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Deadline Panic at AOL Over Hipster Contributors [Internal Memos]

AOL hired an army of underemployed music lovers to interview bands at South by Southwest. But the citizen journalists, paid $50 per story, are missing their deadlines, so AOL sent a panicked mass email (below). AOL’s Seed division is trying to interview every single one of the 2,000 bands performing at SXSW via its computer-dispatched army of freelancers. At a company where stories are routinely assigned based on internet statistics, that’s a refreshingly human assignment — “Almost Famous 2.0” is how Brian Ries summed things up in his Daily Beast article on Seed’s coverage of the South by Southwest Music Festival in Austin . But humans have a way of gumming up the machine, and Seed editors have issued an “Urgent call for assignments,” shown below. “Urgent” indeed: AOL forgot to Bcc its contributors, exposing their emails, and also told people they could skip the pictures and bios. So much for humanizing the borg. [ Photo via Getty Images ]

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Lindsay Lohan Does Purple Magazine of the Day

Lindsay Lohan did a photoshoot for a magazine called Purple, which was only fitting because from what I’ve been told, her vagina is also purple cuz that’s what happens when you cut off the oxygen supply and die….I guess is trying to make it in the hipster art fag fashion world, so she’s been doing this sexual photoshoots for various hipster art fag fashion magazines and I’m all for it, because getting girls as slutty as possible with any spin you put on it is good enough for me, especially when it involves Lohan showing off her tits, something I’ve been missing in my useless internet for some time now….sure, it would have been more interesting to see these pictures back when Terry Richardson was interesting and trying to get noticed by taking pretty shocking erotic pics, back before American Apparel stole his point-and-shoot snapshot approach that he stole from so many people before him, because now he may be making the big money, but he just comes across as a tamer version of an American Apparel ad, but when it comes to Lohan with her panties halfway down her ass, I’ll take whatever I can get, even if shit was taken by a one-armed tap dancing austic midget with diabetes and a rash, if you know what I mean and I hope you do, cuz I have no idea what I am talking about….maybe I’m just trying too hard to be shocking and cool to break free from my dad but I like leave that up to Terry Richardson….

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This Dog Looks Kinda Like J.J. Abrams

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Rolling Stone Loses Website URL

RollingStone.com used to be the official website for the magazine, Rolling Stone. Today, their site turned into this generic domain placeholder. ( Via Hipster Runoff .) The Best Links: RollingStone.com “Goes Under,” Replaced By Websquatting Home Page Did Rolling Stone Forget to Renew its Domain Name? [PIC] Whoops! Rolling Stone Is Not on the Internet Anymore RollingStone.com View

Kesha Is Still An Annoying Hipster Doofus Wannabe

So I think I found someone even more annoying than Katy Perry . Here’s Kesha outside her trailer acting like another hipster doofus wannabe

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Kesha Is Still An Annoying Hipster Doofus Wannabe

Lady Gaga When She Was Just a Normal Fame Whore of the Day

I’ve been saying that Lady Gaga was a fucking scam from day one. I always knew she was just a girl working as an intern at a record company who wanted to be famous….so she did shitty MTV shows.

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Ashley Olsen’s Hipster Jog of the Day

I hate hipsters. I thought that shit would have died by now but for some reason it’s just become mainstream even though the idiot hipsters still think they are part of an exclusive group despite being part of the idiot masses.

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Hipster of the Decade: The Final Round

We are shaking things up—”hipster” style! Our Hipster of the Decade poll has been subject to various schemes and machinations . Now, we’re starting a brand new Hipster of the Decade poll with our five finalists . Vote now or die! For full descriptions see here.

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Who Is the Hipster of the Decade?

Yea, we know the word “hipster” is played out. That’s exactly why we need to pick a Hipster Champ of the past decade

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Hipster Grifter Talks About Internet Fame….But Mostly Jail

Link: http://www.thedailybeast.com/blogs-an… The post-internet-famous Kari Ferrell (aka The Hipster Grifter ) chatted with The Daily Beast from jail in Utah and showed her “reflective side” with choice phrases like “gumming a dude's meat” and “R Kelly'ing small boys.” The internet's not the same without ya K-dawg.

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