Octomom.’ I went back to my life as a counselor. I went back and my kids had a healthy, happy life. The problem is it’s followed us, because people never knew what I did. They never knew the true story.” Yes, in the end, Suleman regrets a lot. She wishes she had made some different choices back in the day. But she can take solace in one very important fact. Which is this: “I own and take responsibility for my poor choices, but it’s certainly doesn’t take away from how extraordinary these kids ended up turning out to be.” View Slideshow: 33 Nadya Suleman Pics You Don’t Even Want to See Now, if only she could somehow delete the photos above from the Internet archives and our collective memory, all will be forgiven.
Last week, we learned that Rob Kardashian is being investigated for allegedly threatening a man named Pilot Jones. The texts were sent in response to rumors that Blac Chyna cheated on Rob with Jones , and that Jones is the father of her baby, who’s due to be born in early November. Chyna took to social media to shoot the rumors down in brutal fashion. Many accused her of gay-bashing Jones , but it turns out that Rob had already gone much further in the language that he used to describe Blac’s alleged cheating partner. In text messages obtained by TMZ, Rob threatens and harasses Jones, accusing the man of lying about having an affair with Blac in order to drum up publicity and help boost his music career. While Rob probably won’t face any criminal charges, as investigators have determined that his language is too vague to constitute an actual threat of physical violence, his use of racist and homophobic slurs is sure to damage his reputation. Below are some of the most shocking texts published today: “And u fa—t ass bitch this is ROB and u did the most DISRESPECTFUL s**t ever by releasing pics and a story to a pregnant Woman who is 17 days from having a baby!” “This is my Wife and you about to get your ass beat by every Mexican in LA including me.” “U f–ked with the wrong Woman and the wrong dude.” “I hope you religious cuz after I beat your ass with about 30 Mexicans u better hope God lets u into heaven.” “Its a wrap for u and after we beat your ass we will all be good and never contact Chyna … u pu–y ass n—a.” “Don’t ever come for me and my wife ever U corny ass n—a” Jones presented the texts to the LAPD as evidence that he had been threatened by Rob. However, investigators found that he had incited Rob in the past and may be guilty of harassment himself. View Slideshow: Blac Chyna and Rob Kardashian: Their Relationship In 15 Photos In all likelihood, neither party will face any charges, and if there’s any legal culpability at all, it will be decided in civil court. Unfortunately, the world has now seen a very ugly side of Rob, and no judge can strike that from the record.
Adele is one of those celebrities who generally keeps her personal life very private. She’s got one of the best voices on the planet and is one of the most relatable celebrities out there. The 28-year-old is currently touring North America as part of her world tour in support of her album, “25.” The star opened up in the December issue of Vanity Fair about her personal life and what it’s like to live in the spotlight. One of the things that came up was Adele chatting about her having postpartum depression. “I had really bad postpartum depression after I had my son, and it frightened me,” she tells the magazine. “One day I said to a friend, ‘I f**kin’ hate this,’ and she just burst into tears and said, ‘I f**kin’ hate this, too.’ And it was done. It lifted,” she explains. “My knowledge of postpartum—or post-natal, as we call it in England—is that you don’t want to be with your child; you’re worried you might hurt your child; you’re worried you weren’t doing a good job,” Adele says. “But I was obsessed with my child. I felt very inadequate; I felt like I’d made the worst decision of my life. It can come in many different forms. Eventually I just said, I’m going to give myself an afternoon a week, just to do whatever the f**k I want without my baby. A friend of mine said, ‘Really? Don’t you feel bad?’ I said, I do, but not as bad as I’d feel if I didn’t do it.” Adele also chatted about what made her cut back on drinking alcohol. “Having a hangover with a child is torture,” she says, referring to herself as once a “massive drinker.” “Just imagine an annoying three-year-old who knows something’s wrong; it’s hell,” the global superstar adds. “I used to love to be drunk, but as I got more famous I would wake up the next morning and think, What the f**k did I say and who the f**k did I say it to?” Adele recalls. “I can see from an outsider’s perspective that I will never write songs as good as the ones that are on 21, but I’m not as indulgent as I was then, and I don’t have time to fall apart like I did then. I was completely off my face writing that album, and a drunk tongue is an honest one.” “I would drink two bottles of wine, and I would chain-smoke. Then I’d write the lyrics down and the next morning think, F**k, that’s quite good. Then I’d find the melody. But since I’ve had my baby, I’m not as carefree as I used to be.” However, with things changing over the past few years, Adele may not be rushing to expand on her family. “I think it’s the bravest thing not to have a child; all my friends and I felt pressurized into having kids, because that’s what adults do,” she says. “I love my son more than anything,” Adele insists,”but on a daily basis, if I have a minute or two, I wish I could do whatever the f**k I wanted, whenever I want. Every single day I feel like that.” “I’ve always been pretty melancholy,” she explains. “Obviously not as much in my real life as the songs are, but I have a very dark side. I’m very available to depression. I can slip in and out of it quite easily,” she shares. View Slideshow: 15 Reasons Why Adele Would Make the PERFECT Drinking Buddy “It started when my granddad died when I was about 10, and while I never had a suicidal thought, I have been in therapy, lots. But, I haven’t had that feeling since I had my son and snapped out of my postpartum depression.” Postpartum must be a scary thing for any mother to go through. What do you think about all of this? Hit the comments below.
