I’ve never heard of these Urban Outfitter models wearing their bikini line for this upcoming summer in these pics…and I’m not gonna bother looking them up…cuz firstly Urban Outfitters is some lame as fuck shit….it’s the hipster world gone mainstream….tricking all these mainstream idiots to dress hipster…and although that may be good for VANS shoe sales…it’s kinda boring to me…especially when their shoots are so fucking corporate and dull….and obvious…like a bad instagram album….just milking the trends….as hard as they can for 14 year old idiots who don’t know any better….but they do have girls in bikinis…so I’ll give em that…cuz really that’s all any campaign needs to be relevant…even if everything they do is 10 steps behind…..
You may think Miley Cyrus is annoying. You may also think she has zero talent, but there is no denying that in 2012 she stepped up her game and has become a serious hot piece. Some of you, myself included, thought she was nuts when she cut and dyed her hair blond, but after a few weeks it grew on me, and in my opinion made her even sexier. A few years back, I’d never have thought I’d be including her in my Hollywood Tuna’s Top Ten Babes Of The Year , but she surprised me and I keep looking forward to the next slutty outfit she makes an appearance in. Hollywood Tuna’s Top Ten Babes Of 2012 10- Micaela Schaefer 9- Hayden Panettiere 8- Ashley Tisdale 7- Rihanna 6- Selena Gomez 5- Sara Jean Underwood 4- Christina Hendricks 3- Miley Cyrus Miley Cyrus 2012 Recap Miley Cyrus Works It Good For VH1 Miley Cyrus Is The New Justin Bieber Miley Cyrus Needs To Get Proactiv Miley Cyrus’ Hotness Doesn’t Get My Vote Miley Cyrus Is A Punk Rocker Miley Cyrus Disappoints Miley Cyrus Does Two And a Half Men Miley Cyrus’ Midriff Tease Miley Cyrus Forgot To Wear A Bra Miley Cyrus’s Sweet Little Cleavage At The 2012 MTV Video Music Awards Miley Cyrus’ Rocks The Vote In Daisy Dukes Miley Cyrus Needs Hair Extensions ASAP Miley Cyrus See Through Goodness Miley Cyrus Gives Us A Peek At Her Brassiere WTF! Miley Cyrus Is Now Mikey Cyrus Miley Cyrus Drops A Little Boobage Miley Cyrus’ Super Toned Abs Miley Cyrus Nude In A Bathtub Miley Cyrus See Through Goodness I Can See Miley Cyrus’s Panties Breaking News! Miley Cyrus Forgot To Wear A Bra Miley Cyrus Enjoys Some Dolly Parton’ Playboy Issue Miley Cyrus Works Her Hooker Costume Miley Cyrus Is A Tight Little Package Miley Cyrus Is Hannah Montana Again Miley Cyrus Is Back In Her Spandex Miley Cyrus’ Body Just Keeps getting Better Miley Cyrus Barely Covers The Perky Breasts Miley Cyrus’ Hot Hipster Short Shorts Miley Cyrus In All Her Redneck Hotness Miley Cyrus In Little Panties Miley Cyrus’ Walk Of Shame? Miley Cyrus’ Rock Hard Bikini Pictures Miley Cyrus’ Actually Sexy In Mom Jeans Miley Cyrus’ Hot Polka Dot Legs Miley Cyrus Won The Billboard Awards Miley Cyrus Spits, Doesn’t Swallow More Miley Cyrus posts
When your hipster fashion company is called Nasty Gal, you gotta bring the fucking goods, even if you’ve lost total touch with where you started and are no longer a hipster, but a corporate girl living the life of luxury cuz the world has eaten up and decided sets the trends of tomorrow, even though it’s all shit I’ve seen before and I know nothing about fashion…. Daniela Braga is the model..and althoug I’d prefer more nipple and labia if it was my ideal fashion shoot…seeing a babe on a quad in lace panties…even granny panties…is fucking sexy… Good job bitches.
When I look at Jenna Dewan’s face I wonder if Channing Tatum realizes that every single girl in the free world want to have his baby…because I am gonna assume he doesn’t….cuz if he did…he wouldn’t have knocked this bitch up….something I assume is the reason he married her, you know to be a good, stand up guy, while people like me would say “fuck that noise” and peace out of the situation….because unlike him….I would know this cunt trapped me….I would realize I was a big star at the top of my game and that no way in hell would a Leno chin like this get spunked up with my seed…..but then again if I was a big star at the top of my game, I would have got a vastectomy, cuz babies are a downer on pretty much every aspect of life…true story… All this to say, her hormones are making her tits and ass grow….something she’ll probably never bounce out of….cuz that’s just how being a low level actor until landing a way more successful actor….works out…. Good old gold diggin – happens at all levels…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
Emma Roberts posted this picture of her in her panties to instagram…the she removed it…because I guess she didn’t realize there was a wet spot on her panties…or maybe it was a shit stain…or maybe she didn’t realize that her fan base is 9 year old girls who all started to copycat the shit….making exhibitonist sluts all because her dad was too busy doing drugs to hug her growing up…you know forgetting that she’s not the hipster icon she thinks she is…or wants to be…but luckily her staff and handlers did damage control after some pervert saved the pic…cuz I’ll look at everyone and anyone in panties…it’s kinda something I like doing…you know…being a pervert and all. Either way…yellow…safe choice…here’s the pic.
Damn! I don’t know a whole lot about this Nina Dobrev chick, but she’s really got my attention. Here she is at some CW party yesterday, that explains why I don’t know her, looking absolutely amazing in her tight ass dress. There’s nothing hotter than a banging body squeezed into a really tight dress. I bet she’s all smooth and slippery, I want to put on a flesh colored body suit and rub myself all over her. If she’s up for it of course.
I’m not a big fan of the hipster look, there’s something about a woman in hammer pants that I just don’t like, but Emma Roberts seems to be able to pull it off. Sure sometimes her mom short shorts are a little too high for my taste, but for the most part it works. Here she is showing off her hipster legs in some quality denims and it looks like she’s at least trying to give us a peek through her somewhat see through top. Well done. Send me some nude Instagram shots.
I’m not sure I’m supposed to be posting pictures of teenagers in their hipster mom short shorts, but that’s exactly what’s happening here. Someone needs to get this Kendall Jenner chick under control before she becomes another attention whoring Kardashian. I think it’s too late.
So Kate Upton seems to be lighting up the internet over the last twenty-four hours, it’s pretty damn impressive. First she had that awesome video of her dancing the Cat Daddy in a little bikini, then it was the sexy shots as a bikini clad bride and now these black and white Terry Richardson shots of her in nothing but a bra. Amazeballs! I even like the pic of her in the hipster nerd glasses. I want to marry this one. Call me.
I’m a little disappointed in these shots of Jessica Alba , she was doing so well with her amazing spandex booty the other day, so why would she go back to her boring mom costumes? Kind of a let down. Not that she looks rotten or anything, she’s Jessica Alba after all, but I was hoping to see a little more tightly wrapped booty shots. Although her booty does look kinda good in those purple pants of hers, like a juicy grape… A grape I’d like to have sex with. Call me.
