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Whitney Port Useless in Shorts of the Day

Here are some pictures are Whitney Port in slutty ripped shorts like some kind of teenage runaway looking for some food, or to suck some dick for her next fix….you know all skinny, unemployed, possibly dirty with what I can only imagine is a smelly twat, not that I have any evidence of that…but then I’m reminded she’s a rich kid who made money doin’ some TV shit and working the streets isn’t where she’s at yet….if anything it’s all gonna work out famously for her as her name will be enough of a hook to get a job, and in 5 years everyone will forget her….here are her shorts..

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Hilary Duff Rockin’ Her Pregnancy of the Day

I’m making a habit of documenting Hilary Duff’s uterus fatness, because I’m as shocked as the next guy about this whole pregnancy, not cuz girls who grow up before their time thanks to pervert executives and their de-virginizing fingers always like to start families of their own to exploit as they don’t know how to actually love, but think they do, cuz actors are good at lying….see she’s already rich and established in her career, she’s used to all the media attention and most importantly she’s married…I’m just shocked cuz I’m convinced her husband is a homojock who only does her up the ass….explaining all the muscles she developed post marrying him…making me think this may be someone else’s baby but I’ve been wrong about these things before…. When all is said and done it’s nice to know that you can’t knock her up if ever you had the chance to date rape her, since she’s already pregnant, even though she’s the kind of girl you’d want to knock up cuz she comes with the good life.

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Hilary Duff’s Mom Ass of the Day

Hilary Duff’s uterus is filled with stuff we call a baby and I like watching her ass in tight pants as the rest of her fills out…mainly because I’m a fucking pervert and I know what it takes to get pregnant in the first place…especially from a homojock who only fucks her up the ass from behind while she wears a hockey helmet after doing 4 sets of push ups…I’m talking cum farting shitty cum out of her ass into a shot glass and turkey basting herself until it sticks…so hot. I hope they saved the video for the baby book.

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VIDEO: Here’s One Second of Hunger Games Footage

Watch Winona Ryder, Chevy Chase and the Most Random Cast of 2011 in This Stay Cool Trailer

Here at Movieline, we’ve seen some pretty random casts take the screen. Take for instance, the WTF -ery of The Big Bang (James Van Der Beek, Antonio Banderas and Snoop Dogg) or the brain teaser talent pool on Dorothy of Oz (Lea Michele, Kelsey Grammer and Patrick Stewart). But what can possibly be said about a trailer featuring Winona Ryder, Hilary Duff, Chevy Chase, Jon Cryer, Josh Holloway and Sean Astin acting out a second-rate Grosse Point Blank plot? Take a look at the trailer for Stay Cool and then we’ll try to articulate our thoughts.

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Hilary Duff Shorts So Tight It’s Keepin’ The Baby In of the Day

I pretty much said it all in the title. Here’s some Hilary Duff pregnant, despite the fact that you’d assume her husband is a bit of a homo jock who lets his teammates bang her while he jerks off, because let’s face it, she got broad since marrying him…and now she’s broad in the uterus….but containing it all in a pair of her tight jean shorts so that her fetus doesn’t escape as she knows it may be a long time before she gets her man to cum inside her vagina, cuz he’s more into asshole…making this baby a fucking keeper…. I figure she should hold onto these shorts, cuz when the pregnancy is over, bitch is gonna need straps and tights to keep her vagina from dragging ont he ground…so get I expect to get used to this strategy to keep things in….

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Hilary Duff pokies

Hilary Duff is an absolutely beautiful actress and here she is posing for a photographer showing off her gorgeous eyes in this paparazzi picture Continue reading

Halle Berry Spectacular Tit Pics of the Day

Here are some pictures of Halle Berry trying to protect her baby from the paparazzi like the amazing mother she clearly is….I mean how can she not be a good mother with tits like that…shit can feed a fucking tribal village during a famine….even though that’s a little too black of a task for this Hollywood princess, you know since she’s just lucky she had a black dad who she is estranged from to give her a skin tone that allowed her to have some marketability in a time of affirmative action and politically correctness….everything about her persona is white….even the men she fucks….but these tits..are spectacular no matter what their race / color and cree is…I figure that’s why she’s wearing the peace sign…cuz her pussy is like the UN’s human rights peace keeping department celebrating one race….the human race…at least that’s what I like to think while masturbating to her. I’m worldly like that.

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Hilary Duff’s Amazing Pregnant Ass in Tight of the Day

What better way to celebrate being 3 months pregnant with a billionaire homojock hockey player who has made her broad shouldered and now broad uterus and soon to be broad vaginaed and not even cuz it was team initiation season and she was the prop…than to throw on a pair of tights and show the world your amazing ass that we can fantasize about raw dogging, cuz clearly she doesn’t use condoms, but more importantly that we don’t have to worry about knocking up, even though Hilary Duff is one of those girls who if given the opportunity, you dig through the depths of your testicles and find that one sperm that isn’t two-headed, confused or half dead, and you make the motherfucker stick…cuz she’s a keeper and you’ve always envied K-Fed….here’s her ass.

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Hilary Duff’s Booty One Last Time

Now that Hilary Duff is pregnant, I thought you guys would like to see her cute little booty in some spandex pants one last time before it gets all big and weird and pregnant. Look at that amazing little thing. I want a bite. Poor girl just got her body into tip top shape and now all that hard work is going to go to waste. She should do some bikini photoshoots or something so that we can all remember how hot she was. We’re going to miss you Hilary Duff’s booty. Good luck.