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Kelly Gale is Boring yet Amazing for H&M Swim of the Day

Posted on June 14, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kelly Gale is some 19 year old model from Sweden…because apparently along with Volvo, blonde haired children of the corn looking motherfuckers, contemporary modern design, and meatballs, Sweden makes models. I’ve never heard of her, but she’s booking H&M swim, which means she’s one catalog shoot away from being a Victoria’s Secret model, and I guess that’s exciting for her, but a fail for all of us, since the second a bitch starts making money, the second she becomes less desperate and thus not willing to sleep in my bed in exchange for promoting her…she’s all on some other “Published model” in her instagram bio kick…but the good news is that the nudity will keep on coming because that’s fashion, and also prostitution, stripping and really life…you get paid to strip the fuck down, it shows how committed you are to the cause… Now I hate Catalog pics, but whatever, these are fine.

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Izabel Goulart for LUI Magazine of the Day

Posted on June 9, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

LUI MAGAZINE has it all figured out. They are a French Magazine, so they like tits, and nudity and they are seriously dialled the fuck in, because they get top models totally naked for top photographers they’ve already done: Magdelena Frackowiak / RIHANAN / GISELE / KATE MOSS / ANJA RUBIK / MAGLOSIA BELA / SAHARA RAY / MAGGIE DURAN / JOSEPHINE SKRIVER / EDITA VILKECIUTE / CLEMENCE POSEY / MALGOSIA BELA / ISABELI FONTANA / FIND OUT MORE AT LUI MAGAZINE And now they’ve gone and got instagram fitness icon who you may remember from the Victoria’s Secret Fashion show…Izabel or Iza to her friends Goulart and made her hard body, and hard face look really fucking nice…and half naked…and that ass…holy shit that ass…I am in love with all the product of all the squats I’ve been watching her do over the course of her instagram career…I feel like I’ve been there for the ride as some kind of mentor or coach…who had zero involvement in any of this…I just stared…and will continue to stare…

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Jessica Alba Bikini Parties for Mother’s Day of the Day

Posted on May 12, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Jessica Alba is pretty full of shit. She’s just understands marketing and how to present herself to the public so that they buy into her stupid brand that probably makes a ton of money. She’s probably not even fucking or sleeping in the same bed as her husband, you know shit is probably all about money and the business and both parties are totally cool with their partnership…even if it is really just a lie… So I see see was wasted at a bikini pool party…mom’s are allowed to get TURNT up…but I went to her instagram and all she posted was her at some mother’s day charity bullshit…meaning her getting TURNT is not really how she wants to present herself to the world, yet she still want to get TURNT… It’s just this hypocrisy that goes on in the world, because I don’t want to support some Martha Steward of Parenting, knowing she’s just a bikini clad party slut up on some Tara Reid shit…I want bitch to commit to her Brady Bunch shit and to me this is a slip up, even though I love girls in bikinis.. I guess what it comes down to is that Jessica Alba doesn’t matter anymore..she’s old and a mom and even in a bikini sucks…so I should just end this post now. TO SEE MORE SHITTY PICS OF ALBA PARTYING IN A BIKINI CLICK HERE TO SEE PICS OF BUSTED UP HOOKER CRYSTAL HEFFNER A SIMILAR VEGAS POOL PARTY CLICK HERE

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Cara Delevingne in a See Through Skirt of the Day

Posted on April 22, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Cara Delevingne posted this picture of her lesbian for attention ass on her instagram today…or last night that led me to investigative journalism on Cara Delevingne, because she’s not all that hot at all, even when she takes a decent picture, yet she books these insane campaigns, and the answer is what I expected. She’s a rich kid. Her dad is a real estate developer, her god father runs Conde Nast, which owns Vogue, and probably has ties with every European brand and fashion house, and I guess she ran in the right circles, leading to being able to run around topless with some dyke hollywood star, or wear sheer Burberry with no panties, because it is edgy, new and Burberry loves every send of it…because it’s fashion… So it all makes sense, even if her eyebrows don’t, and here’s her instagram porn of the day.

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Ashanti Bikini at the Beach in Malibu of the Day

Posted on March 19, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I have been doing this site for 10 years…and I have never done a post on Ashanti and I probably shouldn’t have started now.. In fact, I thought she died in a plane crash a long time ago, but I guess that was another black girl singer, not because they are all the same, that’s racist and I am a firm believer that we are all god’s people…one race, the human race…my life is a Benneton ad… That said, she posted these to her instagram, I saw them, and being addicted to posting every random bikini pic of every random famous person…I had no choice…don’t blame me…blame the life I chose for myself.

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Life’s Biggest Tragedy of the Day

Posted on March 12, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I think it is one of life’s great tragedies that Courtney Stodden has under 6,000 instagram followers…whether she only started her instagram 2 weeks ago or not, it is safe to say her and her cartoon tits represent all that is good in America. You know that you can go from being a stripper who couldn’t afford a decent tit job pushing 30, to a 16 year old bride to some random client you had, who happened to be on TV, and who happened to be willing to carry you to the tabloid top….that int end resulted in the tits you ever wanted To me, she’s the queen in our monarch-free nation. Put her on our money. Make a statue in her honour…or a sex doll..which I guess already exists…and looks identical to this..this selfie making machine who needs a sex tape… I am in love, I’ve already reached out to her people to make a documentary on our first date. It will happen and it will be magical…

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Cassandra Dawn Should be My Valentine of the Day

Posted on February 14, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I am in love with CASSANDRA DAWN …and not just because it is Valentine’s Day…but because she’s serious hotness… I should be be writing her love poems…or romance novels…all on her instagram…because last time I checked…the instagram of bikini models is always where they fall in love…especially to someone as charming as me… It is Valentine’s Day after all…But instead I am more into crying about where my ice has gone wrong…and why I am writing about these babes…while married to something that looks like it belongs on a Dairy farm. This isn’t about me, it’s about Cassandra Dawn and her bikini photos…that are amazing..

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Emily Osment Does Bondage of the Day

Posted on January 23, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I have always assumed that Emily Osment was a sexual deviant…you know totally dysfunctional and fucked up thanks to being born Haley Joel Osment, academy award nominee, who no one cared about after he hit puberty, until he got breast implants and put on a dress… You know the kind of tranny, who like so many other trannies, is just a fucking dirt, broken down person, who has weird sex with married men and themselves…from inserting big objects to sucking their own dicks..just google tranny porn, and it’ll give you a whole new perspective of that chick down the street who was born a dude…because to cut off your own dick, your sex organ, you gotta have some serious fucking issues.. Issues, that make being cuffed to a bed, pretty vanilla, but at least she’s giving us a taste of how freaky she gets…you know as a Disney chick, her career only allows so much.

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Today’s Rihanna Smoking in a Bikini Pics of the Day

Posted on January 23, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

If you reach this site…you will know that a day is not a day without Rihanna bikini pics…that she posts to her instagram in her downtime Her tour is over…and that people aren’t screaming her name every night which helps her self esteem..but rather she’s forced to take a month off, get back in studio, produce more generic shit radio stations will be paid to pollute our lives with, only to go on tour again so that people will scream her name again…. So her instagram, is the only way to get feedback, the only way to show her twat for the people who want it…I think this is day four of bikinis, just a bitch keeping herself relevant… I am down with bikini pics, but the fact that she insists on posing with a blunt all the time, is bitch reaching….like a high school kid trying to show the internet how hard he is…it’s totally unnecessary and just a reminder how lame she is…I mean smoke weed, meth, crack whatever the fuck you want but to pose with it like you’re so gangster is pathetic…but I guess this is Rihanna we’re talking about, probably the worst human around, at least that’s what I am sure Chris Brown would tell us.

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Madison Murray Hot Modelling of the Day

Posted on January 14, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Madison Murray is a 23 year old Miami based model who is taking over the internet one picture at a time…. I don’t know where this shoot is from, but I found it on the internet….because I like models that are at this level in their career, accessible, sweet, eager and not tainted by Leonardo DiCaprio or Adam Levine’s dick…I’ve been following her instagram for a while and YOU SHOULD TOO …I mean if you like babes who take and post hot pics of themselves…which you should…

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