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Bella Thorne Walking on the Mean Streets of the Day

Posted on December 18, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’ve written a lot of pretty funny, amazing, genius things about this Bella Thorne girl, but luckily no one reads this site, so I can say it again, and also, can one Bella Thorne, at what I assume will be a 50 plus compound in Florida in the next 8 years, when she fades away when the world finds out she’s in her 40s, pretending to be 18 and it is working because people are such morons these days, they believe everything they are told because they want to believe… She’s a Florida trash hippie child, exploited by her parents, unless she’s the mom who was doing the exploiting trying to prove a point to her hipster daughters, that are now her hipster sisters, who tried to make it and didn’t quite make it are actually her kids…you can never know with white trash… Well, she looks good for 40, and the papaprazzi and perverts everywhere who I guess watched her shitty Disney Show are all about her..so let’s celebrate her success…in her tight skirt.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Bella Thorne Walking on the Mean Streets of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Naked Models for i-D Magazine Winter of the Day

Posted on December 11, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

i-D magazine is some hipster, that isn’t really hipster, because real hipsters don’t identify with hipster marketed shit, but rather are too hip being hip to notice….while the people who dress like hipsters, who are eager for what’s cool, what’s next, what’s trending…with their shapeshifting style depending on what cool, is actually the market for this VICE magazine owned fashion, and I use that word loosely, because fashion in and of itself is a fucking lie…no different than the mall brand products…they are trying to shun with their “design”…and marketing.. Doesn’t matter… What matters is that this hipster fashion movement for the try hard posers…feature nudity, because it is the now…and they use weird looking models like Lexi Boling, Cayley King, Stella Lucia & Erin Mommsen…in some low grade concept, flat chested titty shoot… Good enough for me. The post Naked Models for i-D Magazine Winter of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jennifer Lawrence, The Most Powerful Woman in Hollywood of the Day

Posted on November 19, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Jennifer Lawrence, highest paid, award winning actress..reminds me more of the three stooges… Here’s her video…the highlight is Donald Sutherland, not because he cuts off Jennifer Lawrence, or because he looks annoyed by her shitty jokes, it’s like dude has to interact with this bitch and can’t stand her, or because he’s sitting behind Jennifer Lawrence, a position most men want to be in on before the sodomy….but because he lives in Montreal and fucks a French Canadian Such a Silly bitch…doing some kind of weirdo comedy act…while making fucking millions…I think we can all agree…she’s ant her best when naked…her body is actually pretty fucking rockin’… To see her at an event…..promoting shit…. CLICK HERE The post Jennifer Lawrence, The Most Powerful Woman in Hollywood of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ashley Benson Nipples for Flaunt of the Day

Posted on November 19, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Lookin’ Good….Nipples… Here’s chubby Ashley Benson – not looking so chubby….but instead looking her best…showing off her tits….cuz this girl’s got some tits…and she’s got them tits in a sheer top for Flaunt Magazine, which I guess is still around or on the comeback tour….. Ashley Benson is the chubby and really famous on the internet, which I guess famous in life girl, because internet is life….all thanks to being on a really successful TV show… a really fucking successful TV show…that little kids actually watch even though it’s not vine…and I guess she’s avoiding being typecast, because she’s taking the hipster hustle and showing her tits…a lot…and I say at least she’s showing her tits…because tits come with being chubby…and tits make chubby ok…because coming comes to tits if you’re into tits…and who isn’t…they’re tits.. I’m a fan…of tits, and by default…of Ashley Benson…because she’s got tits…that you’ve seen before.. I wonder how many times I can say tits in a post…will this make me the top result on google for tits…I’m going with no….but I’ll be staring at Benson tits…in the meantime for the next 3 seconds…that’s all the attention span we’ve got…. The post Ashley Benson Nipples for Flaunt of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Throwback Miley Cyrus Butt Pic of the Day

Posted on November 10, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Miley Cyrus is fun….whether it’s her nude pic from Yesterday…that everyone is not really as excited as they would have been if this was 10 years ago and she was any of the popstar sluts who used to have integrity in their public image, even if it was bullshit, they would stick to the plan and not fuck up…unless they really had to…because they were protesting the cage they lived in…like Britney…it’s still a nude pic of a pop star…fun.. But I’m more into her pics of her shoving her ass in her lesbian lover, Victoria’s Secret model….who they were trying to get press for face…. Or when smoking weed…because…it makes her so real..not authentic…but real…because it’s all just as bullshit as when these girls used to cater to the very very safe for work brands…and Jesus lovers…it’s just what the twisted, porn watching kids are into… The post Throwback Miley Cyrus Butt Pic of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Scout Willis and Tallulah Willis Hipster Bush Together of the Day

Posted on November 10, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Scout Willis and Tallulah Willis are the more “hipster” trust fund kids created in the womb that you didn’t know Demi Moore had, due to all the plastic surgery and how weird and alien the hot bodied, potato headed older one, Rumer..was before she followed her mother’s plastic surgery lead… So in being the trust fund, pretend to be an artist…but not quite an artist…who surrounds herself with what I guess she assumes are artists…even though art is dead, it doesn’t exist and everything trying to be obscure and different, is just clickbait with the intention of getting likes, views, and going viral – because people like likes…especailly when they already have money So why not pose bottomless, like a hipster model, with your sister, in what looks like a hipster instagram shoot, some instagram magazine will pick up and give fake credibility to… It’s really just attention seeking, but my kind of attention seeking and I just wonder if their real stepfather Ashton Kutcher is jerking off to this..even though he’s gay.. I call this shoot, Die Hard with Thanks It’s Not Rumer Willis Striptease of the Day… The post Scout Willis and Tallulah Willis Hipster Bush Together of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lily Rose Depp is Johnny Depp’s Tween Party Hipster Model Daughter of the Day

Posted on October 22, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Lily Rose Depp has a great face. She’s 16, she’s thrown herself into the fashion industry by working with the French brand Chanel, because I guess it’s cool for 16 year olds to support their social media with actual “jobs” in the “industry”…and it was probably really difficult for her to get involved in that scene with Vanessa Paradis being a huge French actress…..being her mom and Johnny Depp being her dad…and thus everyone wanting a piece of her… But the good news is that despite being 16, she’s got great features, surprising that two A-List parents would produce a hot little thing…who is living the hipster socialite on social media dream… She’s probably “home schooled” where…Johnny Depp…Hollywood’s bad boy, rich as fuck…Edward Scissor hands…is probably a great place to get an education on how to fuck models who were probably her age when he fucked them. while high on coke…but more importantly..how to work the system for your favor…because for French people and for actors like Johnny Depp, 16 is old enough to be thrown out into the this nonsense to have fun….so she’s having fun… Along with these fake, well paying, fashion jobs, she’s also been booking movies, when not being surrounded by all the other “it girls’ of the internet who want the selfie with her because she’s Johnny Depp’s daughter…and so cute… So unless her plane crashes or she dies of a drug overdose or a crazed Johnny Depp fan, I have a feeling she’ll be around for a while…the next Jennifer Lawrence…we can hope because Jennifer Lawrence is the worst and this one….is pretty fucking lovely. The post Lily Rose Depp is Johnny Depp’s Tween Party Hipster Model Daughter of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Krysia Ksiezyk by Mark Ganzon is the Hipster Bush of the Day

Posted on October 21, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Her name is Krysia Ksiezyk…you’ve never heard of her because she barely exists and the only reason I am posting her is because she’s naked…and not because she’s dating celebrities or doing anything all that interesting beyond getting naked…because I recognize talent, or at least nudity when I see it, because I’m an old fuck and don’t need throat fucking abuse porn to get off…but rather just a nice bush…whether based out of Dubai like this Krysia Ksiezyk or not…whether it is recently trimmed or not…whether it is even that hot or not…because my fetish…is bush… So I’m posting this to encourage men everywhere to stop pressuring girls to shave their pussies bald, to ecourage men everywhere to realize that bush is stylish, erotic, a new dimension in your sex, and something fun to aim for when you cum…not that you have sex, but I figure you’re the kind of dude who prints out pics to cum on – because you’re that level of weird… Either way, Bush comeback…makes my come comeback…becuase finally there’s some eroticism starting to happen, after the 90s and 2000s cheesy Kardashian shit we’re still surrounded by – but that is dying…So good. VIA CLICK HERE The post Krysia Ksiezyk by Mark Ganzon is the Hipster Bush of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Gigi Hadid is a Self Involved Cunt Showing Gunt for Elle Canada of the Day

Posted on October 6, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The title of this post…is all I really have to saw about this porky model who makes up the new generation of models we call “my dad is really rich and we paid for this career”….coupled with “we’re at all the cool parties, so we have huge social media presence, thanks to the team my rich dad hired to run my PR and my ex boyfriend being a teen popstar I used to get followers”….and “brands really see me as a marketing tool to get their social media followers and they let me pretend to be a model to trick me into posting their shit”…because anyone with a brain knows…this isn’t a fucking model…this is a rich girl…with an ego…who doesn’t want to go to school because she’s vapid and from LA and has a trust fund…so instead she’s become her own personal brand…and apparently hashtag…fuck this whore like you were a Jonas brother after throwing in the purity ring lie…and figuring that shoving your dick in a 19 year old…is like being a virgin…semantics.. The post Gigi Hadid is a Self Involved Cunt Showing Gunt for Elle Canada of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jojo Demonstrates her Black Boyfriend who Ruined her of the Day

Posted on October 6, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Jojo was one of the original, at least in this internet generation of celebrity bullshit blogs like this…you know..the way I spend my day..everyday…type sites…underage, jailbait, pop star who wasn’t that hot, but who Americans wanted to fuck, because Americans fucking LOVE underage girls…until they turn 18, get a black boyfriend, and pretty much dont do anything because they were tied up, pre-occupied with the big black D….in what she’s demonstrating how she used to do it…now that she’s worked her way back into pop culture…since that going black part of her….vagina…decided to try to make more easy money doing shitty songs and dances again… The post Jojo Demonstrates her Black Boyfriend who Ruined her of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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