Izabel Goulart posted these workout pics to her instagram, an instagram I think is the best instagram around, not because she’s got the best face, but because she’s got a banging body…proving that even if you’re not the prettiest, you can fool a whole lot of motherfuckers into thinking you are, just as long as you put in work…but then again, maybe girls who work out is a fetish to me…because my girl is a fucking cow.
Izabel Goulart posted these workout pics to her instagram, an instagram I think is the best instagram around, not because she’s got the best face, but because she’s got a banging body…proving that even if you’re not the prettiest, you can fool a whole lot of motherfuckers into thinking you are, just as long as you put in work…but then again, maybe girls who work out is a fetish to me…because my girl is a fucking cow.
Rihanna posted some pics of her on her vacation, which I guess isn’t really her vacation, since it is her 22 million dollar home, but she’s not working, but rather filming girls twerk and running around in a bikini, which I guess is what you do in the Caribbean…all these white girls are just posers trying to live this life that Rihanna already lives…cuz she was born into it…and I like her hard nipples..not because nipples feed babies but because I like sucking them…deep fucking insight today…right. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PAPARAZZI BIKINI PICS CLICK HERE
If you’re not into Miley touching tongues with some model who isn’t all that hot, but who makes a lot of money for being considered hot or relevant, because both crave attention as this is their time to shine…it’s their year… Then here’s Bar Refaeli, ex-Victoria’s Secret model, turned Israeli socialite, who no longer dates A-Listers…but who does post dance videos to her instagram…and I guess sometimes…that’s good enough…at least for me because I have no standards or taste.
If you’re not into Miley touching tongues with some model who isn’t all that hot, but who makes a lot of money for being considered hot or relevant, because both crave attention as this is their time to shine…it’s their year… Then here’s Bar Refaeli, ex-Victoria’s Secret model, turned Israeli socialite, who no longer dates A-Listers…but who does post dance videos to her instagram…and I guess sometimes…that’s good enough…at least for me because I have no standards or taste.
The interesting thing about Rihanna is that she doesn’t need magazines to do photoshoots for her anymore…she’s bigger than the fucking magazines and press is just a waste of her time…she’s her own fucking empire and can just put the shit out on her instagram and make shit pop.. Rihanna is the biggest fucking thing out there now and here she is posting pics of some random shoot that I am going to assume is for her instagram exclusively, because why the fuck else would they upload dozens of pics to the shit…I mean I guess due to narcism but in her defence, she’s from the fucking caribbean and was a loser growing up, but not the entire world loves her and throws money at her, it’s kinda hard to stay grounded and not thing you’re some messenger sent from heaven to bless the world with your bikini pics, it just can’t be possible that she ever thinks she doesn’t deserve this, because if she did, her handlers would be failing the record label, bitch needs to think and believe that she is important and that what she does betters the fucking world..and I guess these pics probably don’t represent that…but they are still worth looking at…because you know if a girl you worked with uploaded a dozen bikini pics to her instagram you’d think “what the fuck is wrong with Jenny”…then you’d probably masturbate to them….and ask yourself “what the fuck is wrong with me”….
While Beyonce was getting ripped off stage by some crazed fan who was trying to bring her home to meet his mom, or maybe his gay friends who couldn’t make it to the concert, but who he wanted to bring the concert to, because the gay who brings Beyonce to the party, is that Gay who is probably walking away HIV Positive thanks to all the unprotected appreciation…they’re given… Kelly Rowaland was in Shape Magazine, showing the world that when you buy yourself tits, and do sit-ups, you can come across as a lean bitch, who doesn’t look all that much like a dude….because of the cleavage… Shape is notorious for photoshopping the shit out of everything, so it’s safe to say, the shit has been photoshopped out of this…and no, that wasn’t a racist joke…because unlike you redneck trash, I like black girls, they are so exotic and remind me of masturbation in the 80s…thanks to National Geographic…we’ve gone over this before, stop making me repeat myself.
Kelly Brook posted the above picture to her instagram saying something along the lines of “My first shoot at 16″….to either prove to the haters that she’s got tits…or to cater to the pervert creeper fans..by given them something semi-illegal to jerk off to…or to let us all know she’s been a half naked, using her body to get ahead since she was a kid….you know when other kids were getting an education, her and her parents, if she even has parents, cuz I am going to assume by the bikini modelling at 16, she didn’t….were whoring her out…I mean usually girls only learn how to whore in their early 20s when all else fails…but this Kelly Brook has a solid 3 decades invested in this…
Amanda Seyfried is consistently boring as fuck in all she does, yet behind all the boring is a chick with a great little body, some rocking’ tits, who isn’t scared to show them off in movies or on TV, whether playing a lesbian killer in Toronto Canada in Chloe, or a broken down pornstar in Lovelace, making me wonder why she doesn’t ever channel any of that exhibitionist slut into her everyday life when she’s not getting paid for it, making me realize that if you wanna see the Amanda Seyfried slut, you gotta pay her, which is a bummer, cuz that makes her a whore, and whores are always more depressing than girls out there doing it for free, especially when you’re working on a budget…and can’t afford them…especially when the whore in question is all fucking Hollywood like this Amanda Seyfried character.
I don’t know What Be is, but I am going to go out on a limb here and assume it’s a magazine… I do know what a Sara Sampaio is, and that is a lovely ethnic model with a ridiculous model, she’s Portuguese, and unlike most Portuguese women, she’s not greasy, fat, but she may smell of fish…She’s a reality show winner who has since become the new Adriana Lima for Victoria’s Secret, because if one gets old and fat, you just replace her with another one who looks pretty much the same, in what I call type casting…the right way. Apparently, when you mix a Sara Sampaio and a Be, you get this wet, half naked, amazingness… I should have been a scientist. I’m so good at figuring out shit…I mean I could probably find the vaccine for AIDS…and it would ideally be with my mouth…via vagina… Here are the pics…