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10-Year Old Dresses as Donald Trump’s Hair for Halloween

Our apologies, Heidi Klum. But you no longer own Halloween. Yes, sure, you may dress like an old lady sometimes and like the insides of the human body at other times, but 10-year old Gage DeVader went out this year for the holiday as Donald Trump. Sorry, not Donald Trump. That costume idea would not be remotely original in 2016. He went out as Donald Trump’s HAIR. The costume was designed by the boy’s mother, Jessica DeVader, and it has become the talk of the Internet. DeVader, who hails from Kansas, told BuzzFeed that she glued fake grass table skirts in sections around an umbrella to achieve the perfect comb-over look. It really is amazing. Here’s a snapshot from the back: The enormous Make America Great Again baseball cap? Which is the icing on this creative sundae? It was constructed out of three sheets of poster board. And if you study these photos closely enough, you’ll see another wrinkle Jessica threw in to honor Trump. Although honor may be the wrong word choice here… “Gage’s shirt pays homage to Trump’s orange face!” DeVader says. This isn’t the first Halloween that Gage has gone all out for Halloween, either. “I would say our fun with Halloween began from the start,” DeVader told Buzzfeed. “I just wanted my son to learn to embrace his uniqueness and individuality. “Every year we come up with a ridiculous idea and he just goes for it!” Like that time he went as a Sharknado: And that time he went as Zoltar, the fortune telling amusement park game from the movie Big: “He’s such a fun kid with a great personality. I want to inspire him to think outside the box,” DeVader says. We love it. And we really needed it, especially in light of how some other folks have dressed as Trump this year. Check out Gage’s awesome costumes above and check out some fun celebrity ideas from this year below: View Slideshow: Halloween 2016: Celebrity Costumes Galore!

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10-Year Old Dresses as Donald Trump’s Hair for Halloween

10-Year Old Dresses as Donald Trump’s Hair for Halloween

Our apologies, Heidi Klum. But you no longer own Halloween. Yes, sure, you may dress like an old lady sometimes and like the insides of the human body at other times, but 10-year old Gage DeVader went out this year for the holiday as Donald Trump. Sorry, not Donald Trump. That costume idea would not be remotely original in 2016. He went out as Donald Trump’s HAIR. The costume was designed by the boy’s mother, Jessica DeVader, and it has become the talk of the Internet. DeVader, who hails from Kansas, told BuzzFeed that she glued fake grass table skirts in sections around an umbrella to achieve the perfect comb-over look. It really is amazing. Here’s a snapshot from the back: The enormous Make America Great Again baseball cap? Which is the icing on this creative sundae? It was constructed out of three sheets of poster board. And if you study these photos closely enough, you’ll see another wrinkle Jessica threw in to honor Trump. Although honor may be the wrong word choice here… “Gage’s shirt pays homage to Trump’s orange face!” DeVader says. This isn’t the first Halloween that Gage has gone all out for Halloween, either. “I would say our fun with Halloween began from the start,” DeVader told Buzzfeed. “I just wanted my son to learn to embrace his uniqueness and individuality. “Every year we come up with a ridiculous idea and he just goes for it!” Like that time he went as a Sharknado: And that time he went as Zoltar, the fortune telling amusement park game from the movie Big: “He’s such a fun kid with a great personality. I want to inspire him to think outside the box,” DeVader says. We love it. And we really needed it, especially in light of how some other folks have dressed as Trump this year. Check out Gage’s awesome costumes above and check out some fun celebrity ideas from this year below: View Slideshow: Halloween 2016: Celebrity Costumes Galore!

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14 Times Heidi Klum Has Simply OWNED Halloween

Heidi Klum is one of the best looking human beings on the planet. But she covers up those looks every year on October 31, showcasing truly unique and creative Halloween costumes that leave fans talking years after she rocks them in public. Heidi Klum as a very old woman? Heidi Klum as a walking cadaver? Yes and yes! See all the amazing costumes Klum has come up with below… 1. A Gorgeous Granny Yup, those are varicose veins all over Klum’s body. Talk about going all out for a costume! 2. Inside Heidi Klum Many men around the world have wanted to go inside Heidi Klum. But they probably didn’t mean it like this. 3. Out of This World! This costume sure it out of this world. Going as an alien isn’t all that creative, but no one goes all out like Heidi Klum does. 4. Something to Crow About Using a mini-skirt, fishnet-stockings and full-on black feathers, Klum became a crow. We love this outfit because it’s so random. Who thought of her dressing as a crow?!? 5. A Controversial Costume Klum actually got in some trouble for dressing as Kali, an Indian goddess who come believed should not have been mocked in any way. 6. A Beautiful Butterfly Klum went as a colorful butterfly in 2014. We’re not entirely sure how she squeezed through doors in this thing. View Slideshow

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Niall Horan and James Corden Parody "Pony," Win Halloween

For the past several years, Heidi Klum has been the clear winner of Halloween. There’s really no debating this fact. Just consider these Heidi Klum costumes . But the supermodel’s time may have passed, as Niall Horan and James Corden made quite the effort on Wednesday night to grab the Halloween victor title from Klum. They did so via a costume-themed spot of Ginuwine’s “Pony.” Simply put, it was amazing. The comedian and the One Direction singer titled their music video “Candy,” singing all about trick or treating on October 31. In the footage – which we’ve featured above – The Late Late Show host and the very handsome artist they sang about candy. In a very sexual manner. “When you break me off a Kit Kat, I’m going to make your Tootsie Pop,” Horan crooned, for example. And the stars also dressed the part, with rocking a number of costumes, from a pea in a pod… Dracula… to a ghost… to a cow… to a pirate.  ”I’m just a Batman, looking for some Pop Rocks, something that’s sweet inside, you look like the right fun size,” sang Corden at one point. We may never look at candy or superheroes the same way ever again. Again, you can check out this Late Late Show treat at the outset of this article. And you can compare it to the original “Pony” video below. We know which one we’ll be watching again and again… Ginuwine – “Pony” As for his actual appearance as a guest on the late-night talk show, Horan refused to divulge which One Direction member he likes the least during the segment “Spill Your Guts Or Fill Your Guts.” He was therefore forced to drink a salmon smoothie. Later, however, when asked to choose whether he would rather spend his last night on earth with Selena Gomez or Ellie Goulding, Horan picked the latter. Interesting! Horan also debuted his solo track “This Town” on the program. But it was overshadowed by “Candy.” Whuch we totally need to go view again. Please excuse us.

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Gisele Bundchen’s Tranny Back in a G-String of the Day

There have been rumors, that may not be actual rumors, but theories I’ve had about Gisele Bundchen, that I’ve started to believe as truth after doing hundreds of posts on her – over the last 12 years of this silly little site I call home… Those rumors include that she is a tranny from brazil who for the most part of her career tucked her dick aggressively enough to not get caught – being an underwear model for the evil corporation all those years….because tranny’s don’t get their periods or pregnant and it’s a solid way to have men steal a woman’s job….without the women getting mad because if you get caught you pull the BRUCE JENNER card…. They continued with her being Tom Brady’s beard, since locker rooms are pretty fucking gay and athletes have an image to uphold, so finding the model with the most boyish hips – was a no-brainer…the world has believe her lie so long -they’ll continue to… Then they faked the pregnancies and all that shit…and she got fired from the brand because her cover was going to be blown – and still makes millions in modeling, unlike most trans people who just do sex work… Now, she’s still deemed a woman, one of the most well paid women…and all I see is the back of a man in a thong…but the rest of the world…sees what I guess they think is sexy…you gang of faggots. The post Gisele Bundchen’s Tranny Back in a G-String of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Padma Lakshmi in Lingerie of the Day

“Don’t hate because I’m in lingerie. Moms do that sometimes.” Padma Lakshmi is most famously known as being a sugar baby. The kind of girl who gets in her lingerie when it comes to seducing old billionaires. In such a dark and egotistical way that she pretends the baby she is carrying from one billionaire – belongs to another billionaire who was dying of cancer – only to ensure that baby – who wasn’t even that billionaire’s baby – get the fucking billion dollar inheritance…despite already having a billion dollar inheritance from the actual biological father…because she’s a fucking dirty, low level trick…who targets the high end john… She’s in her 50s, in her lingerie, demostrating tits that tricked men into making the creature that crawled out of her cunt…worth more than God… Terrible human being..but the tits are good…not worth billion dollar babies according to me..that she can prove otherwise with bank statements…but still good..for an old weathered cunt… The post Padma Lakshmi in Lingerie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Heidi Klum’s 100 Years Old Body Doing Bikini Shoots of the Day

Heidi Klum is a 100 year old freak of nature. I am going to assume that dude with the MAKITA power tool is either with an Air Compressor, or a Staple gun to keep her GUNT in place… I mean that, or she’s a product of Nazi Germany, that wasn’t that long ago in the grand scheme of Humanity, and Heidi Klum’s life, and in being a product of Nazi Germany she’s both Genetically modified and ages great thanks to the good old genetic/human experiments designed in the BAYER labs when creating Asprin….and a sexual deviant who likes getting shit on or maybe she’s the one doing the shitty after being violated by Seal’s arm sized penis that made her a bunch of babies… There’s video….on her instagram… A video posted by Heidi Klum (@heidiklum) on Sep 27, 2016 at 4:21pm PDT Here she is jumping into bed… A video posted by Heidi Klum (@heidiklum) on Sep 29, 2016 at 5:21am PDT Here she is seducing you so over exposed you can’t tell she’s 100 years old…. A video posted by Heidi Klum (@heidiklum) on Oct 1, 2016 at 7:09pm PDT Seriously…this is like some of those handjob tutorials you see in porn… A video posted by Heidi Klum (@heidiklum) on Oct 2, 2016 at 3:52pm PDT The post Heidi Klum’s 100 Years Old Body Doing Bikini Shoots of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Heidi Klum’s 100 Years Old Body Doing Bikini Shoots of the Day

Heidi Klum is a 100 year old freak of nature. I am going to assume that dude with the MAKITA power tool is either with an Air Compressor, or a Staple gun to keep her GUNT in place… I mean that, or she’s a product of Nazi Germany, that wasn’t that long ago in the grand scheme of Humanity, and Heidi Klum’s life, and in being a product of Nazi Germany she’s both Genetically modified and ages great thanks to the good old genetic/human experiments designed in the BAYER labs when creating Asprin….and a sexual deviant who likes getting shit on or maybe she’s the one doing the shitty after being violated by Seal’s arm sized penis that made her a bunch of babies… There’s video….on her instagram… A video posted by Heidi Klum (@heidiklum) on Sep 27, 2016 at 4:21pm PDT Here she is jumping into bed… A video posted by Heidi Klum (@heidiklum) on Sep 29, 2016 at 5:21am PDT Here she is seducing you so over exposed you can’t tell she’s 100 years old…. A video posted by Heidi Klum (@heidiklum) on Oct 1, 2016 at 7:09pm PDT Seriously…this is like some of those handjob tutorials you see in porn… A video posted by Heidi Klum (@heidiklum) on Oct 2, 2016 at 3:52pm PDT The post Heidi Klum’s 100 Years Old Body Doing Bikini Shoots of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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The EMMYS Happened of the Day

I don’t watch TV…I also don’t watch celebrity award shows anymore. I just know that it’s a pile of bullshit that doesn’t actually matter. It’s an internal scam to position and celebrate these idiots amongst these idiots while the world watches on like it matters. It doesn’t matter. Some bullshit opinion of an industry that is bullshit doesn’t matter. Just watch what you like watching…and trying to decide what is better is so redundant and arbritrary….It is click bait for the morons…that these people can turn around and command more money for…. That said, I did accidentally see two awards being nominated at my drug dealer’s house and I called both wins – without even knowing the actors, without even seeing the shows because I only watch documentaries, I based it on gender and color alone…and I was right…because all this shit is so contrived and predictable….I also called the speeches “I am blessed to be give them chance to tell this story”…or some similar nonsense…because after 12 years of doing this..it’s all so fucking predictable…and BORING…no wonder kids don’t pay attention to this shit… That said, sluts were in attendance…famous sluts who get paid too much, who have egos, who are intolerable…but who the world want to fuck because they have that stamp of approval…when there are way hotter chicks who don’t have this nonsense, fabricated lie importance… Garbage…. Lindsey Vonn was there…in a tight dress with her skier squat ass…which makes zero sense…because as a skier…what the fuck does she have to do with TV awards…but she does have a strong Back….. Kristen Bell was there – because she’s a common woman – with common insight – on common issues like pay equity or inequality…. Rat Cow was there….with the only thing that matters about her…her tits…what kind of event invite a fuckign instagram whore like Rat Cow…who did she fuck to be there…oh right…anyone and everyone…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS IN A MASSIVE ROUND-UP CLICK HERE Ariel Winter in a Tight Dress… Emilia Clarke… Sophie Turner…. Emmy Rossum is Still on TV… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS IN A MASSIVE ROUND-UP CLICK HERE Olivia Culpo and Some Cleavage… Julianne Hough Used to Get Fucked up the Ass while High on Coke by Ryan Seacrest…now she’s at the Emmys… Sugar Baby Padma Looking for the next billionaire to knock her up… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS IN A MASSIVE ROUND-UP CLICK HERE Heidi Klum…still good… Sarah Hyland Creepy Pants Outfit…. But she stripped down for the afterparty…still creepy faced.. Highlight – Kirsten Dunst Still has Tits… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS IN A MASSIVE ROUND-UP CLICK HERE The post The EMMYS Happened of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Heidi Klum’s See Through Shirt of the Day

I like to think when Hitler was trying to kill off the jews – and I guess black people – and retards to create a superior race in the aryan image, despite not having the aryan image, but rather being dark haired, and creepily obsessed with the aryan look, enough that the people bought into his bullshit because I guess he was a great marketer… I also like to think that Heidi Klum was part of his superior human programming / breeding to create that image…because at 100 years old – after many fucking kids with a black dude with a huge cock- she’s still lookin’ hot… I also like to think that as a German woman, she’s probably into weird German fetishes and getting shit on. Germans… The post Heidi Klum’s See Through Shirt of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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