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Hayden Panettiere Likes Her Man Meat

Here’s Hayden Panettiere enjoying a nice afternoon lunch with her half naked beefcake friend. Wait what? Alright I see little Hayden trying to enjoy her lunch, I see somebody’s dog liking her face, that lucky bastard, and I see some muscled out dude in his underwear. WTF? I’m not that into the whole California lifestyle, but is it a normal occurrence to have giant man in a speedo interrupt your lunch? I get the whole dog thing, dogs are cute, but a man in a speedo around food has got to be some sort of health violation. I’m not impressed.

Karissa Shannon Shows Us Her Assets

Always up for getting a little attention, here’s Karissa Shannon and the other one heading to dinner in their yoga pants and crop tops the other night. I’m not up to date on my dinning etiquette, mother cancelled my subscription to Snob magazine years ago, but I’m not sure these outfits are appropriate for fine dinning. Don’t get me wrong, I love a chick in yoga pants and I especially love twins in yoga pants, but I don’t want to see their tight asses while I’m eating dinner…. Who am I kidding? Of course I do.

Karissa Shannon Gets Down And Dirty

Karissa Shannon must truly believe we’re absolute morons if she think we won’t notice that this crap is completely stage. Here she is “fixing a flat tire” in the rain the other day with her top off in a little white bra…. Plausible? I didn’t think so. Where’s her deadbeat boyfriend and sextape coconspirator when she needs him? That’s right, they need someone to work the camera while they pretend to have a car troubles. What was I thinking? The worst part of the whole ordeal is that I’m the moron posting these pictures that just adds fuel to their retard quest to become a celebrity. I hate myself for it, I really do, but slutty blonde chicks without their tops on is kinda my thing. I’m a weak man.

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Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Host on Heidi Montag Casting Pitch: Stab Me First

To say The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills host Andy Cohen isn’t a fan of bringing Heidi Montag on board the Bravo series would be a safe assumption. In response to Heidi lobbying to join the Housewives next season, Cohen said he’d rather “stab knives into my own eyes.” Tell us how you really feel . Naturally, this opened the door for Montag to whine to People , and she did. “Andy’s tasteless remarks were hurtful and completely unnecessary,” Montag said, denying her comments were serious. “I was simply being playful.” “I’m aware I’m not the right demo for that show, but Andy Cohen took it to a malicious place. I have always been a fan of the Housewives franchise.” “I don’t appreciate being bullied.” The harsh comments came from Cohen on his Watch What Happens Live late night talk show. Cohen also called Heidi and Spencer Pratt “delusional,” for a Tweet that implied that she was in talks to appear on the show’s second season. The same can be said of her belief that she has musical talent.

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Kathie Lee Gifford’s Got Big Old Boobies

I can’t believe I’m actually doing this, but yes I’m writing a post about Kathie Lee Gifford’s big fat breasts. What? She didn’t really leave me much choice going on The Today Show wearing a swimsuit. Boobs are boobs, I don’t discriminate. So what if they’ve got a few age spots and some weird extra skin spilling out from her armpit, they’ve been through a lot. Anyhow, it’s not the worst way to start your day. Enjoy.

Spencer and Heidi — We’re Going to Abu Dhabi!!!

Filed under: Heidi Montag , Spencer Pratt As if there weren’t enough problems in the Middle East … TMZ has learned Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag are about to get on a plane bound for Abu Dhabi. Spencer tells TMZ, their bad ass friend — MMA fighter “King” Kevin Casey — will be throwing down… Read more

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Spencer and Heidi — We’re Going to SAUDI ARABIA!!

Filed under: Heidi Montag , Spencer Pratt As if there weren’t enough problems in the Middle East … TMZ has learned Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag are about to get on a plane bound for Saudi Arabia! Spencer tells TMZ, their bad ass friend — MMA fighter “King” Kevin Casey — will be throwing… Read more

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Heidi Klum Because She’s Still Hot

Heidi Klum may have kinda disappeared from the supermodel spotlight, but that doesn’t mean that she’s not still one of the hottest women in the world. Here she is at the Instyle Awards , whatever those are, showing off her sexy long legs. I’ve missed this woman. I’m kinda jealous of her kids getting to hang out with her all the time now that she’s sort of retired. I bet those little punks can get a kiss out of her whenever they want. Grrr.

Spencer Pratt Rap Song: First, Hilarious Listen!

You know if Spencer Pratt doesn’t want something released that will get him publicity, it must be beyond bad. His rap song, “Ain’t No Thang,” certainly qualifies. Details are fuzzy, but the rumor is that Spencer recorded it at an L.A. studio last year, but was so embarrassed he never wanted it to see the light of day. Luckily for us, he did not get his wish as it leaked this morning. “Ain’t No Thang” is an ode to chicken wings (we guess) and other nonsense that must be heard to be believed. Have a tissue handy, you may cry laughing … Spencer Pratt – Ain’t No Thang It’s official. Spencer is officially worse at rapping than Heidi Montag is at improving her appearance. Both just keep setting the bar lower and lower.

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