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Rachel Hilbert Does Hipster Nudity of the Day

Rachel Hilbert is some new recruit Vitoria’s Secret fashion model, I didn’t bother looking her up to see who her family is, or how rich they are, even though I assume that like the other recruits, she’s just another rich kid tyring to validate her existence through modeling, which isn’t a new thing, it’s been going on for years…decades even…rich kids just look better and have the resources to go to all the cool parties and eventually make a career out of it, thanks to their whore mothers being hot enough to land their rich dads…you know how it is… But maybe, she’s was found in a dumpster, bowling alley, mall or corn field of the midwest…it doesn’t matter what the back story is…what matters is that like all models she’s getting naked for photographers making art to get really noticed and I love this whole movement, there was a time we had to wait for Playboy to pay off these girls for the nudes, now it is free and it is everywhere and I love it… So here you go, VS Model tits…not doing VS but probably coordinated by VS, to get some buzz… The post Rachel Hilbert Does Hipster Nudity of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kaili Thorne Is the Thorne Sister Who Blocked Me of the Day

Kaili Thorne is the hipster Thorne Sister that their hippie parents whored out to the industry, but that didn’t stick as much as her redheaded sister, because redheads are weirdos So the whole hollywood thing didn’t work out for her, she cracked under pressure and didn’t have what it took, so instead went into hipster modelling, often times topless… You know, photoshoots for instagram that these idiots think is art…And in the process, blocked me from her social media, but luckily the internet sees all…I guess she doesn’t like me laughing at the one who didn’t make it – even if the one who didn’t make it…but I love the one who didn’t make it trying to get out of the one who did make it’s shadow by showing her tits… I guess this is my cry for help…just love me Kaili Thorne, even if her family doesn’t, and not in the way your parents love you – I don’t expect you to make me money or live out my dreams for me…all I just want you is to sit on my face….like real love… The post Kaili Thorne Is the Thorne Sister Who Blocked Me of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Chloe Sevigny for Opening Ceremony of the Day

Chloe Sevigny is making a comeback…but I prefer when she makes movies where she makes dudes like Vincent Gallo come in the back of her throat… HERE This is for clothing brand and store Opening Ceremony. It is not as Racy as her bare ass V Magazine shoot where she called out Jennifer Lawrence for the scam that she is…. It is not as interesting as her being the young girl getting AIDS in Kids…not that I’ve seen Kids in the last 20 years, but I remember it being like some kind of scavanger hunt for the H.Pos raver babe who had sex one time with some half retard looking dude with a speech disorder… But this campaign still happened…and I guess she’s still an it girl, OG Hipster girl, in the NYC Fashion scene girl, who is some authentic artist or some shit…despite being 40….and I guess sometimes…that’s enough…hard face girls find Pretty and all… The post Chloe Sevigny for Opening Ceremony of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Some Hipster Chick Tits of the Day

It’s Oscar Weekend, so what better way to celebrate the most regal and high profile event in the entertainment industry, especially for a website that covers a lot of hollywood gossip and celebrity bullshit, by posting in-trend pics of a naked hipster with farm animals in Australia…because who gives a fuck about Hollywood and the shitty movies they make – when the world’s got naked hipsters to distract us with…rather than awards for overpaid disgusting humans who produce overpriced smut without the penetration…right.. The post Some Hipster Chick Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Padma Lakshmi Dick Pic of the Day

Rumor has it that Padma Lakshmi is better at landing billionaire cock/sperm to fill the emptiness in her soul…than she is at cooking…even though she’s a Cookbook, celebrity food person…. The cooking is just a sideline scam to get into the hearts of billionaire cock/sperm to get it to fill the emptiness in her soul…with a baby that will provide her with a solid income and life of luxury she feels like she deserves…or that is half hers…. She fucked over one of her boyfriends by pretending her pregnancy was from him, when it was really some other billionaires…and all this is crazy because she belongs in the Kitchen of the local Bombay Palace all you can eat Indian buffet…working the Butter Chicken station…but being in a bikini, even at 40 and a mom, isn’t so bad either…especially when she’s showing off the cock that she even calls out…because if you don’t joke about your failed tranny tuck…people will think you’re a tranny…but if you do joke about it…people will just think it’s a bad angle…

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Bella is the Topless Hipster of the Day

I am pretty into the fact that this hipster thing is mainstream…you see if Bella was porn in 1976, other than being old and washed up, she would never have done topless pics because topless isn’t a big deal, but it was in 1990…and girls who did Playboy and things like that were seen as outrageous…even though it was just tits…you can blame the Christian run media….and thank the interent…for making what could have been a lame fuck…cool as fuck…but then again…Bella could be a lame fuck…and just present herself as cool…it’s the selfie generation…and for all we know she’s Cat-Fsihing us and is actually a 65 year old dude…right…

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Katy Perry’s Bikini Twerk of the Day

Katy Perry was on a boat, in a bikini, showing off her big tits that helped distract people from the dumpy cankles, while she was getting silly level of famous…and now she’s figured out her angle, to make herself look long, lean and even sexy, as much I hate saying that…. I’ve spent so many years hating on her music that pollutes my life, even though I’ve never actively listened to it, or even liked any of her songs, yet I know all the lyrics to her songs…thanks media for raping my brain…so it’s hard for me to accept her hipster turned superstar lottery win as something she deserves or worked hard for….but I will accept the tits…because you’d be crazy not to… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS – CLICK HERE

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Girl Gets Naked and Calls Herself a Slut and Other Videos of the Day

Cyber Cafe Throwdown The Man with 40 Year Old Dreads The man who buys a car with 19,000 dollars in Coins Thug Life Moment on an Old Game show The Goat Climbs the Pig for Food At Home with devil Worshippers A Man and his Hipster Animal Dance of the day

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Sara Sampaio for Jeremy Scott of the Day

Sara Sampaio is the skinny Portuguese model who Victoria’s Secret has recruited to be the next Adriana Lima…and I guess they’ve given her to Jeremy Scott for Adidas because I guess they are tyring to get her in with the hipster rappers who don’t seem to care that they are wearing flamboyant because they don’t seem to care about gay guys dressing them even though they hate gays, it’s part of hip hop…and I guess she’s not looking all that hot, but I figure any girl dressed let a ghetto hood rat video vixen, is good enough for me to stare at…for 4-5 seconds…which happens to be the amount of time I spent ont this post…I am hard hitting journalism like that… [gallery}

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Sahara Ray and Friends in Panties for The Cobra Snake of the Day

I have very few friends in life…and one of them happens to be The Cobrasnake. We’ve been homies since the 2006s and he’s gone onto travelling the world, hanging out and having sex with some amazing looking young models, making billions of dollars doing it, being the documentarian of the hipster movement…and I’ve never left my soiled, ripped, disgusting couch that smells like my wife took a shit on it, because either she did- or the person who had it before I found it in a dumpster died on it…making fun of the girls he’s friends with…and takes pictures of… You know calling them out for being fame whores, or groupie sluts and their try hard and trying to make it hustle…that seems forced and as Authentic as Urban Outfitters products marketed to them..…but I’ve matured as a hater and I don’t hate anymore. I’m so out of touch and appreciate all girls…especially Sahara Ray even if she ignores me, because she’s got great fucking tits…and sometimes great tits are enough…and sometimes seeing her jumping around with her friends in panties…reminds me of that love…so I can’t hate…

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