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Hilary Duff: Rejected By SEVEN Dudes During Dating Game!

It’s only been three months since Hilary Duff filed for divorce from Mike Comrie , but the 27-year-old single mom’s dating life is already downright hectic. Hilary joined Tindr  last month, and instantly began luring dudes in with the perfect tagline. (“Let’s get pizza.” Steal it.) It was later revealed that Duff would be filming her Tindr dates for an upcoming reality show.  So it’s kind of a publicity stunt, but we imagine it’s still pretty exciting if you’ve been swiping left for the past hour and you suddenly come face-to-face with Lizzie McGuire. Anyway, we’re sure Hilary gets plenty of attention on dating apps, but she wasn’t quite as lucky when she participated in some weird love match game on an Australia radio show yesterday. Eight single men called in, and Hilary (who remained anonymous) was told to describe herself to them. The guys were instructed to hang up when they heard something they didn’t like. “I have a good job, I like to cook, I like to drink wine, and I like dogs more than humans,” Hilary began. (The girl knows her way around a pickup line.) She was then asked about her perfect guy and replied, “Someone who can make me laugh. I like funny banter.” Amazingly, that cost her her first caller. Hilary then revealed that she’s a single mom, and two more idiots hung up.  When Duff was asked about her ambition requirements she answered, “If they didn’t have a career yet, I’d be okay with it, but I would hope they were working toward something. If they’re straight unemployed then no; I’m good.” Two presumably unemployed dudes hung up after that comment, and two more gave her the brush-off when she said her dogs sleep in bed with her. At long last, Hilary revealed her true identity to the winner – some dude named Tony. Will they actually go on a date? Probably not, but thanks for playing, everyone. See ya next time on Unexpectedly Humbling Experiences for Hilary Duff! View Slideshow: 27 Hottest Celebrity MILFs

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Hilary Duff Dog Fetish of the Day

Every girl loves Doggy Style, but this kind of Doggy style is not the doggy style that people like…it’s more the doggy style that makes me want to smear my asshole with peanut butter for her to lick it off, which is really what doggy style should mean, rather than just being on all fours….because it is more representative of what you sick fucks do with your dogs while you jerk off cuz they can’t tell on you… Either way, degrading Hilary Duff isn’t my dream, I don’t really like the whole degrading women, locking them in the cage in the basement, feeding them sparesely so they lean up, and marrying them in my own cult ceremony….is just not my thing… But I still don’t mind her tongue….that I know she’s using to get some attention now that she’s recently divorced and exploring new things… The post Hilary Duff Dog Fetish of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Hilary Duff Big Red Lips Whoring of the Day

A video posted by Hilary Duff (@hilaryduff) on May 7, 2015 at 2:18pm PDT Nothing like a video of Hilary Duff’s old made up face…with massive red lips…begging her fans to buy her bullshit..by setting up a funding round that involves pre-ordering the album and getting your name in the booklet of what I assume is a CD…even though no one used CDs anymore…. I mean, she’s rich as fuck and probably shouldn’t be doing tacky desperate tactics like this…but we can blame it on her being recently divorced and a single mother…with a baby worth billions of dollars on top of her fortune…meaning she could fucking put out this album for fucking free…self fund that shit like an actual artist who believes in her art…give it away for free because you actually want to give your fans something, but then again they are Hilary Duff fans, and probably deserve to be raped, because clearly they are retards… “Please put my name in your booklet Hilary Duff…because you appreciate me…and have absolutely nothing to do with any of this…but your team does and that’s practically you”… Go fuck yourself…that’s what I am trying to say here…go fuck yourself…and I’ll put your fucking name in the booklet… The post Hilary Duff Big Red Lips Whoring of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Hilary Duff Works It On The Street

So I’ve been swiping right on Tinder ever since I found out my second-favorite MILF Hilary Duff was using the app to try to find normal guys to date, but I still haven’t found her. Which means I guess it’s time to get back to doing this the old-fashioned way: proposing to her via Twitter and hoping she takes me up on it. Wish me luck! Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Is Hilary Duff’s New Song ‘Sparks’ Her Comeback Jam?

Hilary Duff’s “Sparks” is a dance track, so what was going on with that pop-folk stuff she put out last year?

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Vanessa Huppenkothen Bikini Pictures

According to my sources, this Vanessa Huppenkothen  hottie whose bikini body we’re all currently drooling over is rumored to be dating professional footballer/lucky bastard Cristiano Ronaldo now that he broke up with Irina Shayk . And I don’t know if it’s true or not, but I wouldn’t be surprised. I’m telling you, those damn soccer players have all the luck, and it needs to stop. I mean, when is our society going to stop obsessing over these stupid pro athletes and finally start recognizing the true heroes? I’m talking about us professional bikini bloggers, just to be clear. Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Hilary Duff’s Hair Is Now Green

Whoa. I guess I haven’t been paying enough attention to my second-favorite MILF Hilary Duff lately, because she went out and dyed her hair this crazy green. And I don’t know about you guys, but I’m not a huge fan. I mean, don’t get me wrong, Hilary would still be one of my favorite hotties even if she shaved her head. But if she really wanted to get my attention, she didn’t have to go to all this trouble, she could’ve just showed up in a bikini instead. Photos: WENN.com

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Hilary Duff’s Hair Is Now Green

Whoa. I guess I haven’t been paying enough attention to my second-favorite MILF Hilary Duff lately, because she went out and dyed her hair this crazy green. And I don’t know about you guys, but I’m not a huge fan. I mean, don’t get me wrong, Hilary would still be one of my favorite hotties even if she shaved her head. But if she really wanted to get my attention, she didn’t have to go to all this trouble, she could’ve just showed up in a bikini instead. Photos: WENN.com

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Hilary Duff Bikini Pic of the Day

Hilary Duff is a mom who has been working out aggressively the last few years. I pay attention to my Scientologists…and like to keep on top of what they are up to… Well, like other scientologists before her, she has recently ended things with her baby daddy billionaire hockey player, because I guess she’s incapable of maintaining relationships or holding a family together…. But she is very capable of posting bikini pics, celebrating her mom body at 30, because she can…and I guess that’s the only skill anyone really needs…. That’s all I have to say about that The post Hilary Duff Bikini Pic of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Is This A New Hilary Duff Song? Could It Be?!

Hilary Duff’s teasing new music on Instagram! DON’T PANIC. EVERYONE STOP PANICKING.

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