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Heidi Montag’s Transformer’s Audition is Desperate of the Day

Like the bottom feeding trash that this bitch is, she is trying to get Megan Fox’s job in transformers by posting a shooting gallery training session with a cop on her twitter directed @michael_bay, like the time I tried to get sex with Lohan by writing @lindsaylohan “Let’s have sex”….it’s laughable, it’s a joke, she’s a joke that is hopefully coming to a fucking end…because she can’t go on forever and suicide or a botched plastic surgery is inevitable, but there’s always something guys find hot about bitches with guns, no matter how low level and useless they are….so here are some pics of her with guns, that aren’t that recent, but are doing the rounds, cuz people find this twitter hustle a fucking joke and we all like watching bitches with egos fall…lets just hope we are hear about a gun accident in their mansion in the near future….murder suicide can be a beautiful thing when it involves these twats. Pics via PacificCoastNews

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Heidi Montag Shoots to Kill in Transformers 3 Audition Video

Sure, newcomer Victoria’s Secret supermodel Rosie Huntington-Whiteley may have the love interest role in Transformers 3 all sewn up , but do you think Heidi Montag is a quitter? Now that the Hills star is out of work, she’s got all the time in the world to (literally) gun for the role that Megan Fox left open , and to that end, she’s made a terrifying audition video for director Michael Bay that she just posted on her Facebook page.

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Heidi Montag Vents About Plastic Surgery, ‘Crazy’ Friends on Twitter

HOLLYWOOD, Calif. — Heidi Montag took to Twitter on Monday to let off some steam. The reality starlet began by defending her now infamous plastic surgery that involved 10 procedures in a single day last November. read more

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Cameron Diaz is Melting of the Day

It’s like watching a candle during a boring dinner conversation with your wife during a power failure cuz you didn’t pay your utility bill…You know seeing something put together slowly turn into a pile of fucking mush….not that bitch is ugly…it’s just that now she’s a hot older lady instead of hot young pussy I wanted to explore…but I guess that’s what happens when you don’t die at 30, even if 90 percent of your sex appeal does…. So here are some pics of her face melting into old age and the whole thing is kinda depressing because I remember her being hot young pussy…meaning I’m probably melting too…but I’m an irrelevant dude and I’ve realized I’m dying on the inside long ago….not some starlet people used to masturbate to like Cameron Diaz and these disappointing pics reminding us that all good pussy comes to an end… Pics via Bauer

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Heidi Montag’s Stupid Fake Tits Eat Ice Cream of the Day

Here are some pictures of Heidi Montag feeding her new tits ice cream. It’s obviously a publcity stunt because she knows that pictures of her emotionally eating two servings of ice cream while showing off her new stupid tits are enough to get the paparazzi excited, and apparently, it’s enough to get you excited, cuz it’s far more entertaining than standing outside your ice cream shop staring at the fat mom’s and white trash stuffing their gutter faces….that’s not to say Heidi isn’t trash, it’s to say tits are hotter than the tattooed up sloppy shit with their gutter kids that I am going to spend my afternoon staring at….cuz licking ice cream is a fetish, except when the licking is done by an old queeny fag on the boardwalk I saw yesterday who I am pretty sure thought he was sucking a young vibrant cock while rocking a boner in his short shorts leaving everyone around him feeling pretty fucking uncomfortable….it is hot outside and there is no reason for me to be inside…especially since I hate my wife’s heavy breathing and the smell of this but I also hate giving Heidi Montag any fucking attention…Good thing no one reads this site… Pics via PacificCoastNews

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Heidi Montag And Some Lucky Ice Cream

I know it’s a holiday today and most of you aren’t at work reading this trying to kill as much time as possible before you have to do any actual work, so you may be missing out on these sweet pictures of the new Heidi Montag and her big fake boobs eating ice cream. I’m not sure if that made any sense, but I’ve been drinking long island ice tea all morning so I’m a little out of it. Anyhow, just enjoy the pictures of Heidi so I can get back to my BBQ.

Heidi Montag’s Father Sort of Defends Speidi

This season on The Hills , Spencer Pratt has gone completely off the deep end, declaring that he doesn’t allow wife Heidi Montag to watch TV or go online. Still, Heidi’s dad, Bill Montag, isn’t too worried. Why? “Heidi is such a strong-willed individual that I don’t think that Spencer is going to manipulate her.” Clearly Bill doesn’t watch The Hills , despite once being on it. “Also I think she knows, and so does Spencer: if I thought my daughter was in any harm’s way with Spencer, I would be there,” adds her cowboy dad. Still, Bill is concerned about Heidi, who ceased communication with her father in March and changed her phone “so I can’t even reach her,” he says. Spencer Pratt and Bill Montag on The Hills . “I think they’ll realize there are people that love them and care for them and friends and family,” he says. “I pray for them to find peace and happiness. They’re not going to find it in crystals and light and all this stuff I’ve read about.” LOL. Good to see he’s keeping up on celebrity gossip . The Colorado rancher – who divorced Heidi’s mom, Darlene Egelhoff , when Heidi was 3, has mixed feelings about his daughter’s plastic surgery binge. “I’ve always thought that Heidi always looked like me, and [her sister Holly Montag] looks like her mom,” Bill jokes. “I remember Heidi saying in a magazine once that she didn’t want my nose, so I gave her grief about that!” Montag feels like he “let her down” because he wasn’t aware she was unhappy enough to change her appearance, but he still supports her decision. “We don’t always approve of everything our children do, but we support them and we’re there for them … She doesn’t need a lecture about the whole thing. The only thing I can say is we’re there and we’re her family. She and I were very close.”

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Heidi’s Mom Shops After Police Showdown

Filed under: Heidi Montag , Spencer Pratt , Holly Montag , Darlene Egelhoff , The Grove , The Hills , Celebrity Feuds After Heidi Montag called the cops on her mother yesterday — Darlene Egelhoff spent some time with her other daughter, Holly Montag , during a post-police standoff shopping trip at The Grove in L.A. Holly has been a staunch defender of her mother… Read more

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Spencer Pratt Has Eyes for Heidi’s Mom

Filed under: Spencer Pratt , Heidi Montag , The Hills We’re officially worried for Spencer Pratt .