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Who Needs Fake Boobs When You Have Photoshop? [Boob Report]

Sharon Osbourne is getting her implants removed, but long-time pancake-chest Kate Hudson sized up. Females are either returning to a natural state, or evolving into a half-silicone half-human cyborg race. Which is it? A report on the State of Breasts. More

Jersey Shore Trash Get Her Nails Done in an Interesting Outfit of the Day

I have no interest in Jersey Shore. I think the whole concept is a waste of fucking time and I try to pretend people like this don’t actually exist in the world. I already had no hope in society, but when the gutter shit I’ve seen in clubs get their own show, whether they are being laughed at or not, I just can’t accept it or grasp that they get paid decent money to humiliate themselves….and America actually shows and interest and cares about what’s going on in their lives…it’s at the point where it’s no longer a joke, or comedy, or idiots on TV, it’s actually a fucking phenomenon….these people are “The Hills” status celebrity…and I guess this pig is the next Heidi Montag….and here she is getting her stripper looking trash a manicure in some stripper lookin’ outfit….the whole thing is fucking ridiculous and bitch isn’t hot…but she sure as hell thinks she is… Pics via Fame

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Heidi Montag Is A Franchise Now

Reality star Heidi Montag thinks her new plastic body is a money-making franchise. The 23-year-old who showed off her sculpted curves in a bikini at the opening of Aira Hotel’s Liquid Pool in Las Vegas said her body is doing just fine after it was alleged that she was receiving threats against her life. “I have to protect this body. It’s a trillion, gazillion, bazillion-dollar franchise. Today I’m swimsuit Barbie… Swimsuit Heidi. That’s way better!” Montag admitted in 2010 that she had 10 plastic surgery procedures done in one day.

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Kristin Cavallari and Audrina Patridge Shop in Beverly Hills, Pretend to Be Friends

In just eight days, The Hills’ final season premieres. The fake drama is already underway and being filmed, with familiar faces and story lines abound. Last season, Kristin Cavallari and Audrina Patridge pretended to fight over that douchebag Justin-Bobby. This season, they’re pretending to be BFFs! Hey, it’s The Hills. Anything goes. Reality, schmeality, just give us Spencer Pratt talking $h!t about Audzo’s ” Tijuana plastic surgery ” and we’re good. Here are Kristin and Audrina sharing a lighter moment. Take three! Kristin Cavallari and Audrina Patridge like what they see. Cameras. Attention. Fleeting moments of additional fame. They hunger for it the way most humans do food . With that tool J-Bob apparently out of the picture, one of the big story lines this season is Kristin Cavallari and her drug problem. Alleged drug problem. As always, the line between real life and events manufactured for ratings is blurred by this show. One is never really sure what to believe anymore. Except for Heidi Montag’s face getting annihilated. That definitely happened. But anyway, click to enlarge more pics of the fake friends shopping … [Photos: Fame Pictures]

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Will Lauren Conrad Return For The Hills Finale?

Lauren Conrad returning to The Hills is a long shot at best. But that doesn’t mean fans wouldn’t love it, former bosses aren’t advocating it and the show’s producers aren’t trying to figure out some plan for it. “The show gave her a great run,” Teen Vogue editor Lisa Love, who managed LC and Whitney Port, said at Diego Della Valle’s MOCA fundraiser. “She should definitely come back for the series finale.” Hills creator Adam DiVello, in the news this week after being accused of sexually harassing Heidi Montag (a claim MTV and Lauren Conrad deny), is up for LC’s return. In fact, he’s already been thinking of the ideal scenario. Lauren Conrad’s signature expressions made The Hills a hit . Conrad’s final appearance on the show came during Speidi’s wedding, when she was officially replaced as the leading lady by Kristin Cavallari . MTV would love to film her at another wedding – her own. DiVello says his dream is to have Lauren walk down the aisle in the last episode, but clearly that’s not happening, unless Kyle Howard already proposed and the show is prepared to pull off a huge surprise this summer. Doubtful. But, “It’d be fun if Lauren and I caught up in Paris,” Love said. “I think they could find a way to make it work with her coming back.” You can bet your bottom dollar they’ll at least try. Follow the link to check out the final season trailer for The Hills spoilers and teasers galore.

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Charlie Sheen Rep Concocts Hilarious Defense of Client, Alleged Affair with Angelina Tracy

Stan Rosenfield has a message for celebrity gossip followers: Tsk. Tsk. The rep for Charlie Sheen thinks it’s just absurd that anyone would jump to conclusions about his client cheating on his wife, just because Sheen was photographed in an elaborate disguise… and has a history of paying prostitutes for sex… and is an all-around abysmal person. Responding to this week’s In Touch Weekly that pictures Sheen on the cover (donning a fake mustache) and accuses him of nailing Angelina Tracy , Rosenfield tells E! News: “The woman in question is the sister of one of Sheen’s campmates, and Sheen was only responding to a 12th-step call. Since Sheen knew he was being followed and how this would look, he wore the mustache in a tongue-in-cheek disguise gesture.” Ah, of course! Sheen, ever the humanitarian, was simply assisting a fellow addict. Instead of being up front about that, he came up with a “tongue-in-cheek disguise gesture” because that would come across as funny to the press, not shady. If you buy that story, you’re probably also impressed by how large Heidi Montag’s natural breasts have gotten.

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Kristin Cavallari Needs To Spice It Up A Little

I’m starting to get a little bored with this Kristin Cavallari chick, which is not good because she’s hot and our relationship isn’t that old, but she’s always wearing the same thing that it’s losing it’s appeal. Here she is again in a black dress showing off her legs… Snooze. We’ve come to the point in our relationship where we need to spice things up a little, maybe do some role playing or invite one of her friends to join in. Heidi Montag’s boobs are always welcome. Let’s make this happen. more pictures of Kristin Cavallari here

Tila Tequila Struggles for Attention of the Day

I hate Tila Tequila and I think the rest of the world does too, but she’s trying her fucking hardest to try to rebuild the useless celebrity she had, but no one gives a fuck about her or her crazy stunts, it’s at the point of boring and I knew she was done when she only had 4,000 people watch her strip on webcam a few months ago…but she’s still trying to make noise and get noticed, but it’s only a matter of time before she kills herself, and we can only hope she brings other internet celebrities who tricked the mainstream into thinking they were relevant, like Perez Hilton….. So as much as I want to ignore her existance out of fear that any publicity she gets means she’s winning, I’m confident in thinking that even if I turned my site into a Tila Tequila project, it wouldn’t help her already doomed future….and that failure excites me…. On a sidenote, I met Tila Tequila at her prime, I drank her alcohol she didn’t touch, and here are the videos the Videos ….if you care…. Pics via Bauer

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Some Heidi Montag Fake Tits Bikini Outtakes of the Day

Heidi Montag bought herself some tits and it amazes me how much people care. I know bitches with fake tits and it’s really not all that impressive. I’ve not rich and never have been, in fact I am fucking ghetto but figure I could get a minimum wage job and pay off a set of tits for my wife after 6 months to a year, so it’s not like this Montag bitch did anything impressive, she did something typical of girls with low self esteem who think tits make you relevant, when really pornstars get paid more if they have natural tits, because the world doesn’t really find the shit that crazy anymore, we’ve grown from the 90s, so I can only hope the buzz she is getting fades fucking fast, so that she ends up broke trash with nothing to show for her few years of manipulating the people who knew she existed from The Hills, than her tits, cuz that would only be fair for all the bullshit she’s spewed and all the successes she’s had, when really she’s nothing but a talentless trashcan of a person. I figure some of you like fake tits, even though real tits are so much hotter, so I’ll post this shit, but I just want to make it clear that I find this bitch a fucking joke and her tits as useless and pathetic as her….not that you care what I think…but don’t worry the feeling is mutual, cocksucker….

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Heidi Montag Accuses Adam DiVello of Sexual Harassment on Set of The Hills

Some people just won’t stop in their pursuit of what they want. This either applies to grabbing fake boobs or celebrity news headlines, depending on whose side you believe. Sources close to Heidi Montag say she is accusing the creator and executive producer of The Hills of touching her inappropriately. “Tension on The Hills set has escalated in the last few weeks and Spencer and Heidi are close to bringing legal action against the show,” an insider tells Perez Hilton. The alleged sexual assault by Adam DiVello happened after Montag’s recent round of plastic surgery procedures, Speidi claims. The inappropriate behavior included DiVello touching Montag’s “ass cheeks and lower back.” Somehow we doubt it. Who would even want to at this point? Rumors have plagued Adam DiVello for years about the nature of his relationship with The Hills’ former heroine, Lauren Conrad and inappropriateness there. No charges or lawsuits have been filed against him, it’s worth noting. Those close to Heidi say Adam’s inappropriateness towards her is one of the reasons why she has had a large number of security people with her recently. A source says, “Adam can get away with that with [Audrina Patridge and Kristin Cavallari ] but not with Heidi! He is a pervert and a creep. The other girls dont feel they can’t defend themselves because they are afraid they will lose their job.” ” Heidi Montag will not tolerate sexual assault in the workplace!” Truly, she is a modern day feminist hero to look up to. No comment yet from Adam DiVello, or even from Heidi Montag, so we’ll see if Perez’s report (or her alleged claims) is legit … or as fake as that rack.

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