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Kirsten Dunst’s Hard Nipples of the Day

I know that Kristen Dunst is on some kind of comeback tour after pretty much disappearing for a decade, but I think this is her best work in recent years and it required as much talent as acting, all she had to do was show up and let her tits do the work. There was a time when hard nipples was enough for me to jerk off to, I am not even joking, and I was not even an overly horny dude, I was still a fucking pervert, but a fresh faced pervert, not desensitized pervert digging for complicated things to get off…and I guess that is a tribute to those glory days..which were around the time Kirsten Dunst hit the scene as a skinny body with big tits….before turning into a granny hipster dress wearing 40 year old with big tits…. I just googled her, she’s not even 35 yet…how the fuck does that make sense…but I guess any girl tainted by Jake Gyllenhaal, enemy of the site cuz he’s a pussy, is not worth paying attention to…except when it involves her big, full, round tits with hard nipples! The post Kirsten Dunst’s Hard Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Amy Adams for GQ UK of the Day

Amy Adams is in the April Issue of GQ UK….and I don’t find her hot… I don’t even know what I’ve seen her in. I don’t even feel like further investigating this post…. I guess we can just try to visualize her orange pubic hair, something that used to make me gag when I thought about it, mainly because of the contrast of orange against pink against white white skin….but something in my later years has become fascinating because in all the gross I’ve fucked…none have had orange bush…and I feel like I’m missing out on a terrible fucking experience…that is probably Karma from pointing and laughing at girls in high school calling them Fire Crotch, probably decade before Paris Hilton and her rich friends did it to LOHAN…because I guess they read the site..back when the site mattered…. The post Amy Adams for GQ UK of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Emma Roberts Bra of the Day

Emma Roberts is lovely…in her see through shirt showing off some fashion bra that is I guess more of shirt…because that’s the way she’s wearing it…and I am into it but only because I am into Emma Roberts…She’s got this hipster, fashion vibe to her…and she’s had a lot of fucking success…thanks to her natural born talent and by natural born talent I mean her aunt…who pretty much knows everybody… The only thing that really upsets me about EMMA ROBERTS is that she comes from this broken dude Eric Roberts, you know an addict so self involved he self destructed after winning his Oscar….and I thought some of that unstable, broken home shit would trickle down to this one, where instead of being Hollywood, she’s be more sex tape…. But I guess bra is all she’s giving us today… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Emma Roberts Bra of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Emma Roberts Bra of the Day

Emma Roberts is lovely…in her see through shirt showing off some fashion bra that is I guess more of shirt…because that’s the way she’s wearing it…and I am into it but only because I am into Emma Roberts…She’s got this hipster, fashion vibe to her…and she’s had a lot of fucking success…thanks to her natural born talent and by natural born talent I mean her aunt…who pretty much knows everybody… The only thing that really upsets me about EMMA ROBERTS is that she comes from this broken dude Eric Roberts, you know an addict so self involved he self destructed after winning his Oscar….and I thought some of that unstable, broken home shit would trickle down to this one, where instead of being Hollywood, she’s be more sex tape…. But I guess bra is all she’s giving us today… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Emma Roberts Bra of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bella Thorne Tits in a Bikini of the Day

Some dude who attacked me on Twitter, claiming to never read the site because I am apparently the whiniest bitch of the internet since I write my content for girls and not for bros, which means I say things like “Holy shit, this girl is a narcissistic cunt, every fucking day is an excuse to post a slutty pic that can be positioned as not being slutty, so that her dude fans who think she’s hot can get a little fucking cock tease, like she was a non-nude model from early internet…never showing nipple but charging 30 dollars a month to motherfuckers who though maybe one day she would”…. Or what really upset him was that I call her a 40 year old pretending to be a recently turned 18 year old, because I know 18 year olds and they don’t have bodies like this, and I know 18 year olds who do have bodies and they never have to go to the fucking gym, and with modern botox you can pull off 18 at 40 with enough lying and no real reference point for us to catch that lie, so like I said yesterday, it’d be a great movie by the girl from Pitch Perfect starring Amy Schumer and Jennifer Aniston or Cameron Diaz because that’s what makes hit movies… Elevator Pitch, Stage Mom with Hipster Kids who Don’t Want to be Mainstream successes, Decides to go to an Audition she set up at Disney for her kids, pretending to be her kid, only she gets the part and is now forced with building her celebrity as an 18 year old and not get caught…bitch needs to STAGE PARENT HER GODDAMN SELF. Brilliant. Get me two fucking RAZZIES.. TO SEE THE PAPARAZZI PICS OF THIS MOM IN A BIKINI CLICK HERE The post Bella Thorne Tits in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kendall Jenner Can Do It thanks to Kim K’s Tits of the Day

Kendall Jenner was dressed like the lesbian in the wartime “We Can Do It” campaign – featuring Geraldine Doyle – who only worked in a factory for a few weeks…because she could do it, but was more into quitting doing it to marry a dentist and have 6 kids…. The “We Can Do It” poster was designed to encourage laborers to not strike, but in the roaring 80s…it was brought back as a Feminist image for equal rights for women in the workplace…. In 2015…they have taken that imagery of “woman power”, even if it wasn’t intended as a Women’s Power campaign in the 40s when it happened, and pretty much shit on the memory and purpose of the 75 year old image, by having some vapid rich kid who has never worked a day in her life because her sister got fucked by a black dude on camera and her rich family was able to leverage that into a trainwreck with great ratings…who has only taught the young women of tomorrow that being a vapid cunt is fun, especially when you go to the cool parties and drive a Range Rover or G Wagon or Rolls Royce….and that all you have to do is pander to men using your sexuality or even fuck them on camera and the good life filled with NOT ACTUALLY working can be yours….people will just pay you to live because “we can do it”…. The plight of the feminsits of the 60s had this vision in mind when they fought their fight….they said – fuck equal pay, let’s make sluts famous for acting slutty and having no soul, no substance or values… The whore thing is offensive..SCAB,. Instead of doing a separate post on the source of all this evil, or at least the first of the daughters to take the hooker mother’s lead and tyrant rich bitch values, to create a clan of “real life soap opera basic america love”…shit…Kim Kardashian in a bra – with a hard nipple because she wants to be remembered… The post Kendall Jenner Can Do It thanks to Kim K’s Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ashley Benson Big Tits in a Bra of the Day

I don’t know what’s going on with Ashley Benson’s face, but yes, you’re a dude and you’re thinking “who’s looking at her face”…because you’re basic… You see, because her claim is being 10-15 pounds overweight, so not that offensively fat, like a Kate Upton who’s tits you have to question when set against her massive back, in a “are these tits worth all that comes with it, maybe I’d prefer a smaller tit on a smaller body”…. Where as Benson is more the “she’s young, on a hit show, has a big following, and looks like most 20 year olds I meet in a Bar”…. But that face, there’s something weird about it, like it is elongated, or she has fillers, or is growing still…and not quite the cute face it was in Springbreakers…and I wonder how that happens…growing up, hormones, who knows…but it’s weird….but at least she still has tits to stuff into a push-up bra…and that’s all that matters. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Ashley Benson Big Tits in a Bra of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Tallulah Willis Cameltoe in Fitness Gear of the Day

Tallulah Willis is the hipster or was the hipster Willis sister, but I guess that’s a given for an early 20s trust fund kid trying to find herself in a world where being a photographer / artist at the fashion events makes them feel like they have more substance than just the sperm and ovary that made them… I guess she’s more into health goth now, it’s a trend the hipsters have slowly morphed into as they near 30 and quit coke. I guess what I am trying to say is – at least she’s not Rumer, her potato headed sister.. The post Tallulah Willis Cameltoe in Fitness Gear of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Tallulah Willis Cameltoe in Fitness Gear of the Day

Tallulah Willis is the hipster or was the hipster Willis sister, but I guess that’s a given for an early 20s trust fund kid trying to find herself in a world where being a photographer / artist at the fashion events makes them feel like they have more substance than just the sperm and ovary that made them… I guess she’s more into health goth now, it’s a trend the hipsters have slowly morphed into as they near 30 and quit coke. I guess what I am trying to say is – at least she’s not Rumer, her potato headed sister.. The post Tallulah Willis Cameltoe in Fitness Gear of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Willa Holland and her Basketballs of the Day

Steven Spielberg’s goddaughter is Willa Holland…who is coming into her own being some nude model and photographer artist on her social media…because when you’re born into this industry…where you’re connected enough to have Steven Spielberg as a godfather…the whole acting thing is easy, jobs just come to you…not that she’s that famous, but she was on the OC and she is in Arrow, which is more famous than 1000s of more talented, hotter actors than her….but putting out the hipster nudes, being funny holding basketballs, makes for a good enough time for me…not as good enough of a time as running into the ocean…but she did that too..so we’re good here.. A video posted by Willa Holland (@willaaaahh) on Jan 3, 2016 at 12:02pm PST The post Willa Holland and her Basketballs of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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