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Khloe Kardashian Pregnant, Tabloid Claims/Asks: Who is the Father?!?

Kourtney and Kim Kardashian , sister Khloe will raise see your latest tabloid covers and raise you this hilarious tale: She’s pregnant! But she doesn’t know the identity of her baby’s father! OK! Weekly hints strongly that Khloe is knocked up (she isn’t), while also playing off Star ‘s previous claim that she’s having an affair with The Game (she’s not), leading to a cover for the ages: “Several of [Khloe’s] friends are convinced she is nearly eight weeks pregnant,” an insider claims, adding that “all the signs are there. Khloe’s been doing everything by the book. She’s been taking all the right vitamins and folic acid, exercising regularly.” Well then. She’s clearly expecting. Khloe’s supposed pregnancy and the question of who she’s been sleeping with coincides nicely with the assertion this week by Michael Girgenti that he may actually be the father of young Mason Dash Disick. The National Enquirer, meanwhile, wonders whether Kim Kardashian is faking her pregnancy , causing us to ask: Which of these tabloid stories do you think is most likely to be true?   Michael Girgenti fathered Kourtney’s baby! Kim Kardashian is faking her pregnancy! Khloe is pregnant with The Game’s child! View Poll »

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Kim Jong-Un, Dennis Rodman DOMINATE Pathetic Americans in NBA Jam!

NBA Hall of Fame member and longtime oddball Dennis Rodman. North Korean strongman and baby-faced charmer Kim Jong-Un. The unlikely pair, who hit it off in the DPRK last week, make one hell of a team – in the classic ’90s video game NBA Jam, according to this hilarious video. Look at Kim destroy his evil, capitalistic foes! HE’S ON FIRE!!! Dennis Rodman, Kim Jong-Un NBA Jam Not surprisingly, the hometown “North Korea All Stars” absolutely annihilate the visiting “Pathetic Americans” … with Kim doing most of the damage. Rodman was never a big scorer, after all.

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Justin Bieber’s Jump Off of the Day

So this story dropped yesterday that is just ridiculous nonsense that we fill our idiotic brains with….but that I am going to write about anyway because it made me laugh…. Apparently, Milyn “MIMI” Jenson is a “model”….who is 22 years old and studying nursing….who Justin Bieber was caught cheating on Selena Gomez with ending their fake relationship for publicity…and the whole thing makes sense…because Selena Gomez is a little too much like a girl for Bieber…and this MIMI character…is a lot like his first love…Usher Raymond…in a fucking wig… Who knows if this is legit or not…but I do know his taste in chicks is what I’d expect it to be for a little twink who likes gay saunas and all the barebacking it offers….like he was John Travolta…. Here are the hilarious pics.

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Jenelle Evans Divorce Imminent? Assault Charges Filed Against Courtland Rogers

Jenelle Evans’ divorce from Courtland Rogers looks like a matter of when, not if. She says she’s not taking any more “abuse” from her husband of six weeks and has filed five assault charges against him, according to a new report. The pregnant Teen Mom 2 star went to court this morning and filed four charges of assault on a female – and one charge of battery of an unborn child. The couple have been arguing since he went out and got drunk with pals Sunday night, leaving Jenelle Evans at home – and accusing him of cheating. Tweeting non-stop, @PBandJenelley_1 ripped her man a new one, said she was “heartbroken” over his actions, and called “time out” on their marriage. She was hospitalized with a miscarriage scare two nights later. Jenelle has not elaborated on her medical condition, and if she had lost the baby, we probably would have heard about it … but she far from pleased. Just a week after she confirmed her second pregnancy, the mother of three-year-old Jace has clearly lost all faith in her husband, and is mad as hell. Coming out fighting earlier today, she declared that she is getting a divorce ASAP, and has now filed charges of assault against her spouse of 51 days. Rogers admits that he “f–ked up” by getting drunk Sunday and for peacing out on his pregnant wife, but is adamant that he never cheated or abused her. “I did not hit my wife,” Courtland tells Radar . “This is not true at all.” A source tells the gossip site that Jenelle has bruises on her face – from the alleged assault – and that she has every intention of taking this seriously. Evans has been known to reconcile with guys almost as quickly as she flies off the handle, which is saying a lot … but we wouldn’t hold our breath here.

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Lindsay Lohan Movie Rejected Again: SXSW Nixes The Canyons

Lindsay Lohan can’t catch a break these days. Last week, her new movie The Canyons was rejected by the Sundance Film Festival, and now South By Southwest (SXSW) has reportedly followed suit. According to The Hollywood Reporter , “quality issues” was the hilarious reason cited, with one source labeling the Bret Easton Ellis film “a monstrosity.” Good or bad, the recent New York Times feature entitled “Here Is What Happens When You Cast Lindsay Lohan in Your Movie” did little to help the film. The paper describes the “chaos” surrounding the often- drunk Lindsay Lohan , from $46,000 hotel bills to erratic behavior and days-long disappearances. Director Paul Shrader recognized the controversy surrounding Lohan, citing her lead role in the indie project as the reason for the movie’s delayed release. “Intense reactions to Liz & Dick and the Times article have made us realize there will be blowback once The Canyons is publicly screened – for good and ill,” he said. “That’s the nature of anything involving Lindsay.” The official plot synopsis for the film, also starring James Deen , is “a contemporary L.A. noir … about the dangers of sexual obsession and ambition.” Lohan is one of a group of stars in their 20s. “One chance meeting connected to the past unravels all of their lives, resulting in deceit, paranoia, cruel mind games and ultimately violence.” Its release date is still TBA.

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Justin Bieber Cracks Self Up, Moons the Camera

Forget Justin Bieber smoking weed . This young singer has a much bigger problem on his hands? Well… in his pants: The Biebs is a crack dealer! That’s the hilarious description manager Scotter Braun used to describe his client after Bieber posted a photo to Instagram in which his drops trou and gives the world a peek at what was once reserved for Selena Gomez . Consider yourself warned, readers. Or perhaps aroused… Bieber has since deleted the picture, but not before it made the Internet rounds and Braun Tweeted: “as a prankster u have to respect another good prank. only makes sense. #crackdealer” Is Bieber giving Gomez a look at what she’ll now miss? Giving a little Eff You to his critics? Simply having fun? It’s unclear. But we’re guessing a few million female followers don’t mind pondering the possibilities as they swoon over his moon.

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Danica McKellar in Tasmanian Devils: Best/Worst Film of the Year?

Syfy’s Tasmanian Devils, starring Danica McKellar, may be an early favorite for Worst Film of 2013. Or the Best, in the So Bad It’s Almost Awesome sense. It is what it is, that’s for sure. In the TV film premiering tomorrow night, Danica & Co. tackle the infamous monster from down under in gory, cheesy fashion: Tasmanian Devils Trailer On board a helicopter to Devil’s Peak, their adventure takes a carnivorous turn when their visit unleashes “the ultimate predator.” And guns, blood and CGI. Amazingly, McKellar has real acting chops (and is hot, of course), lending some credibility to what otherwise looks like a sure-to-be hilariously bad movie. Also present? Olympic champ/ DWTS standout Apolo Ohno! Set your DVRs now!

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Zac Efron on Dildo Picture: NOOOOO!!!!

In 2008, Zac Efron and then-girlfriend Vanessa Hudgens were spotted shopping for a sex doll in Los Angeles. One year ago, the actor dropped a condom on the red carpet of a movie premiere. Now, Efron has somehow found himself in another hilarious, X-rated flap, as he freaked out this week when a photographer caught him standing near some glowing dildos inside a sex toy store. Efron was simply filming a scene for the film Are We Officially Dating , but a witness tells The New York Post he still freaked out at the shutterbug who snapped the image. “ Zac was begging the guy to delete the pictures,” a source tells Page Six . “He kept telling him that he has so many young fans and he didn’t want them to see it.” The photographer didn’t back down, however, so Efron immediately publicized that the picture was simply related to a scene for this romantic comedy. Pretty funny stuff.

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Two Killed in College Shooting; Kentucky Domestic Dispute Blamed

Two people have been killed in a college parking lot in Kentucky, according to reports. The shooting occurred as a result of domestic dispute; a gunman fired into a vehicle, killing a man and a woman and wounding a 12-year-old girl. He has been charged with murder and attempted murder. The violence late Tuesday in a college parking lot locked down the campus as police searched the two buildings of Hazard Community and Technical College. Hazard, Ky., Police Chief Minor Allen said the shooting resulted from a dispute between the alleged gunman and a woman who was one of those killed. Dalton Stidham, 21, was charged with two counts of murder, 20-year-old Caitlin Cornett and her uncle, 53-year-old Jackie Cornett, and one count of attempted murder. The wounded girl was Jackie Cornett’s daughter, and remains in critical condition Wednesday morning at University of Kentucky Medical Center in Lexington. Caitlin Cornett, a student at the college, and Stidham had a child together and met to exchange custody of the child. Police aren’t sure what led to the shooting. College President Stephen Greiner said that at the time of the shooting, there were probably about 30 students on campus, and that staff responded quickly. “Our thoughts and sympathy are with the families of the victims of this tragedy,” he said.

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Jennifer Lopez: So Happy for Ben Affleck!

Jennifer Lopez taped an interview this week with Ellen DeGeneres and when talk turned to Ben Affleck winning Best Director at the 2013 Golden Globes, the beauty had nothing but great things to say about Argo and the man she once agreed to marry. “It was a nice to see him [Ben] have that moment,” J. Lo tells the host in the following clip. “I was really happy for him.” Is the ex- American Idol judge being sincere? It sure seems that way – and it helps when you have someone such as Casper Smart by your side. Watch the exchange now: Jennifer Lopez Speaks on Ben Affleck

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