Although, we guess after all those surgeries, it’s hard to change it up. Heidi Montag looks extra alien-like sitting next to Hills co-star Kristin Cavallari . Poor, gal… At this point, we just feel bad.
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Hey, Heidi…Why The Long Face?
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I hate Kristen Stewart, maybe it’s because I know I don’t have a chance with her, since I am not her brother, but I like to think it has more to do with her inbred face. Seriously, I don’t know why anyone is giving her any attention in anything but that teenage porno movie Twilight because they needed someone ugly, so everyday girls could relate to her and the love story, like when you watch porno clips with small dicks cuz it makes it more believable….but I guess it has to do with her being popular with the kids and the kids are the people filing up seats in the theater and looks have nothing to do with that…but at least she’s trying to stay relevant by showing off bigger cleavage that her tits are designed for and I’m all for padded push up bras to give girls a taste of having tit while showing off some real taut squeezed cleavage….like watching me try to squeeze into a size 38 jean….and since Kristen Stewart’s in it…not quite as sexy….ohhhh DIS! Pics via Bauer
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I am going to admit that Heidi Montag looks substantially better than she used to look, but seriously, that’s not saying much because her horse face and shitty ass wasn’t much to jerk off to, although, I’m sure at least one of you did jerk off to it. You sick fucks… I guess she just proves to little girls everywhere and their parents who fear they will grow up to be ugly, that all it takes is a little money to sort yourself out. Sure, part of me hates this attention whore and her bullshit in everything she does for attention, whether it’s being a virgin, being a christian or hiring a psychic manager, but the rest of me doesn’t give a fuck or really let Heidi Montag come into my daily thoughts…. So here is her pig attitude with her pig face sweating like a pig….lookin’ better than ever as her career that isn’t even a career slowly fades into a stripper pole back in her hometown…It’s nice to watch Hollywood suck people in, chew them up and spit them out. I’m ready for this one. Pics via PacificCoastNews
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I guess spring is just around the corner because all the nobodies from The Hills are starting to shed their clothes and head out in their slutty outfits. Here’s Kristin Cavallari showing off her legs in yet another short skirt. Not to mention the hat-trick ho’s we had yesterday. We had Heidi Montag’s big fake boobs seeing their shadow for the first time, Kristin flashing her sexy body waiting for her fat tire to get fixed, and of course Audrina Patridge flashing her hooker boots and tight little ass . Good times.
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Jessica Simpson’s career has hit a new low with The Price of Beauty , which premiered last night, and that is really saying something considering recent years. The show, which chronicles Simpson and BFFs CaCee Cobb and Ken Paves traveling around learning what people consider beautiful, was worse than expected. A lot worse. And again, that’s saying something! What resulted is boring at best, and embarrassing at worst, a pathetic display of rude Americans uncomfortable in foreign cultures and making tasteless jokes. When Jessica Simpson burst out laughing while meditating with monks in a Buddhist temple, that about sums it up. Bad TV has pretty much been redefined. This line was also indicative of the night: “I thought Thai massages had happy endings. I’m wondering where mine is.” Yep, Jess apparently wants a hand job. That’s half an hour of our lives we’ll never get back. Later, they meet the host of Thailand’s Next Top Model and visit an outdoor market where he insists they sample fried bugs. The Price of Beauty meets Survivor . Then it was time for the “serious” portion of the program. Jessica, Ken and CaCee meet young women who lost all their facial skin when creams burned it off. In Thai culture, lighter skin is considered a sign that you aren’t lower-class. Another tribe wraps rings around their necks to elongate them, signifying wealth. There was probably a point to this in there somewhere, but if so, it’s lost by the fact this show is hosted by Sexual Napalm, a.k.a. Jessica freaking Simpson. The fact that she hosts a show about beauty standards around the world is absurd in itself, given what a shill she is for so many superficial cosmetic products. Let’s be clear, Jessica Simpson is no Heidi Montag . At the same time, is a girl famous only for looking like a stereotypical blonde pinup a positive role model? Next thing you know, Tiger Woods will host The Price of Marriage .
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Jessica Simpson’s The Price of Beauty: Redefining Awful
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Filed under: Paparazzi Photo , Beauty , Photo Galleries , Heidi & Spencer A new cordless version of “Hills” star Heidi Montag was spotted being put to use on the set of an Adam Sandler movie in Malibu on Monday.The new and allegedly improved model is anatomically correct, moves at right angles and features top of the line … Permalink
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The movie is called “Just Go With It” and it is the first ever movie to cast Heidi and Spencer Pratt, unfortunately it’s not a movie that leads to an accident on set yet, leading me to believe that Heidi and Spencer are filming it themselves with their video camera, but it turns out that it’s an actual movie with Jennifer Aniston, Nicole Kidman and Adam Sandler, and these two idiots…no not her jacked up fake tits, those are the only two good things about her attention whoring….and they aren’t even that good…they are stupid looking and inflated like we were still in the mid-90s when fake everything got a girl in Playboy. Stupid fake tits are dated and unimpressive…I meant her and her boyfriend…. Clearly, they are being used as some kind of joke in the movie, when they should have been ignored so that they actually do kill themselves or turn to porn and I can only imagine how excited they are about this shit, it’s kinda what they live for…and that annoys me. But she is showing off her titties for Jesus, cuz she’s a fake born-againg, like the hypocritical idiot we all know she is, and when girls show their tits for Jesus, I like to pretend she’s showing off her tits for me….no matter how much I hate the bitch…and plastic surgery or not…I find her pretty fucking ugly. Pics via Bauer
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Heidi Montag’s New Tits Are in a Movie of the Day
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