The last post I wrote about Liz Hurley said: I guess Liz Hurley is feeling the need to show off her bathing suit, possibly to promote her bathing suit line, or maybe to say “hey, look at me, over here, I’m old but you’d still fuck me, even though you used to gag looking at over 50 porn mags when you were 17, thinking that you’d never fuck a 50 year old, yet fast forward 30 years and all of a sudden, things have started to change…and you’d totally bang anything”… The interesting thing about Liz Hurley is something that we forget, because she’s been in the media longer than we’ve been alive, is that she was an opportunist gold digging whore, who dated Hugh Grant in 1987 when his career was picking up and her career was shit. They stayed together for 13 years…which allowed him to get busted with trannies due to being a homo…and for her to remain his beard because it got her auditions and the good life….she always wanted…two years after they broke up – she got knocked up by another notorious womanizer, whore fucker, creeper named Steve Bing, who invests in movies, she got pregnant, kept it, he denied it…and a paternity test later…confirmed it…then she married a dude named ARUN NAYAR who sounds pretty poor…because bitch likes money… I stand by that..I don’t need to re-write shit…bitch is old in a bikini and owns a bikini company…she started out no different than instagram models it was just 40 years ago – before instagram existed…because for every hot chick who starts from nothing…is a rich man who opens the door for her after she uses him…PROVE ME WRONG…. The post Old Lady Liz Hurley Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
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Old Lady Liz Hurley Bikini of the Day
