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Ellie Goulding Nipples of the Day

Posted on October 6, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Ellie Goulding is some UK “hipster” bitch and by hipster bitch…I mean a girl who played hipster bitch knowing hipster was trendy and would pay the fuck out….and now…like all hipster bitches she’s showing her nipples in a magazine…because it’s the trendy hipster thing to do…especially when you’re trying to maintain your hipster hustle since shit fucking pays…. I don’t think I’ve ever heard any of her songs, but I probably have, I just don’t listen to music, because I’m one of those lunatics who thinks the record industry is dumbing us down, programming us, and just shoving subliminal messages into our minds to make us consume garbage…I mean why else would all these fucking idiots exist…I mean besides because of their tits…like these Ellie Goulding tits…that all of a sudden make her…matter.. The post Ellie Goulding Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ellie Goulding Nipples of the Day

Posted on October 6, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Ellie Goulding is some UK “hipster” bitch and by hipster bitch…I mean a girl who played hipster bitch knowing hipster was trendy and would pay the fuck out….and now…like all hipster bitches she’s showing her nipples in a magazine…because it’s the trendy hipster thing to do…especially when you’re trying to maintain your hipster hustle since shit fucking pays…. I don’t think I’ve ever heard any of her songs, but I probably have, I just don’t listen to music, because I’m one of those lunatics who thinks the record industry is dumbing us down, programming us, and just shoving subliminal messages into our minds to make us consume garbage…I mean why else would all these fucking idiots exist…I mean besides because of their tits…like these Ellie Goulding tits…that all of a sudden make her…matter.. The post Ellie Goulding Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Gigi Hadid in a Bikini for Fashion of the Day

Posted on September 15, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Gigi Hadid wore a bikini at some fashion show, and really wasn’t all that hot, at least not nearly as hot as she’s marketed to be, because I guess when doing a fashion show, the paparazzi aren’t really able to photoshop you or light you properly, even when your covered in make-up to make you look you’re best, you still look pretty silly faced and average, but good thing her dad has all kinds of money, money he can spend tricking the retard world into thinking she’s something she’s definitely not…some iconic, fashion babe….when really she’s just a rich kid, in a bikini, with her regular rich kid body…that looks like all 20 year olds I know… Nothing special….but still celebrated…because money can buy you everything, even fans and jobs… I guess that’s a way better gift because it feeds everyone in the Family’s ego…when the Horse he bought her at her 12 birthday just fed it’s fucking self… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Gigi Hadid in a Bikini for Fashion of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bella Thorne in a Bikini for Flaunt of the Day

Posted on September 15, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Bella Thorne turns 18 in a few weeks…and I guess her hippie family, the kind who would name their kids Bella, who only had commercial sex with this one, despite trying with all of then, is probably scrambling to maximize the next 2 -3 weeks… They know that this is a critical time in every 17 year old’s life and career, but they also know that the hipster Thorne sister went off and did hipster nude shoots, and that really amounted to zero, so maybe the slutty route, or the scandalous route would be bad for the career they have planned for her, and being safe and subtle in their underage marketing is the way to go.. IT’s like get her in a bikini, but don’t have her publicly tonguing black in their 30s like her friend Kylie… Because so many times before all that buzz in the final weeks of 17 converted huge numbers, only to end the day after their birthday…just ask Taylor Momsen ,Jojo and even Lohan….there’s this period of obsessive America loving what they can’t have, and not caring when they can have it, even though it’s pretty obvious this one wouldn’t go for you if she was legal..and that your relationship with her is just fantasy and thus weird…you’re weird…seriously making me uncomfortable…but that could just be my wife’s underwear I’m wearing due to laundry…just call me Caitlin..and here’s Bella, looking tall, thin and lovely in Flaunt… Here’s a bonus – LEG shot…. The post Bella Thorne in a Bikini for Flaunt of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Miley Cyrus Eats With her Inbred Mouth Open of the Day

Posted on September 15, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Miley is not really inbred, she’s just cut from the white trash cloth, of Achy Breaky Billy Ray, who was probably inbred, as his name would statistically suggest, I mean I think less than 5% of people naked Billy Ray are not inbred….while her mom was just some stripper or cocktail waitress who through a series of smart decisions, like not aborting that one hit wonder’s kid right before he was super famous, has created a financially secure, life of luxury.. That said, Miley, who isn’t really hot, but she’s fit and likes showing her tits, is probably not authentic in her hipster tumblr bullshit, but who still seems to have more of a point to her existence than her counterparts, who play it safe for marketability, while this one posts pics of her in bath smoking weed…. Solid… There was a time this would have been considered “scandal”…now it’s just “Why isn’t her pussy spread”….and I’m not talking about that cat… The post Miley Cyrus Eats With her Inbred Mouth Open of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Edgy Hipster Miley Cyrus Instagram Analysis of the Day

Posted on September 11, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Miley Cyrus as you know is an “Edgy” hipster…even though hipsters don’t really exist, and she’s just part of this drugged up, don’t give a fuck because we put everything on the internet, just being ourselves, sometimes shocking, often times with lots of colors, and genitals, and nipples…because it’s fun to be weird…in this internet generation that I can’t imagine ending bad…until it becomes ultra him to turn your back to social media, going back to a simpler time of reading and movies, which I think can happen, every time I see a hipster with a flip phone with no data plan, until seeing them pull out their iphone to update their tumblr / insta / snap …because they are all their own TV show, content producing assholes I hate…and think should die…and I guess Miley is exploiting that…making money off it…while actual hipsters just live off the trust fund their dad set up for them… Will they one day teach Miley Cyrus in Art School? Is instagram an art… The post Edgy Hipster Miley Cyrus Instagram Analysis of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Cameron Diaz get’s K-Fed-ed of the Day

Posted on September 9, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Madden Twin…Having Twins with dried up but Rich as Fuck Cameron Diaz… I assume this happened because of the same brain washing tactics I assume he used in his music to get a record deal and to get a suburban kids to buy into his fucking lie… Now this: “Although she’s just a few weeks in, Cameron is hoping her babies turn out to be a boy and a girl. She’s excited to start shopping for the nursery.” There is a bit of a worry surrounding this pregnancy, Cam is at a greater risk for complications, due to her age. “They’re being very cautious,” the insider stated. “She’s very healthy and everything looks great so far. They’re hoping for the best. Benji must be jumping for joy! Their source added, “He’s so protective of her and the babies that it’s hard for him to focus on anything else. He just can’t wait to be a dad.” I care very little about Cameron Diaz, her ship has sailed, and whether she’s worth hundreds of millions of dollars and still has a fit enough body, her vagina is long dead to me…it’s just been so battered over the years that I assume the little fake rock and roll babies will just dive out of her when they are ready because their dad’s so “EXTREME”…. I care ver little about the Good Charlotte sisters, they hardly exist…but I know, some shit when down, to trick this girl into being manipulated by this dude, I’m assume slipping her drugs in her drinks, maybe being overly nice… I wonder if the baby counts if it was produced in a lab using her frozen granny eggs…but not really, I actually don’t care the whole thing is just a herpes filled absolutely disgusting mess…and knowing that more of this K-Fed DNA will live on is what’s wrong with America..all while she says to the world that she retires….and it was a good fucking run…because she’s fucking rich…and that’s what the “art” of acting is about…LOL The post Cameron Diaz get’s K-Fed-ed of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Tiger Kaufman Naked Hipster Model in Purple of the Day

Posted on September 9, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

It’s the Jewish new year this weekend, at least that’s why the old guy eating a bagel outside the deli was screaming at his wife earlier today..and I’ve never met a Kaufman who wasn’t Jewish…so I assume this Kaufman, who goes by the name Tiger, is Jewish…and I also assume that her name is probably not Tiger, but rather something like Tara or Lea or Devorah or Chaviva or Gaviella…yes I googled Hebrew Names…fuck you… So this Tiger, who probably isn’t named TIger, but could likely have hippie Jewish parents, they do exist, is from Colorado, lives in LA and gets naked for fashion magazines because it’s all part of her big picture artistic expression and I’m all for looking at nude models who aren’t even models…who think they are artists…who are hipsters…but I prefer when they have bush…but this one probably wasn’t always hipster, it’s just a good angle, but was more a Juciy Sweat suit with laser hair removal back in 2009 when it was the trend… But now the trend is this…nakedness…just enough to pretend to her parents back home that she’s working towards something. I dig it. VIA CLICK HERE The post Tiger Kaufman Naked Hipster Model in Purple of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Beyonce’s Big Cleavage Tumblr Hipster of the Day

Posted on July 30, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Beyonce isn’t hot… Beyonce thinks she’s the hottest fucking shit…and she’s producing pics like she’s a hipster chick, when she’s actually a 30 something year old mom who doesn’t understand that she’s a 30 something year old mom… This is what happens when people make too much money, and spend their entire lives being sucked up to by a crew… This is also what happens when your husband is surrounded by groupie pussy, and makes millions a year of Bajan pussy, who can pull the sex thing, because she’s broken and from an island and it makes sense…she’s sucked some dick to this…While Beyonce was in Fucking Destiny’s child..But she does have tits, and makes fun Miley Gifs… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Beyonce’s Big Cleavage Tumblr Hipster of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Miley Cyrus Beach Daze of the DAy

Posted on July 23, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Like I said… These people are so fucking calculated…and suck me in every fucking time… But Miley Cyrus, in all her bullshit, TUMBLR Hipster that isn’t a hipster because she’s fucking mainstream as fuck and hipsters are anti-mainstream…but hipsters don’t actually exist, but a bunch of fucking Miley Cyrus phony artists do, which is ok by me, since Art is a fucking scam… Just keep getting naked girl…I got you. The post Miley Cyrus Beach Daze of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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