Ladies, if you want to purchase the cheesiest look of all time, I suggest picking up this Moschino outfit that Paris Hilton is wearing. And if you really want to dial up the fromage, get yourself a little $13000 rat dog to carry around. This just proves you can’t buy class with all the money in the world. » view all 11 photos Photos: Fameflynet
I’ve never been a fan of PDA, unless me and the Little Tuna are involved, but for some reason I can’t look away from these pictures of Paris Hilton making out with some dude at the beach. Besides the obvious, that Paris’ booty is by far her best “asset” these days, it’s kind of like rubbernecking at a car accident. I just hope that dude’s going to be OK, and that he’s got good health insurance to deal with whatever he probably just caught. So don’t be too jealous, and just be glad you get to enjoy these pictures from a safe distance instead. Photos: Fameflynet Continue reading →
According to my sources, these latest pictures of Paris Hilton looking surprisingly hot are from the set of some new music video she’s shooting. I don’t think I ever realized she was a “singer” before, but I’m guessing it’s kind of like how she’s an “actress,” i.e. if you have enough money, you can be whatever the hell you want. Anyway, all I know is, after these shots, I’m very much looking forward to seeing how this video turns out. On mute, of course, but still. » view all 18 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews
I guess I’d make a pretty crappy hipster, and not just because I wear my sweatpants un-ironically. See, I didn’t realize Coachella was still going on this weekend, but apparently it is, because here’s Paris Hilton doing her best attempt to stay relevant by showing up to the music fest in some kind of leather bikini. Anyway, I’d make fun, but you know what, it’s actually working for me. I’ve never been the biggest Paris fan, but this has always been her best look as far as I’m concerned. No, not the bikini. I meant half-naked and attention-seeking. It’s the perfect combination. Photos: PacificCoastNews
I know that I’ve liked to rag on Paris Hilton in the past for not having any talent, but I’m also willing to admit when I was wrong. And after seeing these pictures of her at something called the Leather & Laces party, I was definitely wrong. Because it takes an awful lot of talent to come down with a case of nippleitis through leather. So congratulations Paris, and to fully apologize, I’d like to offer to take you out motorboating. Just let me get my safety goggles first so I don’t lose an eye. » view all 24 photos Photos: WENN.com
I try not to do too many posts on Paris Hilton any more, since she’s pretty much irrelevant these days, but it’s kind of hard to ignore her when she’s dressed like this. What can I say? I’m powerless against dresses that show this much skin, and Paris’ body was never the issue for me. Anyway, here she is at some pre-Grammy party hosted by P Diddy, so go ahead and enjoy my lack of willpower. » view all 11 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews , WENN.com
I am going to assume that this is an old shoot of underwear model Adriana Lima…because she’s looking long, lean and toned…and her religious ass, has had a bunch of babies and usually looks more bloated than this…in a trying to maximize and live out her contract…but struggling to pull it off…all thanks to her love of God and Catholicism, that she believes god sent her those babies, even though the rest of us know it’s just natural science, and instead of aborting it thanks to modern science, she kept it, aging her and making her look more bloated than this 99 percent of the time….but today, for Harper’s Bazaar Spain…she looks good.
You can see Paris Hilton’s bush…or at least the top of it at some Grammy event..because it is the Grammys.. I have Two things to say about that… First, I am a huge fan of pubic hair and I am very happy it is back in style. I will never understand dudes who have been brainwashed to think GROSS…and girls who cater to that…I just think they are robots who buy the bullshit society feeds them…and thanks to their mindless robot mentality…a billion dollar industry has been created around getting rid of bush… That is not to say I won’t fuck a bald pussy, it is just to say the laser hair removal is attacking the bush…like it was Osama Bin Laden…and Bush wasn’t financing his army…that made no sense…but you get what I am saying and that is…that pussy needs to have the option to have a fashion accessory to give it personality…. Second, Paris Hilton didn’t grow out her bush to be like a fashion model…or awesome…she just did it to hide her herpes… But whatever the reason…it’s still bush…and I am a fan…even when on Paris Hilton when Bush, like your ex-President is being used for evil…hidden agendas… FOR EVERYTHING GRAMMY AWARDS RELATED – I’m Talking Red Carpet, Parties, Attention Whores and Famous WHores
Barron Hilton, Paris’s little brother was attacked in Miami over the weekend. TMZ reported Hilton filed a police report after the attack, claiming he was fir…