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Heidi Montag Busts Out The Big Guns

As much as I hate Heidi Montag , I’m not ashamed to admit that I love her new boobs . Here she is filming something useless that nobody gives a crap about, but somehow involves a pair of short shorts and her big fake boobies busting out of her top. I’m suddenly very interested. Look at those things. The feeling I’m getting in my pants right now is what I imagine love feels like. Anyhow, keep up the good work princess, the more pictures you get taken of those big things the better we’ll be getting along. Enjoy. more pictures of Heidi Montag here

Heidi Montag’s Manager Sees Dead People

Aiden Chase, the new manager of Heidi Montag after she fired Spencer Pratt, knows that not everybody’s on board with his profession – “healer and intuitive.” Whatever the hell that means. Chase says he helps people feel better about themselves and guide the future, which he can often see. He also says he has an ability to communicate with spirits. Including dead celebrities. Does that mean he can speak with Heidi Montag ‘s singing career then? Oh, we totally went there. Anyway, how did Aiden meet her? “One of my clients referred me to Spencer and Heidi,” he says. “Just after Heidi’s plastic surgery , doing healing work, energy clearing … helping put their future paths on the map. For about a month, Heidi has been asking me: ‘Be my manager.'” “When I really thought about it, really meditated, I realized I have been doing the job anyway. They had been consulting with me. It had been working for them.” Heidi Montag gets her advice from “healer” Aiden Chase. “I’m a healer and intuitive . What that means is I’m able to channel healing energy. How I like to describe that is love energy. How your mom wipes your brow and you feel better – she’s actually sending her healing energy to you.” “What we do with a healing is we set an intention and put that into effect by stating or saying: If you ask for it, it will come. I channel in the energy and it neutralizes what needs to be cleared, whether it be mind, body or spirit.” So basically, he charges an insane amount of money to blow smoke up people’s a$$es. Not a bad gig. Dude actually insists he can speak to the dead, too. Really. “Gene Kelly is one,” he says. “He represented himself to me.” “I kind of got a picture in my head of him. One of my iPods just switched to different songs, which is an interesting paranormal phenomenon, and on came a song from An American in Paris . I was like: ‘Oh. I listened and paid attention.'” “‘Hey, brother boy, this is Gene Kelly, I’m here to help you.'” She may have actually been better off with Spencer.

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Whitney Port’s Long Legs Hit The Catwalk

I guess I’ve been doing a lot of Whitney Port posts over the last few days, that’s because she seems to be trying to outdo Amanda Bynes when it comes to showing off her legs. I had her making sexy faces in a little sun-skirt , then playing with her boobs in her sweet little bikini and now here she is on the runway of what seems to be her own line of clothing showing off those long ass legs of hers. If her clothing line encourages more women to wear short skirts that highlight their legs, I’m all for it, if not… Garbage. Enjoy.

Bret Michaels on Miley Cyrus Duet: I’m Not a Dirty Perv!

On Rock of Love , Bret Michaels had more sex with desperate groupies than Heidi Montag has had plastic surgery procedures . As a result, it shouldn’t be hard to grasp the controversy surrounding the rocker’s duet with 17-year old Miley Cyrus, especially when the lyrics on “Nothing to Lose” include: We both know better than this/Still we can’t resist/Slowly get undressed/Won’t you fall down on me/So close I can feel you breathe. Still, when asked about the scandalous song, Michaels told Us Weekly “it’s blown out of proportion.” He elaborated, explaining how the duet came about: “[Miley’s] like, ‘This is an incredible song, it’s beautiful. Maybe I could [add] some stuff to it, some harmonies,'” Bret said. “She was excited that she didn’t have to follow any rules.” As for telling a girl that’s not yet old enough to vote to “slowly get undressed?” “I never sat down and said, ‘Look at the content. Look at the lyrical content,'” Michaels said . “The part where it says she slowly gets undressed, Miley says, ‘Yeah she does.’ It has no reference to her and I. It’s not even a duet.” In conclusion, the long-haired reality star makes no apologies: “As God is my witness, there is nothing I have to be defensive about. I’m a good dad. I just thought it was a beautiful song.” It’s not bad. We just hope Miley showered multiple times the day they recorded it together.

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AnnaLynne McCord Flashes Her Tasty Little Peach

I’m not pleased that I’m posting more pictures of AnnaLynne McCord , but she’s giving us a good look at her little ass so why not. She seems to be everywhere these days and I have to say that I’m impressed with her ass, it looks like a tasty little peach I’d like to devour. Maybe make it into a delicious cobbler, bake it in the oven and then devour it… WIth a little ice cream. Delicious.

Heidi Montag Needs To Let The New Boobs Breathe

I don’t like Heidi Montag at all, she’s about as useful as a hole in the head and I’m a little annoyed with myself for posting pictures of her, but I like her new fake boobies so this is more a post about them. Here they are out on the town the other night covered up by a little silver dress. Pour things, they’re brand new, they need to be seen. You don’t buy a brand new Ferrari and put it in the garage, you put it in a bikini and take it to the beach to play volleyball .

Lisa Rinna Apologizes to Heidi Montag for Plastic Surgery Comments

Getty Images Lisa Rinna wasn't playing very nice when she spouted off about Heidi Montag 's plastic surgery spree. The 46-year-old actress said she wouldn't allow her daughters to look at pictures of the Hills star after she underwent 10 procedures in one day. Heidi Montag got 10 plastic surgery procedures in one day (Getty) In an interview, Rinna said she ripped up a copy of People magazine's cover because it featured pictures of the reality star post-surgery. “We have two girls,” Rinna said (via Us magazine). “I don't think it is something you want to bring in the house and say, 'Oh, look.'” But, wasn't she being just a tad hypocritical? Rinna has had plenty of nips and tucks, including Botox, lip-plumping, and breast implants. Heidi's surgeries might be a little more extensive (which included Botox, a nose job revision, breast implants, brow lift, and neck liposuction), but come on now. Rinna claimed today she didn't mean to offend Montag, and tweeted: “I apologize to Miss Montag if my words were taken and used against her in the press. I did not slam her or her surgeries for the record.” Heidi probably didn't care that much though, she's been very open about going under the knife, and even talked about her bigger bust last week: “I didn't get them as big as I originally wanted!” she said. See more pictures of Heidi Montag here (click any picture): Continue reading

The New Heidi Montag Is Fine How She Is [Photos & Poll]

Posted by: BlogXilla Heidi Montag’s plastic surgery was a complete success in my book. Not that I think she needed it, because I think God got her right the first time he made her, but that’s neither here nor there. As I previously reported to you Heidi Montag wants to make her boobs bigger , but why? Aren’t they big enough? FOR MORE PICTURES OF HEIDI MONTAG, CLICK HERE Do You Like Heidi Montag’s New Body? ( polls ) Continue reading

Lisa Rinna: turns into a Hypocrite and Lashes out at Heidi Montag

When Lisa Rinna is calling you out on plastic surgery, that’s like … we don’t even know what. But it says a lot about the new, “improved” Heidi Montag. Rather than being able to relate, the actress, who has had Juvederm fillers, Botox, lip-plumping, breast implants and more, thinks Heidi went too far. In fact, she refuses to allow Heidi Montag plastic surgery photos inside her home, where her daughters, Delilah, 11, and Amelia, 8, could see them. “I will tell you, I had to take that cover off the magazine before it came in the house,” she says of People magazine, which touted Montag’s surgery. “We have two girls. I don’t think it is something you want to bring in and say, ‘Oh, look.'” What they say when they see their mom is another story. A couple of natural beauties right here. Continues Lisa Rinna, “I take a lot of the covers off of magazines if they are just not appropriate. Obviously, we are raising two young girls. Anything that has to do with body or weight issues, I think you just have to be really careful.” Yes you do. Such good parenting. “That magazine has changed so much. I was actually on the cover a few times [in the ’80s]. In those days, they had stories about people who hadn’t had their faces cut open. They had stories about things that were really going on.” “I don’t know. I mean, plastic surgery?” Next think you know, Rinna, who has taken it all off for Playboy in the recent past, will be bashing the magazine’s Heidi Montag nude spread as a bad example too. ~thehollywoodgossip.com Lisa Rina is the queen of plastic surgery, botex and dieting/exercising to excess. People in glass houses… Continue reading