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Lara Bingle Hot bathing Suit Beach Party

Am I supposed to know who this Lara Bingle bird is? I’m pretty sure I may have had her on the site at some point in time, but I don’t remember anything about her. I probably made some lame joke about her bikini body making my pants tight or something along those cheesy lines. Anyhow, here she is showing some skin in her weird swimming pants. Do they make those things in men’s sizes? Preferably ones that make my package look far more substantial.

Paz de la Heurta Spreading Her Ass in some Photoshoot of the Day

Paz dela Huerta is awesome. She reminds me of some crackhead party girl hipster at all the hipster parties fucked up in the corner, pulling her tits out for everyone to see, because she’s all wild like that….you know taking on photoshoots that pay her 50 bucks or even nothing, because she likes the fantasy that maybe one day she’ll be a model, or because that 50 bucks will buy her a 40 bag of coke with 10 dollars for a cocktail…..anything for fucking attention….and I love it. I don’t know if Paz was always this willing to get naked to get ahead bitch, but she was on TV for a while, on a show where she got naked, and now that that is over, she’s getting in front of as many people willing to take nudes of her as possible, the kind of drive I look for in my crackheads….cuz it usually means easy blowjobs…. Here are the pics…. I approve of this message: LIKE US ON FACEBOOK EVEN IF YOU DON’T LIKE US

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Paz dela Huerta Wild and Titty For Terry Richardson of the Day

Paz De La Huerta is exactly the kind of girl I like hanging out with. She looks like a fucking wreck, you know high, drunk and insane at all time, making her ready and willing for adventure, always eager to pull out her tits and pussy for no reason at all, and she’s hot as hell. It’s the perfect combination I need for a good time, cuz I like girls who are exhibitionist sluts, even if I never know where their crazy is going to take them…. You know she’s the kind of girl you let sleep over and wake up with a knife to your throat when her bi-polar disorder kicks in…or who you find in the basement smearing feces on herself…or who hears voices in her head that make her paint your entire apartment black… She’s the kind of girl who you date and has no loyalty, cuz she lives in the moment, in her own world and has no clue what the fuck is going on, the kind of girl you can marry and never know who she is out fucking when she doesn’t come home at night…. She’s one of those keep you on your toes, damaged, hipster bitches I’d love to eat out, despite all the cock her hipster bush has scene…. I’m just into this kind of thing, even though I know nothing good comes from this kind of thing…cuz normal bitches are fucking boring….

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At Long Last, Here’s Jake Gyllenhaal As A Hipster-Hunting Serial Killer

Jake Gyllenhaal has played along the edge of creepy ( Donnie Darko ) before, but he hasn’t gone full psycho — until now. After the jump, watch Jakey-poo put that dead-eyed visage to great use as a troubled, tightly coiled young man who kills his hipster pals and strangers alike until he finds just the right… dance club. Eh, it’s a music video for a band called The Shoes. I’ll allow it. The video, directed by Daniel Wolfe for the Shoes single “Time to Dance,” reminds me a lot of this year’s Sundance thriller Simon Killer ; both follow charismatic sociopaths as they stalk their prey, using stylistic flashes and tricks to evoke their character’s mental state. Warning: Some startling violence within. What do you think — who’s ready to see Gyllenhaal tackle characters like this in the movies? (*Raises hand*)

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Vanessa Hudgens Bikini Pictures

It’s about time Vanessa Hudgens got out of her hipster clothing and put on a bikini. She should go to the beach more often because hiding such a sweet plump booty in my books is criminal. Let’s lock her up. My mom’s basement is very secure.

Kyra Sedgwick’s Well Aged Bikini Pictures

Not only is my boss making me work on this international holiday, I need Michael Moore to teach me how to form a blogger’s union, but to top it all off I’ve got to write about some old ass chick in her bikini? What the hell? Here’s Kevin Bacon’s wife Kyra Sedgwick showing off her mom breasts in some decent bikini pictures. For a woman her age, whatever age that is, she’s still looking pretty good. Well done.

Miley Cyrus’ Hot Hipster Breasts

It looks like Miley Cyrus has finally jumped on the whole hipster bandwagon, not full on hipster, but close enough. I knew it was only a matter of time. Normally I wouldn’t want anything to do with the hipster look, but I like the way that Beatles t-shirt fits so nice an snugly around those perky breasts of hers. Lose the mom jeans and the weirdo friends and this would be pretty hot.

Candice Swanepoel Awesome Bikini Booty

It’s starting to get pretty damn cold in my area, stupid winter, but that’s not going to stop me from posting pictures of a supermodel half naked on the beach. Here’s Candice Swanepoel showing off her supermodel goodness in a bunch of different bikinis and lingerie. She’s the best. I would give pretty much anything to be on that beach with this beauty right about now. The heat lamp in the bathroom just isn’t cutting it.

Jessica Alba And Her Glorious Booty Pose!

Ever since Jessica Alba went off and got herself a husband and a baby and all that crap, we hardly ever see her in any really sexy outfits or situations anymore. It’s really kind of annoying how marriage can ruin a woman, but that’s about to change with these shots. Sure she’s not all tarted up in a tight dress or anything, she’s just wearing a pair of jeans and a sweater, but that doesn’t stop her from giving us a great look at her amazing little booty. Good job. Obviously it’s nowhere near as hot as her classic bikini ass pose , but I’ll take it.

Amber Heard Hot Bitch in a Hot Car of the Day

Sure these pictutres of Amber Heard aren’t some dominatrix inspired shit in a fashion mag, or some bikini scenes from Rum Diaries, where she looked amazing the entire time…and maybe seeing a bitch in a not so revealing outfits not something you can jerk off to…but for some of you who like cars, and the bitches who drive them, I figured these would be pornographic enough for you….. I mean talk about spending her celebrity money wisely, I’m tired of seeing famous bitches with millions in the bank driving 15,000 dollar environment friendly shit boxes…. I like seeing some power under the foot of some slut I want to fuck despite her claims of being lesbian….or did she say bi….who knows, we’ll have to ask her publicist since that’s what I think that was all about…getting noticed and it worked…. Look at her now…

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