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Pass the Boobies on the Left Hand Side [PICS]

Though Your Highness , which opens in theaters this weekend, is probably the first medieval stoner comedy we here at Skin Central have ever seen, the baked boys of marijuana movies have been ogling naked ladies since the days of Cheech and Chong. Get a nudity contact high after the jump!

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‘Your Highness’: The Reviews Are In!

Critics are divided over Danny McBride and James Franco’s epic stoner comedy. By Eric Ditzian Natalie Portman, Danny McBride, James Franco and Zooey Deschanel in “Your Highness” Photo: Frank Connor/ Universal Pictures The critics don’t know quite what to do with “Your Highness.” Some have tagged it a worthy successor to the stoner comedy legacy, one that reaches back to swords-and-sandals epics but is still very much in keeping with contemporary comedic traditions. Far more critics, though, argue that the jokes fall flat, the story is kind of a mess, and the performances — especially considering the presence of two recent Oscar nominees in Natalie Portman and James Franco — are nothing short of puzzling. Will you agree? Read on for a deep dive into some “Your Highness” reviews and decide for yourself. The Story “Danny McBride and Ben Best’s script for ‘Your Highness’ has its moments. The whole affair might be described as an amped-up version of ‘The Odyssey’ for ‘Star Wars’ fanboys and High Times subscribers. The story follows a king’s two very different sons: Fabious (James Franco) is the stereotypical dashing prince with a resplendent mullet and a yen for noble, death-defying quests, while Thadeous (McBride) is a chubby, lazy ne’er-do-well. Saddled with an inferiority complex, the latter prefers smoking the funny stuff and chasing sheep to slaying dragons. But when Fabious’ bride-to-be, Belladonna (Zooey Deschanel), is kidnapped by the evil, gerbil-toothed wizard Leezar (Justin Theroux), the king orders Thadeous to help his brother retrieve the damsel in distress.” — Stephanie Merry, The Washington Post The Laughs “Not every joke lands in the movie, but that’s okay. It’s the sort of film that is willing to try anything along the way, and it demonstrates both an affection for the genre as well as a deconstructionist’s eye for how to tear it down from the inside. There are so many little touches in the film that appealed to me, from the ‘Ghostbusters’-looking visual effects to the straight-faced epic second unit work to the monsters that are state-of-the-art while also managing to be both ridiculous and profane.” — Drew McWeeny, HitFix The Performances “McBride has written a genuinely funny script, but he can’t help overplaying each crudely adolescent punchline. And as an actor, his instincts are equally broad. It’s as if a chemically altered college kid watched a bunch of Judd Apatow movies, and then decided to remake ‘The Princess Bride.’ The overall effect gets tiresome, but [director David Gordon] Green has wisely instructed McBride’s co-stars to approach the proceedings with complete seriousness. While the majority of the cast handles this task easily (only Deschanel seems lost), Franco truly saves the day. His hilarious deadpan in the midst of utter insanity turns a bawdy goof into a most welcome lark indeed.” — Elizabeth Weitzman, New York Daily News The Comparisons “The most painful movie so far in a year that’s already scraping the bottom of the barrel, ‘Your Highness’ is a tedious, dung-colored misfire that sullies the genre of ‘Monty Python and the Holy Grail’ and ‘The Princess Bride.’ Taken in small doses, in movies such as ‘Due Date’ and ‘Tropic Thunder,’ McBride can be hilarious, and he played well with Franco in Green’s ‘Pineapple Express,’ comedy gold next to this. As a lead, he’s unbearable, a charmless lout who thinks being gross is the same thing as being funny. ‘Your Highness’ is thus potty-mouthed, peepee-obsessed, and devoid of such comedy basics as timing or punch lines.” — Ty Burr, Boston Globe The Final Word “In the absurdly bloody hackings and thwackings, director David Gordon Green (who worked with both leads in ‘Pineapple Express’) more or less hits his marks and even works up some suspense — unusual in this sort of broad comedy. At bottom, he and McBride respect the genre even as they travesty it. … ‘Your Highness’ delivers on its title: a royal high.” — David Edelstein, New York Check out everything we’ve got on “Your Highness.” For breaking news, celebrity columns, humor and more — updated around the clock — visit MTVMoviesBlog.com . Related Videos MTV Rough Cut: James Franco And ‘Your Highness’

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‘Hangover Part II’ Trailer Pulled, Simulated Monkey Sex To Blame?

The promo reportedly was removed from theaters because it hadn’t been properly evaluated by the MPAA ratings association. By Gil Kaufman Zack Galifianakis in “The Hangover 2” trailer Photo: Warner Bros. There was plenty to love in the raucous trailer for the anticipated comedy sequel “The Hangover Part II.” But, apparently, the sight of a monkey in a simulated sex act was too much. According to The Hollywood Reporter , the trailer for the film starring Bradley Cooper, Zach Galifianakis, Ed Helms and Justin Bartha has been yanked from theaters after it emerged that it had not been appropriately evaluated by the Motion Picture Association of America. “In our haste to meet the placement schedule for this trailer, we failed to properly vet the final version with the MPAA. We acted immediately to correct the mistake and removed the trailer from screens,” Warner Bros. said in a statement. The MPAA is in charge of making sure movie ads do not run afoul of the movie rating system. While Warner Bros. would not reveal what was being tweaked in the R-rated film’s trailer — which was being shown in front of the PG-13 movie “Source Code” — an unnamed insider said the scene in which a monkey sucks on a water bottle hidden under an old man’s sarong was probably the issue. The scene was the big finish in the two-minute-and-20-second trailer, in which Helms, Galifianakis and Cooper are seen hanging with a monkey that they’ve managed to pick up after a wild night in Bangkok, Thailand. The segment shows Galifianakis joking around on a bus by sticking the bottle under the pants of an old man sitting next to him. “When a monkey nibbles on the wenis, it’s funny in any language,” Galifianakis’ character declares. A revised version of the promo will roll out on April 15 and will be screened before “Scream 4,” which also is R-rated. “The Hangover Part II” opens on May 26. For breaking news, celebrity columns, humor and more — updated around the clock — visit MTVMoviesBlog.com . Related Photos Meet The Cast Of ‘The Hangover 2’

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Natalie Portman Addresses ‘Black Swan’ Dancing Controversy

‘I had a chance to make something beautiful with this film,’ Oscar winner says. By Jocelyn Vena Natalie Portman in “Black Swan” Photo: FOX Searchlight A month after Natalie Portman took home the Oscar for her portrayal of a prima ballerina in Darren Aronofsky’s dark thriller “Black Swan,” controversy erupted regarding whether she had actually performed the dances in the film. Portman’s ballet body double, Sarah Lane , claimed that the majority of the dancing was performed by body doubles. Those who worked closely with the star in “Black Swan” promptly spoke out to defend Portman. Her fianc

New Topless Shots from Your Highness

The jury’s still out on whether the upcoming stoner comedy/medieval adventure Your Highness is actually funny, but the promotional wizards behind the film are really pushing the nudity, so we’re willing to give it the benefit of the doubt. Hot on the heels of the spanktastic thong shots from Natalie Portman /her body double, we have these new stills of the ferociously feral topless wood nymphs who catch our heroes in a literal “booby trap.” That doesn’t sound so bad to Mr. Skin! More pics after the jump!

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New Topless Shots from Your Highness

New Topless Shots from Your Highness

The jury’s still out on whether the upcoming stoner comedy/medieval adventure Your Highness is actually funny, but the promotional wizards behind the film are really pushing the nudity, so we’re willing to give it the benefit of the doubt. Hot on the heels of the spanktastic thong shots from Natalie Portman /her body double, we have these new stills of the ferociously feral topless wood nymphs who catch our heroes in a literal “booby trap.” That doesn’t sound so bad to Mr. Skin! More pics after the jump!

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Fantasia Concert, Few Other Events Canceled Due To East Coast Blizzard

‘Broadway shows seldom shut down,’ Elisa Shevitz of the Broadway League says. By Terri Schwartz A look at Manhattan’s East Village on Monday Photo: Mario Tama/ Getty Images Flights might be canceled, the subway may be delayed and the East Coast might be buried under a foot of snow, but the spirit of Broadway lives on. Elisa Shevitz, director of communications for the Broadway League, told MTV News that Broadway shows will go on as scheduled. Because of the snow, some attendees who had already purchased tickets may be unable to attend those shows, which means some last-minute hard-to-get seats might be available for more popular shows. Those in the city looking for something to do could potentially snag a seat up front for their favorite Broadway show, although Mondays are normally dark for many Broadway productions anway. But considering subways are delayed and New York City streets are hard for cars and pedestrians to navigate, that probably means a longer commute than usual. The League won’t know how ticket sales were affected by the blizzard until they calculate their weekly grosses at the end of the week. “Broadway shows seldom shut down,” Shevitz said. “The show goes on. That’s the nature of our business.” There haven’t been any reported major concerts cancellations either, but that might be because there weren’t any major concerts scheduled over the Christmas weekend. Prince is performing December 29 at Madison Square Garden, Passion Pit is playing at the Wellmont Theatre in New Jersey on December 30 and 31, and Phish aren’t performing at the Garden until December 30 and January 1. Fantasia’s performance at the Beacon Theatre was postponed Monday (December 27) due to the weather, with the rescheduled show to be announced at a later date. A couple of smaller concerts at venues like the Mercury Lounge were canceled as well. Related Photos New York City Gets Snowed In

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‘Black Swan’ Star Natalie Portman ‘Indescribably Happy’ About Engagement

Portman recently became engaged to boyfriend Benjamin Millepied and they’re expecting their first child together. By Kara Warner Natalie Portman and Benjamin Millepied Photo: Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images It seems as though Natalie Portman has had a most festive holiday season, both on professional and personal levels. Not only is her film “Black Swan” garnering rave reviews and award nominations galore (“Swan” received four Golden Globe nominations, among others), but the petite actress recently became engaged to boyfriend Benjamin Millepied, with whom she is expecting her first child. “I have always kept my private life private but I will say that I am indescribably happy and feel very grateful to have this experience,” Portman gushed in a statement to Entertainment Weekly . Portman and Millepied met during production of “Black Swan,” for which Millepied was the choreographer and played the role of Portman’s dancing partner. The two have remained quiet about their relationship, but reportedly started dating in early 2010. Millepied told Details magazine he was “blown away” by her acting abilities and that she was “amazing to watch,” but didn’t go into any details about their relationship. “It’s … everybody’s asking us,” he said. “We just want to keep things to ourselves.” The happy 29-year-old’s baby is due sometime in 2011. In addition to her inevitable awards season appearances, Portman has several movies coming out in the new year, including “No Strings Attached” with Ashton Kutcher, “Your Highness” opposite Zooey Deschanel and James Franco, and summer blockbuster “Thor.” Portman’s happy news comes at the same time as other romantic celebrity announcements including Daniel Craig and Rachel Weisz ‘s stepping out publicly as a couple and the engagements of LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian and Ginnifer Goodwin and Joey Kern . Related Photos Lovebirds: Natalie Portman And Benjamin Millepied

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Amber Portwood & Clinton Yunker in a "Mature Relationship," Mom Totally Swears

Amber Portwood’s new boyfriend, Clinton Yunker , is perfect for her. That’s according to his mom, who is speaking out to the press for some reason, and says that the couple’s relationship is “mature.” Well, we’re sold! Maybe we should be more open-minded. Pre-Clinton, the Teen Mom star and Gary Shirley set the bar VERY low. Anyway, Judith Reagan explains: YUNK IN THE TRUNK : Clint just made our celebrity mug shots album! “I am pleased Clinton is in a mature relationship with Amber. It has been very difficult for us all since there have been so many negative articles.” “It is his life and he can date who he chooses but the relationship has caused an unexpected situation being in the public eye,” says Yunk’s mama. “I haven’t spent enough time with her to know if it is meant to be.” Amber Portwood and Shirley share custody of Leah, who just turned two. As for Clinton Yunker’s OWN love child, which he fathered as a teenager? “I had hoped things had worked out with the mother of his child but he would have to make a lot of changes in his relationship and life for that.” “Clinton’s first baby was not a secret. They made a tough decision to put the baby up for adoption and they did and we were proud of them.” “The baby was not a secret love child .” Well, that’s good … relatively speaking. We just hope the girl finds something – anything – to keep her a more stable, for her sake and Leah’s. If not, the poor little girl will likely grow up with a whole host of issues … and Gary Shirley’s girlfriend will keep paying the price physically.