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Alessandra Ambrosio New Mommy Goodness

Didn’t Alessandra Ambrosio just have a kid like a month ago? How do these women do it? All I hear from my married friends is that their wives just can’t lose the baby weight, that doesn’t seem to be a problem for supermodels. I guess when your business depends on your body and all you normally eat in a day are a couple of protein shakes and some almonds, it doesn’t take much to bounce back. I don’t care what she did, I’m just glad she’s back and better than ever. Better because her boobs are bigger… Obviously.

Jade Ewen Knows How To Impress

Clearly I don’t know who the hell this Jade Ewen bird is, she’s at the Scottish Fashion Awards so I can’t be the only one who’s never heard of her, but she’s got my attention with some very impressive cleavage. I think this might be the first time I’ve gone through all twelve pictures in a post, I never do that, and each one gets better and better. Seriously, her cleavage gets more impressive with every shot. I wish I could make a flip book out of them. It would definitely have a happy ending.

Lindsay Lohan’s Elizabeth Taylor Preview Pic of the Day

This is a picture TMZ posted of Lohan as Liz Taylor for some made for TV, Hallmark Channel, bullshit movie no one will see, but that everyone is making a big deal about, cuz Lohan can’ act and more importantly cuz Liz Taylor is dead….but I don’t think this is some high budget shit…I’ve seen biopics of random people staring way worse than Lohan….who gives a fuck. The only funny thing in all this is that Lohan is in Canada, but more importantly that’s she’s researching the breakout role hard…and here is the proof Lohan has been doing all the research she can for the role….you know by reading Liz Taylor’s twitter feed she likely didn’t even write…. That said, Lohan is amazing… TO SEE SOME PICS OF LOHAN ON SET AS LIZ TAYLOR LOOKING HORRIBLE IN A BATHING SUIT FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Mel B’s Ridiculous Post Baby Body of the Day

Scary Spice has got herself a pretty scary fucking post pregnancy body….but in her defence….at least she’s not fucking fat…I mean sure she looks a bit like a dude…but she’s got some jacked up fake titties….and shit kinda balances out her insanely broad shoulders…all muscular in a post baby…..with her third baby daddy…cuz one dad for all her kids is not black enough…or something…. Here is the video…. Here are some pics she posted of her cleavage on a private jet…

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Jessica Alba down blouse

Jessica Alba is one of those beautiful Hollywood chicks that we could easily fantasize all day over and here she is bending over and giving a great shot of her cleavage Continue reading

Jennifer Love Hewitt Does Maxim And Does It Well

Alright so I posted a Twitter picture of Jennifer Love Hewitt earlier looking pretty good giving us a nice peek at her cleavage, but I said I wanted more…. It looks like I got what I asked for. Here she is in Maxim magazine for their Girls Of The 90′s issue. I like it, it brings back some quality masturbation memories. This is the Jennifer Love Hewitt I want to remember, not one shot of that weird gigantic booty she’s developed over the years. Sweet.

Charlotte Ross Drops Some Comeback Cleavage

It took me about five minutes of examining these pictures to figure out who this Charlotte Ross hottie was. Obviously most of that time was spent staring at her cleavage, but once I saw the face I recognized her from NYPD Blue . I forgot about her. That show jumped the shark the second they made this hottie fall for that Sipowicz fat ass. Gimme a break. Anyhow, she’s still looking good, but I don’t think that story line did anything good for her career.

Cindy Crawford Does the Beach of the Day

The good thing about Google is that when you see pictures of Cindy Crawford in a 3 piece bikini you’d expect her to be in, you know one of those middle aged fat chick bikinis that is built like a fucking bed sheet when the paparazzi is looking as to not humiliate herself because she isn’t the model she once was, you, the viewer can use it to find the pictures of her half naked making millions for her amazing body…I’ve seen her in person and even pushing 50, she’s spectacular…but her bikini pictures are a fucking serious fail….these could have been way more mom pussy on all fours with a sloppy belly hanging over her bottoms if only she knew what the public and the girls from her high school who hate her want…

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Gisele Bundchen’s Versace Spring 2012 Campaign of the Day

I already posted one of these pictures of Gisele getting work for Versace because the evil empire that is Victoria’s Secret turned their back on her for reasons I am convinced are transexual related….you know with all that possibly faked pregnancy, gay marriage to a football jock who’s favorite part of the game is in the locker room and more importantly being from Brazil the hub of western trannies….but that could just be fantasy….even if fantasy of trannies is not the kind of fantasy I really fucking want….it makes me feel gay…but it is the kind of fantasy I like to think happened to add some drama to an otherwise boring post…either way here is her cleavage and some stomach.

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Gisele Bundchen’s Versace Spring 2012 Campaign of the Day

Tara Reid to Clean Up This Place of the Day

Every once in a while I feeel dirty….you know too dirty to go on…maybe it has to do with my lack of a shower in a few days…or really a lack of any personal hygiene….or maybe it has to do with the fact that I can smell my own asshole while sitting because I don’t change pants or underwear pretty much ever….or maybe it’s all the unprotected sex I have…cuz condoms are for pussies…or maybe it is more poor diet, no exercise, hard drinking and occassional chain smoking…..but I know whenever I’m feeling my worst in terms of health…all it takes is a glance at perpetual chronic party girl Tara Reid and realize I’m not that bad…cuz I have a few more college spring breaks in me…while Tara Reid and her non-existent career is gonna’ Britney Murphy…just wait and see…. Now that I feel better about me….even though my life isn’t as luxurious as hers…..we can focus on what is important…like the hard truth that she’s not showing off her fucking implants like she’s supposed to…it’s the whole point of getting implants you bikini rockin’ keg standing trash. Get it together woman.

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Tara Reid to Clean Up This Place of the Day