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Brooklyn Decker for Esquire of the Day

Posted on January 18, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I hate Brooklyn Decker. I am a firm believer she only got the cover of Sports Illustrated Swimsuit because Andy Roddick and his gang of sports agents, managers, sponsors and the World Tennis Association made Sports Illustrated scared they’d lose sponsors, exclusives, interviews with athletes and all the other shit that comes with pissing off very powerful people….They figured the other models who are hotter than here aren’t married to pro athletes, but this is a strategic business move… She’s blocked me on twitter cuz I call her out on sucking Mandy Moore’s pussy juice off her husband’s dick and possibly for other reasons, like an odd attraction to my bad english…and I’m not talking the band…. What it comes down to is that she’s got big tits, skinny frame, so her Heidi Montag face (and that’s after being photoshopped to shit) can be ignored… Here she is in Esquire….pushing the boundaries of smut cuz magazines are trying to compete with the internet and as long as they’re doing these photoshoots, they’re doing good enough by my low standards…

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JWoww Kalls Out Kim Kardashian

Posted on January 15, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

JWoww roughed up Sammi on this week’s Jersey Shore . But lest you think she was done throwing down for the week, she had some words for Kim Kardashian as well. Specifically Kim’s newer, fuller lips. The MTV celebrity has no tolerance for stars who won’t “man up” to having work done, writing “Funny how stars don’t man up to plastic surgery.” “I did. Blaming it on colds, etc. is just hysterical. Get real!” Amusingly, Heidi Montag, who famously underwent 10 plastic surgeries in one day, re-tweeted this comment. Kim says she’s never tried to hide anything. “I’m the first one to talk about anything that I do,” she told Extra. “It really pisses me off that all of these plastic surgery rumors are always linked to me.” “I have the flu,” Kardashian explained of her plumper pout. “I’m puffy and swollen, and I have no make-up on. Why would I just do my bottom lip?” Kim? Upset about rumors involving her? We doubt it. Still, JWoww has a point. Just because Kim’s 2sexy2tweet doesn’t mean she has to lie about it.

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Heidi Montag Playing Up Her Plastic Surgery of the Day

Posted on January 4, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

This hit magazine stands yesterday, so I can only assume this has done the rounds of the internet, but I figured for those of you who can’t get enough plastic surgery scars on useless, insecure, bottom feeding bitches you probably won’t remember in 2 years, despite her efforts to be remembered, cuz she doesn’t realize just how bullshit she is, you’d appreciate seeing Heidi Montag whine about surgery she did to herself in efforts to be seen as something worth looking at…when she really just ended up looking like a fucking clown…. This is from Life & Style, if you want to jerk off on her, you’ll have to buy the magazine…..cuz there’s just something magical about old school sticking pages together….Internet has tried to ruin that…but I’m hoping you won’t let it….

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Karissa Shannon Gives Us A View

Posted on December 27, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s fame wh%re Karissa Shannon doing what she does best outside the Staple Center; showing off that tight little body of hers. Unfortunately, she is still with that douche from Smallville. If Karissa really wants to take her fame to the next level she needs to dump that guy and date me. I’ll show her how to properly make a sex tape.

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THG Presents: The Year in Absurd Tabloid Covers!

Posted on December 22, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Comments Off on THG Presents: The Year in Absurd Tabloid Covers!

Celebrity gossip can be sensationalist and seedy without being absurd. Many Tiger Woods-related covers were, at least in part, based upon shocking fact and fueled by the scandal itself, rather than trying to start a scandal. For a tabloid to be truly absurd in THG’s eyes, it must be old news, not news, intentionally misleading, libelous, untrue or some combination thereof. READ ALL ABOUT IT: A shocking Britney Spears story may land Star in a heap of trouble, while tearing Angelina Jolie to shreds is standard, anonymous fare. Some of these will never be rivaled. Others will likely be repeated by the end of January. Some are unintentionally funny, others just plain slander. Here’s a look at some of the year’s most ridiculous tabloid covers …

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Heidi Montag: Literally Scarred For Life!

Posted on December 22, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Comments Off on Heidi Montag: Literally Scarred For Life!

The Hills star Heidi Montag sought perfection when she underwent 10 plastic surgery procedures in one day late last year. Safe to say that didn’t work out. “Parts of my body definitely look worse than they did presurgery,” she tells Life & Style in the tabloid’s new cover story. “This is not what I signed up for.” That’s just too bad… except that it’s EXACTLY WHAT SHE SIGNED UP FOR. You don’t go for a routine physical and stumble into this by accident, idiot. Look what they did to me! Feel sorry for me! Only Heidi Montag would try to have a plastic surgeon make her into a human Barbie doll , then decide that might have been going a little overboard, then try to play the victim and milk it for even more publicity and money later. Makes it difficult to feel very sympathetic, we’ll be honest. In the magazine, she details her plastic surgery disaster : Unsightly scars. Red inflammation. Uneven body parts. Lumpy legs. Jagged marks. Botched liposuction. For Heidi, this decision has left indelible marks. LITERALLY. “The big dark mark from my chin reduction is probably the most noticeable. The absolute worst is on my breasts, and the scariest is below my butt cheeks,” Heidi says. “People have fewer scars from car accidents than I have on my body.” The only difference? No one gets into car accidents on purpose. At least she admits, to her credit, that she really blew it: “I would love to not be ‘plastic girl’ or whatever they call me. Surgery ruined my career and my personal life and just brought a lot of negativity into my world. I wish I could jump into a time machine and take it all back,” the ‘Tag laments. “Instead, I’m always going to feel like Edward Scissorhands.” Don’t be so dramatic, Heids … the career was already over .

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Karissa Shannon Shows Us Her Pink

Posted on December 21, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Comments Off on Karissa Shannon Shows Us Her Pink

I’m not usually a fan of chicks in jogging suits, normally because the ones who wear them do so because that’s all they can fit into, but these pictures of Playboy chick Karissa Shannon aren’t all that bad. I’m pretty sure it’s because of those nicely tanned boobies poking their heads out of her top. Hello cuties, don’t be shy. That’s right, I’m talking to her breasts. Do you mind? I’ve never met Karissa, but I somehow get the feeling that I’d probably have a more interesting conversation with her breasts than with her. it’s just a hunch.

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Heidi Montag Plastic Surgery Disaster Details, Photos: Revealed (Again)!

Posted on December 21, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Comments Off on Heidi Montag Plastic Surgery Disaster Details, Photos: Revealed (Again)!

LMAO . At this point, that’s about all we can muster when we see stories about Heidi Montag and her myriad plastic surgery debacles. What a joke. Just to recap, the reality star underwent countless operations to become the human Barbie doll, all in the name of becoming/remaining a celebrity. When that didn’t work out, The Hills got axed and she went broke, she began working the reverse angle … milking this “disaster” for sympathy ! There’s nothing new about this cover story. NOTHING . Spare us next week, Life & Style . Every Heidi Montag plastic surgery story has already been done. Wow, she had botched implants? Who knew?! Shocker. Seriously, revealing her scars ? That’s the best you’ve got? We’ll jump at the chance to ridicule Mr. and Mrs. Spencer Pratt, but give us SOME material. Also, nice tease for Prince William, Kate Middleton and “Why They Split.” Last we checked, they got engaged quite recently and remain happily so. Great work, editors. Virtual pat on the back.

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Taylor Momsen’s Gothic Sl%t Costume

Posted on December 17, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Comments Off on Taylor Momsen’s Gothic Sl%t Costume

I keep forgetting that this Taylor Momsen chick is still under eighteen, I think it’s pretty easy to do considering the gothic sl%t costume she always seems to be wearing. I’ve never heard her sing so I don’t know if she’s any good, but I’m guessing if the whole music crap doesn’t pan out she can always open up an S&M dungeon somewhere and make a comfortable living for herself. Once she turns eighteen of course. It’s always good to have a backup plan. more pictures of Taylor Momsen here

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Kristina Shannon Needs To Step Up Her Game

Posted on December 17, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Comments Off on Kristina Shannon Needs To Step Up Her Game

Which one of Hugh Hefner’s former pretend girlfriends is this? Kristina Shannon ? The one without the sex tape… That we know of. Here’s Karissa Shannon’s prude of a sister out the other night in her little black 80′s hooker dress. I like it, I used to see this kind of thing on Night Court at least once an episode. Anyhow, obviously Karissa is the hotter of the twins, if that’s even possible, but Kristina will do in a pinch. Wait, which one is this again?

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