There’s always a level of funny when someone who thought they were so important, like Heidi Montag, who would do insane things like get ridiculous amounts of surgery to look like a Barbie Doll, is forgotten for a few years and decides the only storyline people will notice is if it involves downsizing her broken, sad, failure tits to a smaller implant size, because maybe, just maybe, some asshole with a site will find it absurd, pathetic and funny enough to post the “after” photoshoot…like her tits, or her fucking matter…so she was on a massive reality show, like all reality shows, bitch is forgotten…as she pushes 35…and remains a talentless hack…with an overbearing weirdo husband…who she is only with because she’s still living in the fantasy bubble of her shitty fucking 4 minute long career…fuck this bitch…literally..with my mouth…I would totally try to home wreck just for the sake of telling people I fucked Heidi Montag…10 years after she died… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
My best Audrina Patridge story is that she’s still making money from being on The Hills, which is insane, and that she’s more relevant than Heidi Montag, which is expected since Heidi Montag is garbage, and that is actually the one who bankrolls her husband or boyfriend who cheats on her…because Audrina is a broken girl who can be mistreated, but you probably already knew that from her fake tits… I don’t give a fuck about this bitch, or any of the MTV reality show idiots that were exploited to make MTV a lot more money than they made themselves….but I do like bikinis….so as long as she brings it…I’ll still listen to her half retarded bullshit.. To see the rest of the pics FOLLOW THIS LINK
There’s nothing sadder than a beautiful woman ruining her face with cosmetic surgery because of low self-esteem or self-hatred. It’s true that you never know what people are going through which makes their evolution from stunning star to freakishly muppet-faced punchline heartbreaking. Here’s a photo gallery of ten once human-looking female celebs who now resemble Muppets. Take a look. Continue reading →
Here’s my former favorite nobody Heidi Montag out celebrating her loser husband’s 30th birthday at Crazy Horse III. Because you always invite your wife along to your birthday party at the Vegas strip club, right? Anyway, I know it’s been a while since we’ve seen Heidi, but I didn’t realize her and that d-bag were still married. I guess I always assumed that it was just a sham for the cameras, like pretty much everything else they did. But now I finally understand why she kept ignoring my attempts to ask her out. Shh, let me have this. » view all 45 photos Related Articles: Heidi Montag Is A Ho-st For Valentine’s Day Heidi Montag Needs To Get Nailed Heidi Montag Needs A Pearl Necklace For Her Birthday Heidi Montag Checks Out Her Melons Too. Now That’s Original. Photos: WENN.com
Here’s my former favorite nobody Heidi Montag out celebrating her loser husband’s 30th birthday at Crazy Horse III. Because you always invite your wife along to your birthday party at the Vegas strip club, right? Anyway, I know it’s been a while since we’ve seen Heidi, but I didn’t realize her and that d-bag were still married. I guess I always assumed that it was just a sham for the cameras, like pretty much everything else they did. But now I finally understand why she kept ignoring my attempts to ask her out. Shh, let me have this. » view all 45 photos Related Articles: Heidi Montag Is A Ho-st For Valentine’s Day Heidi Montag Needs To Get Nailed Heidi Montag Needs A Pearl Necklace For Her Birthday Heidi Montag Checks Out Her Melons Too. Now That’s Original. Photos: WENN.com
Compared to British TV, our reality shows are pretty damn boring. Theirs are all busty nobodies trying to get famous for doing nothing, ours are all dumpy nobodies trying to get famous for doing idiotic “special talents.” But as long as Nicole Scherzinger is around as a judge, at least it’s not a total wash. Here she is at the X Factor auditions doing her best to keep things interesting with this awesome outfit. It’s just a shame she has to sit down to tape the show. It really loses half the effect. » view all 35 photos Related Articles: Nicole Scherzinger Is A SlumDoll Nicole Scherzinger’s Side Boob Spectacular Nicole Scherzinger And The Pussycat Dolls Bikini Pictures There’s No Pussies In Lingerie Here Photos: WENN.com
Now that my favorite nobody Courtney Stodden went out and got herself a new pair of boobs, here she is showing them off for the first time in public. I mean, what’s the point of buying yourself something nice if you don’t show it off? In fact, I think Courtney should even take it one step further and make a boob on boob sex tape with Heidi Montag . If they need someone to work the camera, I know a guy who’s available 24/7: me. » view all 13 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews
Now that my favorite nobody Courtney Stodden went out and got herself a new pair of boobs, here she is showing them off for the first time in public. I mean, what’s the point of buying yourself something nice if you don’t show it off? In fact, I think Courtney should even take it one step further and make a boob on boob sex tape with Heidi Montag . If they need someone to work the camera, I know a guy who’s available 24/7: me. » view all 13 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews
Having come in second place behind Ryan Clark on Celebrity Big Brother (UK), Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are continuing to open up about their experience. The gruesome twosome, who said they only feigned being asses for the sake of ratings, now admit they feared for their lives during the competition! Long out of sight and out of mind as far as the American public is concerned, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt re-emerged on UK reality TV this winter. While the Big Brother house tends to be unpredictable, Spencer and Heidi both admit that they felt as if their lives were in danger during the competition! “We didn’t sleep much at all,” Pratt said. “I always had one eye open. We were watching them thinking they were going to try and kill us in our sleep.” “We were constantly nervous something might happen. Every time we saw any of them near knives we left the kitchen straight away,” he said. The man has always had a gift for hyperbole. “They were at such an intense level in the house, we thought they would come and mess with us. Who knows what they would do?” Heidi Montag adds. “At times they were very volatile, easily triggered, and had violent tendencies. I thought we would have to run to get away. I didn’t want to get into a fight at all costs.” The duo did admit, however, to playing the villains. “They brought us in to be Speidi and stir it all up. I feel like a cartoon character. My talent for some odd reason, is being an a**hole” Spencer Pratt said. The winner of the competition, Ryan Clark, isn’t buying it. “I think that’s a load of b*llocks. If that’s really how they feel then ‘bully’ means a different term in f**king America,” says the former X Factor hopeful. “I’ve never met two people who have made me feel so uncomfortable in my life … I think they are genuinely gutted they didn’t win. F*** them … I won in the end!” Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt : Love ’em! Hate ’em! Love to hate ’em … View Poll »
Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag are causing quite a stir on the UK’s Celebrity Big Brother. The gruesome twosome is receiving death threats, apparently. “The American couple have become the most reviled contestants in the history of the show,” one insider says, to the surprise of zero Americans. The death threats are serious enough that “Big Brother chiefs will ensure they get close protection from minders when they eventually exit the house.” According to UK celeb gossip sources, the dastardly duo know as Speidi “mock other contestants, argue with them and refuse to join in tasks to get rewards.” Sounds about right. They have also engaged in X-rated action on air – there was a Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag sex scene deemed too hot for TV – making many uncomfortable. This week, many of the show’s fans in Britain took to Twitter to express their grief, using harsh words such as “kill” and “death” in relation to The Hills stars. Making an already tense situation even worse is a recent photo shoot Speidi did in which they showcase their love for (and collection of) firearms. Always so classy, and sensitive to others. It’s an interesting turn of events, since less than two weeks ago, the married reality stars were winning over Celebrity Big Brother fans with their conniving ways. No longer. “No one in England had any idea who they were or what they did,” a source told The Huffington Post. “But they are so barmy they have won over the public.” All that is a thing of the past now, as “initially everyone seemed to love their meddling, but now knows their true colors … it’s turned into real hatred .” Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag : Love ’em! Hate ’em! Love to hate ’em … View Poll »
