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Heidi Montag Bikini Outtakes

Since I am on a Heidi Montag fake plastic boobie high, here are some outtakes from her People Magazine post surgery photoshoot. I’m so in love with those things, I want to marry them. I wonder if that would be legal because that’s probably the only way I’d ever see myself committing to a long term relationship.

Heidi Montag Plastic Surgery Bikini of the Day

I feel like a clown in the Heidi Montag circus everytime I acknowledge she exists. She is a fucking idiot and the only thing her existance proves is how giving a young girl with low self esteem a reality TV show that blows up is a bad idea and ruins people. I guess she also proves that you can buy yourself a set of stupid tits and other procedures to make you look more like an 1990s Playboy bombshell Poison groupie, but I’ve been seeing bitches pull that shit for decades and it is alway uninteresting, uninspired and boring…. The only funny thing about all this is that she’s 90 percent of the way to a solid porn career, I’m just not sure how she’ll spin it to her fake Christian faith she always pulls, but I guess at that point she’ll just be so desperate for attention and probably addicted to meds in desperate need for money that she’ll probably forget that lie she once pulled when she thought people gave a fuck about her….but I’m pretty sure no one ever did… She’s a pig of a human…and here are her stupid fake tits and her “scooped back” to make her look like she’s got ass and the whole thing is pretty much everything wrong in our society. Pics via PacificCoastNews

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Heidi Montag Unveils Her Bikini Bod

Heidi Montag shows off her newly-altered body in a bikini from her swimsuit line. I have a weird jonesing all of a sudden to play Super Bubble Pop. Check out more pics here . The Best Links: Heidi Montag Busts Out of Her Teeny Bikini to Reveal New Body Since Her Plastic Surgery Marathon Heidi Montag Post-Surgery, Before the Final Result Sixth Season of the Hills Coming Soon via What Would Tyler Durden Do View

Heidi Montag’s Fake Boobs: Huge, Heinous, Hilarious

Heidi Montag showed off her newly-enhanced body in Las Vegas this weekend. It does not look good. For someone who claims to be all spiritual, she really desecrated pretty much all God gave her in favor of man-made breasts and a plastic-looking face. Way to go, Heidi! Seriously, how pissed is Spencer Pratt right now? You could get a blow-up doll that resembles this for so cheap, and not even have to make pillow talk … This is actually Heidi Montag, not a wax replica! As you can see, not even an steel-reinforced bikini top can contain Heidi Montag’s DDD breasts, which prove there is a threshold in which bigger is no longer better. Holy freaking crap. Just so wrong. Much as been made of the recent Heidi Montag plastic surgery debacle, and here you can see the result on display in all its glory. The results of the latest round, that is. The Hills star had plenty of work done long before she underwent 10 additional operations in a single day earlier this year. If you’re considering plastic surgery you need to be talked out of, or enjoy ogling once-cute girls who now resemble cartoons, there’s more where this came from. Click to enlarge pics of Heidi lounging poolside below … Heidi Montag looked way better …

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Heidi Montag Reveals Her (Plastified) Bikini Body

Heidi Montag decided that she’d kept her newly enhanced (but so not improved, imo) body undercover long enough, so she made her post-plastic surgery bikini debut this weekend in Las Vegas. Heidi managed to completely change the proportions of her figure – to see Heidi before her many interventions (but with smaller implants) in a bikini, click here! Of course there’s more! … Read the rest of Heidi Montag Reveals Her (Plastified) Bikini Body © Versus for Skinny VS Curvy , 2010. | Permalink | No comment Tags: bikini , boobs , cleavage , fake , OMG , plastic , plastic surgery Related posts Miranda Kerr’s Boobs, With and Without Photoshop (56) Heidi Montag’s 10 Plastic Surgeries – Then & Now (167) Heidi Montag in a Bikini, Front and Back (2) Heidi Montag Gets 10 Plastic Surgeries, Emmy Rossum Has Something to Say (121) Audrina Patridge Denies Plastic Surgery Rumors (11)

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Heidi Montag’s Tits in The Hills Promo Shot of the Day

I still don’t really understand why Heidi Montag would jack her tits up like this. I thought that whole stupid fake tits, fake hair, Pamela Anderson vibe was dead…. and girls realized that to be the hottest thing in Hollywood you had to be a little more creative than all the white trash blonde every stripclub has at least 3 of…..but I guess that would be giving her too much credit….because this is Heidi Montag and she is fucking useless and now that the Hills are over, so is she….but probably doesn’t want to be so it may be an interesting nose dive into desperation to get noticed that will probably involve her getting fucked by black dudes that she’ll claim she did for Jesus or some other lie she’s been spewing because she is the fucking devil…only time will tell…

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Heidi Montag’s Breasts Will Make You Wanna Watch The Hills

Here’s Heidi Montag ’s promo pic for the upcoming season of the ‘The Hills”. And speaking of “hills” Heidi’s look awesome. The more plastic this chick gets the more I like her. I’d even suggest that her boobs go bigger. Yes, in Heidi’s case bigger is definitely better! Anyway, looking at those mounds I feel myself getting giddy like a schoolboy and I begin having a hard time typing with just one hand. Too much info?

Heidi Montag New Back Scoop Procedure Plastic Surgery

Heidi, Heidi, Heidi! Don’t you know that we love you for who you are and not for what you look like. I mean I love your fake boobs and fake lips for what they are, silicone implanted erection makers. You don’t have to go around continuously getting more procedures! If you didn’t notice yet, Heidi Montag is addicted to plastic surgery. The actress person from the show “The Hills,” Montag has had countless surgeries in the past few months. She’s beginning to look like a real live version of the Barbie doll, and not because she’s blonde, but because she’s all plastic. Whats even more surprising is that Heidi Montag got a new surgery, she recently had a Back Scoop Procedure. If you’re a normal person, you probably wouldn’t know what a back scoop procedure is. Well, just like Heidi Montag, you’re normal. Oh wait, is that right? Heidi Montag didn’t know what a Back Scoop Procedure is? Reports are now surfacing that Heidi Montag had no clue what a Back Scoop Procedure is but just went ahead and got one. Heidi Montag was asked what a Back Scoop Procedure is and she responded by saying that she doesn’t know what a Back Scoop Procedure is, and that she may be the first to have gotten one. She then says that it just “carves your back out” a little. She was on air with Ryan Secrest when he asked her questions about her many plastic surgery operations. Heidi Montag New Back Scoop Procedure Plastic Surgery is a post from: Daily World Buzz Continue reading

Kristin Cavallari "Disappointed" in Heidi Montag

Is fame going to Heidi Montag’s head? Has it been for the last five years? The Hills vixen and co-star Kristin Cavallari certainly seems to think so. “She changed her number, I can’t get a hold of her,” she said recently . At a recent MTV photo shoot, Heidi Montag showed up with four bodyguards and refused to pose with her other Hills cast members, acting like a total diva. Even Spencer Pratt called her out on this behavior. “No one saw her because no one was allowed to speak to her,” Kristin said. “She didn’t even take the group photo with us which was really disappointing.” CLASH OF THE HILLS TITANS : Team Kristin or Team Heidi? She did have a piece of bit for the results of the infamous Heidi Montag plastic surgery operations she underwent: “Honestly, Heidi looks better in person.” Well, that’s not actually saying much, come on. But good try, Kristin. The Hills final season trailer was just released in advance of the April 27 premiere. How would Kristin feel if former star and rival Lauren Conrad returned? “I hope Lauren comes back,” she says. “I think that would be awesome.” As for Heidi and Kristin, we smell a rivalry coming. Pick a side :

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Lindsay Lohan Gets Paid Very Little Cash

Lindsay Lohan is a bit of a mess these days. That’s a point even Michael Lohan will agree with us on, even if we disagree with that nut job’s methods of reaching out to his troubled daughter. So disturbed is Lindsay that she can’t find consistent work in film anymore and has had to resort to making a living off of personal appearances. Which is all good if you’re Kim Kardashian and commanding more than your own TV show is willing to pay you. But Lohan is no Kim Kardashian . Wow, how sad is that statement? Not as sad as the fact that even clubs think she’s so much of a liability that they would rather shell out the big bucks for Heidi Montag or even Snooki. Linds, you spilled a kilo in your shoes. [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com] A source says that “When Lindsay does get paid for attending events, she now gets less than Snooki makes. It is sad and it is only getting worse.” “The few people that care about Lindsay want her to get help, but she is scared to trust, thanks to her father, and she doesn’t want to hear this.” “We are worried for Lindsay and where her life is going. She will open up to assistants that are dropping something off or helping her for an event.” “She needs good friends and she has none. Lindsay is in crisis. Lindsay is really going through a lot right now. She feels like everyone leaves her.” “If she does get work, which is rare, someone has to basically be by her side to get her ready for the event or meeting and make sure she shows.” Very reliable sources also reveal that you can get LiLo to show up for an event in Los Angeles for $2,500 these days – 2-4 times less than Snooki . What’s more, the transactions are supposedly done through Lohan’s assistant and she gets paid in cash . Convenient for her white powder habits.

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