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Justin Bieber Vows to Stand By Lil Twist

It’s a question many have asked for months: Is Lil Twist a bad influence on Justin Bieber? And should the singer put distance between himself and the rapper, especially now that Twist has been arrested for smoking up while driving ? But if fans are seeking an answer from Bieber, they may not like the one TMZ source allege he has given: Lil Twist isn’t going anywhere. Despite pleas from other members of his entourage, Bieber has no plans to evict either Lil Twist or Lil Za from his mansion. Nor will he forbid them from driving around in his expensive cars. Both Twist and Za played roles in almost every Bieber scandal over the past few months, from getting high to drinking sizzurp to speeding around the neighborhood to peeing in mop buckets . But Justin is taking a stand, this insider says. He has been surrounded by adults most his life and has finally found pals his age and he doesn’t believe he should abandon them. No matter what they do or say. Is this a righteous stand? Or is it loyal to a fault? Sound off now: What should Justin Bieber to about Lil Twist?   Stand by him! Ditch him! View Poll »

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Helena Christensen: Nude in FutureClaw!

Helena Christinsen poses nude in the new issue of FutureClaw , which apparently exists (and is getting major PR thanks to Helena Christensen nude)! At 44, the Danish stunner is still a perfect 10. The former Victoria’s Secret stunner shows that whether she’s wearing revealing lingerie or in her birthday suit, she has some unbelievable genes. Christensen herself did the styling for the shoot, meaning she picked out a negligee, paired the strapless black bra with nothing but a swan figurine, etc. Check out more images after the jump! “There are some of my favorite items in there,” she tells FutureClaw . “It was interesting to have to go through my own clothes for a shoot. I tend to dress it items that don’t necessarily go so well together. I like when style isn’t obvious.” “I always end up feeling more comfortable wearing a combination of something quirky and strange. Maybe style shouldn’t so much be defined, but rather felt.” Helena also made news recently for calling out weight critics of Kim Kardashian , who was often scrtunized for her appearance despite being pregnant.

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Helena Christensen Seducing Me for FutureClaw of the Day

Helena Christensen is the only thing that matters… She’s like 100 fucking years old…seriously…old enough to have been at Woodstock…yet so fucking amazing to look at…it confuses me…but not too much because her body warrants me wanting to make love to it with my mouth…over and over and over again…until she gets waterlogged and starts to look her fucking age… This is a good kind of freak of nature…you know like the girl who can’t get pregnant, or the one with two vaginas, or the siamese twins who always have threesomes, even if it’s really just a two-and-a-half some thanks to the two heads, two pussies but only one heart…. None of which has anything to do with Helena Christensen, if anything it’s just noise getting in the way of my true love for her…love that I should try to channel into songs…even though I can’t sing…I’d learn for her…#fact.

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Helena Christensen Seducing Me for FutureClaw of the Day

Helena Christensen Seducing Me for FutureClaw of the Day

Helena Christensen is the only thing that matters… She’s like 100 fucking years old…seriously…old enough to have been at Woodstock…yet so fucking amazing to look at…it confuses me…but not too much because her body warrants me wanting to make love to it with my mouth…over and over and over again…until she gets waterlogged and starts to look her fucking age… This is a good kind of freak of nature…you know like the girl who can’t get pregnant, or the one with two vaginas, or the siamese twins who always have threesomes, even if it’s really just a two-and-a-half some thanks to the two heads, two pussies but only one heart…. None of which has anything to do with Helena Christensen, if anything it’s just noise getting in the way of my true love for her…love that I should try to channel into songs…even though I can’t sing…I’d learn for her…#fact.

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Helena Christnesen in her Lingerie for a Campaign of the Day

Helena Christensen is an older, almost retired, model….she’s in her fucking 40s and she leads one to believe that we aren’t all created equally and by one I mean me cuz I just look at my wife and she’s the same fucking age…falling apart, obese and could probably scare kids if they got in her way in the candy section of the grocery store…while there are 43 year olds who look like this out there…just fucks with my head, makes me realize I’ve failed, and if I cared a little more….I’d probably do something about it…but instead I drink and look at pics of pussy I can’t have…not even when it is in the tail end of it’s life….

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Helena Christnesen in her Lingerie for a Campaign of the Day

Helena Christnesen in her Lingerie for a Campaign of the Day

Helena Christensen is an older, almost retired, model….she’s in her fucking 40s and she leads one to believe that we aren’t all created equally and by one I mean me cuz I just look at my wife and she’s the same fucking age…falling apart, obese and could probably scare kids if they got in her way in the candy section of the grocery store…while there are 43 year olds who look like this out there…just fucks with my head, makes me realize I’ve failed, and if I cared a little more….I’d probably do something about it…but instead I drink and look at pics of pussy I can’t have…not even when it is in the tail end of it’s life….

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Helena Christnesen in her Lingerie for a Campaign of the Day

Adrianne Curry Gets Her Flex On

I can’t be sure, but it looks as though Twitter model Adrienne Curry may have gotten herself a job. Here she is promotion some useless workout crap. I don’t know, she sounds like a stoner burnout to me, I bet this is a great thing to have when you’ve got the munchies. My favorite part is when she starts off by saying “Working in television…” When was the last time this chick worked in television. Come on. At least her body looks pretty awesome. Adrianne Curry Flex Belt Video Related Posts: Adrianne Curry Is A Naughty Nerd Adrianne Curry Twitter Bikini Pictures Adrienne Curry Gets Cozy With Jenna Jameson Adrianne Curry Exposes Her Tight Body

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Helena Christensen Bikini Pictures

For those of you not up to date on your former supermodel’s coming and goings, I thought I’d catch you up on one. Here’s ageless hottie Helena Christensen sunning that former supermodel body while on vacation somewhere. I’m just assuming she’s on vacation, it’s possible this is just the way retired supermodels live on a daily basis. I bet there’s some rich dude somewhere footing the bill. Worth every penny.

Helena Christensen, Topless, Praises Breasts

Supermodel Helena Christensen, a bona fide cougar at age 40, shows some skin in the new issue of Elle, posing topless and revealing her love for “the female shape.” “I love breasts. I love the female shape ,” she says.

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Helena Christensen goes for a Jog of the Day

Ex-Supermodels jogging would be my new porn if this was actually hot.

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