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Alessandra Ambrosio Tight Pants of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio is a mom of two, who is born tall and freakishly skinny, and who has a million dollar contract with an evil corporate brand, that is enough money for a modest Brazilian to make sure she maintains her fitness levels, even if it requires starvation, because it pays so fucking well to not be fat…even when she’s probably too old to still be a lingerie model, the public like her, they are comfortable with her, and figure if she’s not spilling out of her thong from every angle thanks to saggy old lady mom ass and saggy old lady mom pussy…keep her working…and here is her skinny little mom ass…that’s hardly even there…in a pair of leggings…confusing me…because Brazilians have big scale booty contests…and this is the era of the ass…and she’s a mom…it’s like there’s nothing here…when there’s supposed to be so much here…and I guess that’s tragic…unless you like millionaire skinny mom ass…then it’s a win…something for everyone or some shit… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Rita Ora’s Ass on Instagram of the Day

Rita Ora posted what I can assume is a photoshopped picture of her ass, but then again, maybe her actual ass looks like this…I am not really a Rita Ora ass expert, because I am more interested in her big old tits, but even those bore me…because everyone’s got tits, even me….but more importantly, who cares about Rita Ora, other than pretty much everyone, because she’s finally gone viral, and I don’t mean from the AIDS she’s got from anyone and everyone willing to help her UK ass because famous, I mean people are into her nonsense that she’s probably fucked a lot of people trying to get…you know all in efforts of being the new Rihanna…and it worked…and I guess this ass probably has something to do with it…because I am a firm believer that you can’t get ahead on talent alone, otherwise actual talented people would be famous…right…

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Rita Ora’s Ass on Instagram of the Day