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Candice Swanepoel in Her Bikini of the Day

I spent at least 10 minutes today looking at pictures of a fat girl in her bikini, making these pictures of a tight, amazing, model bod ass a nice breath of fresh air…even if they are exactly the same as every other bikini catalog picture out there….It just just reminds me that more pussy should come packaged like this…and some scientists seriously need to figure out how to designe pussy to look like this cuz I’m tired of pussy coming any other way….even if Candice Swanepoel statistically has HIV cuz she’s from South Africa and that’s just what the numbers say…I’d still like to crawl up inside her, even if it means impending death…not that AIDS is really a death sentence at all…you can live at least 20 years… Either way…here are the pics to inspire you to hate your wife more than you already do….

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Candice Swanepoel in Her Bikini of the Day

Coco’s Big Fat Ass on Twitter of the DAy

Coco posted this picture saying “Happy Thong Thursday”…which I assume is the extent of her vocabulary and capabilities because hookers, strippers and low level pussy with real fat asses they used to lock a rapper into marriage for the good life have pretty limited resources….and in Coco’s case those resources may be enough to keep her white trash self alive if she ever got caught in a natural disaster and had no access to food for a month….cuz that ass is fucking fat…Unfortunately, I find the whole thing pretty disgusting and not worth celebrating….but you probably don’t, so here is the picture….

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Coco’s Big Fat Ass on Twitter of the DAy