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Drunk Heidi Montag Just Wants to Bone Spencer Pratt

It’s brutal, but Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag must forego sex on the UK’s Celebrity Big Brother … well, aside from the one scene deemed too hot for TV. It’s a lot harder to get freaky, that’s for sure. “I wanna get naughty,” a drunk Heidi told Spencer on the reality show this week. “I want more. I want all of you. It’s been too long. I’m in a drought.” Pratt then instructed her to finish her wine. The spouses of nearly four years don’t shy away from PDA (would you expect otherwise), so Spencer smacked that ass. “I like that a lot. Again, again!” Heidi slurred. “What do I have to do to get more? Montag then pinched Spencer Pratt’s nipples and rubbed her hilariously huge DDD breasts as she danced alone in the living room after he went to take a leak. When housemate Rylan Clark remarked that he’d never seen the ‘Tag get drunk, Heidi said it’s probably because CBB makes it so hard to get loose: “Usually I’m the most fun drunk ever. It’s hard here. I don’t get to really be myself here at all because it’s so intense. Normally I’m probably one of the nicest people.” Later that evening, Heidi Montag climbed into bed with Spencer – in the room they share with the other housemates. “Do you want me to roll on to you?” she whispered. His response? “It feels like a jiu jitsu move. I’m already locked in.” You may now vomit on cue.

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Finally, Heidi Klum Dresses Up For Halloween!

I was devastated when I found out that Heidi Klum wasn’t going to have a Halloween party this year because Halloween isn’t the same without Heidi and her crazy costumes. Anyway, I guess it’s never too late because here she is dressed as a sexy Cleopatra for the ‘American Red Cross Haunted Holiday Party’. Speaking of American Red Cross, I think Santa is going to need a few pints of blood after Cleopatra gets off his lap.

Heidi Montag is Still Staging Bikini Pics of the Day

Heidi Montag has climbed out of rock bottom….a place where no one gives a fuck about her….and has managed to get the attention of one photographer or photo agency willing to notice her in a bikini and put out the pics of her like she still matters…a move that will in fact make her hit even deeper rock bottom when she realizes that no one fucking does….so the life lesson is if a reality star who sold her soul and identity to the devil falls off the radar after the show was cancelled and she lost her mind….hits the beach in the bikini for a paparazzi she hired cuz they don’t want to waste resources taking pics of her….does she make a fucking sound….I don’t have the answer..but whatever it is sounds like fucking drowning….next stop…porn! TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Heidi Montag is Still in Staged Bikini Pics for the Paparazzi of the Day

If you’re wondering what Heidi Montag has been up to …. and I know you haven’t been….because she barely exists in the grand scheme of things…but she’s trying…trying so fucking hard…just to get people to pay even just a little attention to her….even though her celebrity has run its course…but if you’re the one weirdo who cares…she’s been staging bikini pics for the paparazzi in hopes that sites write about her….and I’m a sucker for bikini pics…so here they are to start the miserable day. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Heidi Montag is Still in Staged Bikini Pics for the Paparazzi of the Day

Heidi Montag is Still in Staged Bikini Pics for the Paparazzi of the Day

If you’re wondering what Heidi Montag has been up to …. and I know you haven’t been….because she barely exists in the grand scheme of things…but she’s trying…trying so fucking hard…just to get people to pay even just a little attention to her….even though her celebrity has run its course…but if you’re the one weirdo who cares…she’s been staging bikini pics for the paparazzi in hopes that sites write about her….and I’m a sucker for bikini pics…so here they are to start the miserable day. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Heidi Klum’s Makes A BIG Comeback!

It’s been a long time since I’ve done a post on Heidi Klum . There’s a lot of supermodels out there these days, and Heidi’s not exactly getting any younger. But this definitely qualifies as a triumphant return for Heidi and her cleavage. And I can’t wait for the chick with the giant scissors to show up. This is a ribbon-cutting ceremony, right? » view all 16 photos Related Articles: Heidi Klum’s Awesome Supermodel Underboob Heidi Klum Topless Bikini Pictures Heidi Montag Needs A Pearl Necklace For Her Birthday Heidi Montag Checks Out Her Melons Too. Now That’s Original. Photos: WENN.com

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Heidi Montag in a Bikini of the Day

You know I’ve been feeling a little down and out lately…you know a little empty as a person…like a shell of a man…and not because I have no emotions or soul…but because I haven’t had a low level, bottom feeding, MTV star from 4 years ago….cry for attention in a staged bikini shoot that she paid the paparazzi to take of her for publicity….in far too fucking long…. Now don’t get me wrong, I hate the existence of Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt as much as the next guy…but for a few years of running this site…there were daily annoying updates from them…that usually included her skinny, big fake titty body in a bikini….and when they fell off…I guess part of me fell off too….it’s just that I’m too old to bother learning about the new bottom feeders…that when bottom feeders form the past feel like home… Maybe I am just getting nostalgic and shit…cuz American Thanksgiving is only 2 weeks away….or maybe I’m just happy to post a good old fashion staged bikini shoot from someone who fucking needs it more than anyone…. Today is a good day to be alive…except maybe for Heidi Montag…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Farrah Abraham Plastic Surgery Pics: $16,000 Well Spent?

She’s not exactly Heidi Montag, but this isn’t our first Farrah Abraham plastic surgery article. The Teen Mom star is unabashed about going under the knife. Unlike Heidi, however, she’s pleased with the results: The 21-year-old received a $16,000 rhinoplasty and chin implant from plastic surgeon Dr. Michael Salzhauer in Bal Harbour, Fla., on October 7. Money well spent? Abraham first had a boob job in 2011, going from an A to a C cup. “After having a baby, my boobs went away. It hurt my self-esteem,” she recalled last year. “I didn’t feel like I was woman enough anymore. I knew I could be happier. I think it’s helped my confidence and for me to feel more like a woman.” “Today, my boobs are perfect.” The original incarnation of Teen Mom ended in August 2012 after four seasons; it also starred Catelynn Lowell, Amber Portwood and Maci Bookout. Teen Mom 2 Season 3 premieres this month, while MTV is preparing to debut a new crop of youngsters: The Teen Mom 3 cast was recently unveiled. Time will tell if any of the newbies follow in Farrah’s footsteps.

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Farrah Abraham Plastic Surgery: Revealed!

Farrah Abraham is loving her new look. Her plastic surgeon likely is too. The Teen Mom star shows off her new face on the cover of In Touch: As for what, specifically, the 21-year-old had done, she told the celebrity gossip magazine she underwent just two procedures, a rhinoplasty and a chin implant. Yes, a chin implant. “I’ve hated my nose since I was 13,” said the reality star, who’s been down this road before ( Farrah Abraham’s boob job has already been well documented). The single mom is happy with the way she looks now, she says, and isn’t planning any more “work.” Here’s hoping we don’t have another Heidi Montag on our hands. What do you think? Does she look better or worse after plastic surgery? Should it matter? Is she setting a bad example for the young girls who watch her show?

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Heidi Montag: Plastic Surgery Was Not Smart

For whatever reason, there’s been a ton of news about former stars of The Hills lately, despite the show being off the air for two years and mostly contrived nonsense. Anyway, Heidi Montag plastic surgery is today’s topic. Amazingly, she regrets it! “I would never do it again and I would never recommend it for anyone,” Heidi tells Access Hollywood, which somehow interviewed her . “It was  way over my head.” “I should have researched it more … I wasn’t told the repercussions and what would happen emotionally and physically and how much pain I would be in.” Heidi Montag says it was “traumatic” getting 10 plastic surgery procedures in one day. Nose job, liposuction, breast and butt augmentation, chin reduction. You name it, she had it done. Not just any boob job either. Those things are like size EE. Nowadays, she says, “I just focus now on being healthy and alive and strong.” Alive, strong and 26 going on 47. Seriously. Check out Heidi Montag nude and contrast it with the fresh-faced gal pictured above. Oldest 26-year-old ever.

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