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Katie Price Reality Show: Coming to Fox?

Katie Price, a.k.a. Jordan, is a pretty big name in the UK. Best known for her work in reality TV, posing in her underwear, posing in less than her underwear, having kids and getting married a lot, the lingerie model has etched a permanent place for herself in the annals of British tabloid lore. But we here in the USA, she’s not that well known. Yet . Word has it that FOX is interested in a new reality show starring Jordan. It’s not really clear what Katie Price’s reality show entails, but she explains: It’s taken nearly a year to set this contract up. We’re thinking of doing the road trip from New York to Los Angeles. I want a big Priscilla-style van.” “You’ve got to make it fun. Cameras will be in the van. That’s what we’re working on. I’ll be in America in September and they’re trying to work it out. I’m not trying to be famous or massive, I’m just doing what I do.” What that is, we really don’t know. But sounds awesome. [Photo: WENN.com]

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Kate Upton Does Complex of the Day

Here’s future fat chick, currently the hottest pussy out there, for Complex Magazine half naked and showing off her amazing tits….cuz she knows she’s on borrowed time…and that she better milk this shit as hard as she can before her ass catches up to her tits you know once puberty hits…and her metabolism slows down..but until then…she’s just a 18 year old with huge tits…who takes a good picture and is playing out some farmer’s daughter in her underwear fetish and most importantly she is looking good….and that’s all that really matters…. To See the Rest of the Action Follow This Link

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Emma Stone for Elle of the Day

This is a little too high concept for me…I figure when you put a bitch in a fashion magazine all you need to do is get her naked…or half naked and shit’s instantly art….You don’t need to go all Cirque du Soliel/I did too many drugs/I like being obscure…cuz really all everyone wants to do when they see these kinds of pics is jerk off to the bitch in them, not have some twisted mind fuck like you’re living in some other dimension and you just got warped there…if you know what I mean…which you do, because we are one…. But I am down with EMMA STONE ….and I barely even know who she is, or even find her that hot, I’m pathetic like that….and it turns out that I haven’t done nearly enough posts on her to get myself arrested for stalking, or being a threat to her….so I’ll take what I can get of her…to add to my collection…if you know what I mean…which you do cuz you’re weird…

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Kristin Cavallari’s Useless Tits of the DAy

A valuable lesson I’ve learned in life is that tits are always useful…even if the bitch they are attached to is useless, annoying, talentless, a hack, a crackwhore, or dead…both career-wise and physically, just not too dead, cuz then tits just become gross, if you ask any necrophiliac he’ll tell you the soaking her in warm water doesn’t work forever… I don’t know where I’m going with that, I guess Kristin Cavallari just makes me morbid, inspires me to think of graveyards, morgues, the final curtain and all that bullshit, cuz I can’t imagine her ever coming back and making anything of herself…It’s like Michael Jackson once said before he died….”this is it”…..cuz I feel quoting Michael Jackson always works cuz he just has so many words that represents what I’m thinking, “I’m Bad…Thriller”….what the fuck am I doing…oh right…staring at Kristin Cavallari’s unemployed but more importantly unemployable tits…that are gonna lose their shit eventually, craving that fame they once had doing bad fake reality shows….Wonder how this is gonna pan out….

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Kristin Cavallari’s Useless Tits of the DAy

Kristin Cavallari’s Useless Tits of the DAy

A valuable lesson I’ve learned in life is that tits are always useful…even if the bitch they are attached to is useless, annoying, talentless, a hack, a crackwhore, or dead…both career-wise and physically, just not too dead, cuz then tits just become gross, if you ask any necrophiliac he’ll tell you the soaking her in warm water doesn’t work forever… I don’t know where I’m going with that, I guess Kristin Cavallari just makes me morbid, inspires me to think of graveyards, morgues, the final curtain and all that bullshit, cuz I can’t imagine her ever coming back and making anything of herself…It’s like Michael Jackson once said before he died….”this is it”…..cuz I feel quoting Michael Jackson always works cuz he just has so many words that represents what I’m thinking, “I’m Bad…Thriller”….what the fuck am I doing…oh right…staring at Kristin Cavallari’s unemployed but more importantly unemployable tits…that are gonna lose their shit eventually, craving that fame they once had doing bad fake reality shows….Wonder how this is gonna pan out….

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Karolina Kurkova Wet for Virgin Atlantic of the DAy

I don’t know what’s going on in these pictures, but I know if I was a billionaire, I’d be fucking with models too, sure it’d be a little less wholesome that throwing the bitch in the fucking water and giggling about it, and would be more about making them all my sex slaves in my palace, but I guess Branson’s not as affected or evil thanks to the fortune he’s made….while I am well aware if I ever got to that level of rich, it woulda probably be thanks to criminal genius, so I’m just being consistent in my fantasy… Oh a sidenote, I miss the fat Kurkova, not cuz I like fat women, especially not fat models, but because I like laughing at models who turn fat, it’s a fetish.

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Britney Spears Old, Big and Half Naked Costumes of the Day

Britney Spears opened her Femme Fatale concert last night, and she did what all the popstars are doing, cuz I guess she’s medicated enough to try to keep up with them, in what must feel like a dream to her, cuz she’s just someone’s puppet getting manipulated into being seemingly normal, and apparently cashing the fuck in…. Sure, I think she looks like a barnyard pig with lipstick, but I’m also an asshole who discounts her sloppy mom body and labels it something I don’t want to look at, but would want to knock up, cuz K-Fed’s living the dream… Sure, she’s much beter too look at half naked than Gaga, but she’s 30 and this whole pop thing for the gays thing pays the bills, but is kind of a stretch….like watching Cher or Carmen Electra or Pam Anderson all with their own variety of holding on as hard a they can to what they had shit… But she was half naked…and I’ll always notice that….whether it is good or bad….or a fragement of what it was during “Hit Me Baby One More Time Days”….and here are the pics… TO See the Rest of the Pictures FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Hannah Godde is Some Model Bitch in Lingerie of the Day

Sometimes all I need to be put in a good mood is to get lost in a pic of a bitch in a field in her underwear under a soft focus and sunlight…cuz it’s on some mystical, I live in a movie, where real problems don’t matter, we are young, we are free, innocent bullshit….It makes for a nice break… before being forced to go back to all the bullshit that is you…you know that hell that we are all living…I mean shit it’s not even a break at all, it is just irritating me knowing that life isn’t a fucking field with nice lighting and a bitch in her underwear…where the only really responsibility is choosing what cow to milk after the bitch milks you…forcing me to go to the local park and befriend all the half naked, suntanning, fat bitches who wish they were on a beach, but instead forced to lay next to a kiddie pool to try to get the same affect…but it’s just not the same….making these pictures the fucking devil, reminding us how much our lives fucking suck. Yay.

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Brooklyn Decker’s Sweet See Through Top

I think most of you will agree that some shots of Brooklyn Decker in a see through top is a pretty good way to finish off the week. Here she is in a few more Esquire magazine pictures lounging around in her underwear and giving us just a hint o nip in that nearly invisible top of hers. What a tease. Actually, I’m alright with it, anything that gets this amazing hottie into her underwear is fine by me. Normally I spend a lot of money for women not even close to this hot to lie half naked on my washing machine.

Lucy Pinder Drops Some Big Beautiful Cleavage

Alright fun’s over, time to get back to the serious business of plump, beautiful breasts. Here’s one of my all time favorites, Lucy Pinder , doing that thing where she forces me to stare at her oversized chesticles for like an hour or two. Don’t get me wrong, I like it and think that it’s time well spent, but I’ve got things to do this afternoon. I can’t just spend my days staring at breasts… Wait, that’s what I do here isn’t it? I guess it’s back to work for this guy.