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“Java Juggs” Coffee Shop Owner Charged With Prostitution And $2 Million Money Laundering

Would you like some hoes with you cup of Joe? Coffee Shop Owner Charged With Money Laundering And Prostitution Last year, we posted a story about a dirty cop who was popped chopping this lady down . Via HeraldNet A former nude dancer who jumped into the controversial bikini coffee stand business deposited more than $2 million in her bank in just three years. She bought property and coffee huts with other cash, sometimes bringing along a money counter to dole out the bills. Her baristas reported making hundreds of thousands of dollars out of her stands, working mainly for tips. The women told cops the price for a cup of coffee started at $6 and customers typically paid with a $20 bill. The baristas kept the rest to shake their breasts or expose their genitals. They charged more for sex acts with the droves of men who stopped at the stands, mainly located along Highway 99 in Snohomish County. Prosecutors on Thursday charged Carmela Panico, 52, of Snohomish, with promoting prostitution and money laundering. They allege that Panico was the madam of drive-through brothels, raking in millions of dollars and laundering the illegal profits through property acquisitions. “Panico’s businesses were driven by prostitution and lewd behavior,” Snohomish County deputy prosecutor Bob Hendrix wrote in charging documents. Her profit margin at times was twice that of well-run, established coffee stands, Hendrix said. Panico allegedly under-reported her earnings to the Internal Revenue Service, dealing in large quantities of cash. Investigators seized nearly $250,000 from her Snohomish home during a raid last year. The city of Everett has taken legal steps to keep the cash, alleging the money is profits from a criminal enterprise. Starbucks ain’t got isht on this place. Image via ABC

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In Double Cupped White Folks News: Jessica Simpson Allegedly Looking Into Butt Lifts & Injections To Get Cakes Like Kim K

Does Jessica really want a matching donk to go with her double Ds? Source Claims Jessica Simpson Considering Surgery To Get Butt Like Kim Kardashian Remember earlier this summer when Kim Kardashian was supposedly “jealous” of how fast Jessica Simpson was able to lose her baby weight? Well, word on the street in that the tables have turned and Jessica is ready to pull out all the stops to get a perfectly round rump just like Mrs. West. via Radar Online Jessica Simpson is reportedly so obsessed with Kim Kardashian‘s famous booty that the newlywed spends countless hours poring over photos of the reality TV star’s rear end, plotting how she can achieve a similar butt. After dropping 50 pounds following the birth of her second child , Simpson, 34, is looking into various options that could give her the rear end she’s looking for. “Jessica has always felt competitive with Kim, but since she got her figure back it’s gone up another level. She’s been poring over photos of Kim’s butt for weeks, studying it from as many angles as she can,” an insider told The National ENQUIRER. “But Jess realizes there’s no way she could get a sexy booty like Kim’s with just exercise. So she’s been looking into fillers and various butt lift options to see which procedure will give her the same shape.” But the envy goes both ways, because as RadarOnline.com previously reported, Kardashian is green over how quickly Simpson was able to drop her baby weight. “It’s an open secret that Jessica and Kim have been trying to outshine each other,” a second source told The ENQUIRER. “She’s checking out all other options first before going under the knife, but Jessica wants people to be talking about her booty before the end of the year.” Guess only time will tell how much truth there is to this. Could you imagine Jessica with the Kim’s cakes? SplashNews

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In Double Cupped White Folks News: Jessica Simpson Allegedly Looking Into Butt Lifts & Injections To Get Cakes Like Kim K

Throw Dem Bows: NFL Baller Adam “Pac Man” Jones Calls Ludacris A “P***y” & Threatens To Beat Him Down Over Instagram Post

Pac Man Jones is back on his goon-isht juuuuust in time for the season…. Adam “Pac Man” Jones Threatens To Fight Ludacris Over Instagram Post ATL rapper/actor/businessman Ludacris is known for his outspoken sense of humor, but one person who wasn’t laughing at one of his most recent jokes was Cincinatti Bengals baller Adam “Pac Man” Jones. As is customary on his Instagram page, Luda posted a few “funny” photos featuring his ever-popular hashtag #nowthatsludicrous and when one of them happened to be this one which includes an injured Pac Man Jones in a neck brace… …he came for Luda’s neck, reposting the meme while threatening to “beat his a**” on sight: SMH. Do you think Pacman had reason to get mad or does he need to learn to take a joke? Instagram

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Throw Dem Bows: NFL Baller Adam “Pac Man” Jones Calls Ludacris A “P***y” & Threatens To Beat Him Down Over Instagram Post

Watch: Two White Parents Get The Most Shocking Maury Paternity Test Results Of All Time [VIDEO]

The suspense is killing us…is he the father? OMG…who ever would have guessed?!? YouTube

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Dark Skinned Extinction? Tyra Banks Says All Women In The Future Will Look Like Beyonce, Rihanna…Or Her

Nobody’s going to look like Lupita though? Hm… Tyra Banks Makes Predictions On Beauty In The Future Tyra Banks has never been known for making the most intelligent of statements, but somehow she was tapped for a column in the Wall Street Journal this past week to give her predictions on what beauty will look like in the unspecified future. As she wrote for WSJ.com : As I look into the future, I see radical changes in both how people “attain beauty,” and how the world perceives beauty. In general, I believe, traditional beauty will be less valuable—and more uniqueness will be heralded. But let me be more specific with 10 predictions: Since nobody really has time for all that, you’re getting the main four here: 1. Plastic surgery will be as easy and quick as going to the drugstore for Tylenol. Emphasis will be on how unique and interesting one can look, as opposed to a cookie-cutter look. People will be vying for that cutting-edge, distinct look in the way that today celebs reach for baby names that defy convention. 2. There will be no hair extensions. If one wants longer locks, a hair-growing serum is applied to the scalp, and the length and thickness of the hair will increase in 24 hours. The popular hair texture of choice will be curly. Well with the popularity of fake cakes and rented weaves …she might have a point with these predictions… 4. The features of one’s baby will be as selectable as menu items at a fast-food drive-through window. Blue and green eyes will become so common that dark brown will become the rare and newly desired eye color. 5. Skin color and features will mesh into a similar shade for the majority of people. Typical features and coloring will lean toward a Rihanna or Beyoncé or me kind of look. People with alabaster or ebony skin will be rare and heralded for that uniqueness. Sidenote…she never seems to miss an opportunity to to refer to herself as a beauty standard, does she? So Tyra thinks today’s beauty ideals will become so common and easily attained that roles will essentially be reversed and dark and extremely pale skin will be rare, yet sought after? Interesting, but we aren’t sure why is this even coming from her. Doesn’t she have a modeling show that no one watches anymore to worry about or something? What do you think of Tyra’s predictions on beauty? Is she on the right track or does she deserve a “ho sit down?”

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Dark Skinned Extinction? Tyra Banks Says All Women In The Future Will Look Like Beyonce, Rihanna…Or Her

Ho Sit Down: Stacey Dash Says Kanye Should Go To Rikers To Experience Real Rape

How about we ALL agree to just stop throwing the word rape around? Stacey Dash Suggests Kanye West Go To Rikers To Be Raped After His Rant Over Paparazzi Via US Weekly reports: On a Fox News segment discussing celebrities putting their feet in their mouths, Clueless star Stacey Dash may have done just that. The actress and television personality, 47, was a part of a chat on Fox News’ Outnumbered program. During the talk, she commented on the recent slew of celebrities who have compared dealing with paparazzi and fame to rape and war, including Kanye West, who reportedly did so over the weekend in London. Though she once starred in West’s 2004 music video to his hit single “All Falls Down,” Dash did not have kind words for her former collaborator. “For Kanye to say rape, maybe he needs to spend some time on Rikers Island… Go to Rikers for a little while and then he’ll know what rape is,” she said. “I don’t get celebrities not understanding that the paparazzi are doing their job.” While she has yet to further elaborate on controversial words, Dash retweeted a link to an article on the segment, the text of the tweet reading, “Fox’s Stacey Dash: Kanye West Should Try Getting Raped in Prison.” The ’90s star, who is a vocal Republican, has become a special contributor on FoxNews and continues to appear on Outnumbered. We understand that the paps tend to violate celebrities personal space but do you agree that it’s in poor form to compare their actions to rape and war? And as for Stacey Dash — is she saying ANYTHING normal people would agree with or should she be muzzled and yanked off the air ASAP? WENN

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Unhappily Ever After: A Gallery Of Wives Looking Completely Miserable

A Gallery Of The Unhappiest Wives EVER Marriage can’t possibly be as stressful as it looks orrrrrrr maybe it can if the love of your life becomes an enemy that you’re stuck with until death/divorce. Hit the jump for a gallery of wives looking completely miserable.

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Wait, What?!? Jealous Freakazoid Rapist Teacher Faces 4 Years In Prison After Spazzing On Student Because He Liked Another Girl

Yep. You read that right . Jealous Queens Teacher Arrested For Rape Of Student Who Dated Another Girl Via NYDailyNews A Queens gym teacher flipped out on a student she raped numerous times when he was 16 after he revealed he was taking a date to the prom, prosecutors alleged Tuesday. The relationship between Joy Morsi, 39, of Massapequa, L.I. and the wrestler at Grover Cleveland High School in Ridgewood began around June of last year when she helped him try to lose weight, prosecutors said. On June 10, Morsi lured the student into a “secluded closet” where she exposed herself to the student, prosecutor Taylor Piscionere said. She also allegedly sent the student emails asking if he was a virgin, as well as raunchy selfies. Sexual encounters occurred all over the school from June to July of last year — including the basement and gymnasium, prosecutors said. The victim alerted authorities two weeks ago to the affair — which continued outside of school grounds — after Morsi became jealous he was taking a girl to prom, prosecutors said. The student turned 17 during the nearly year-long dalliance, prosecutors said, making subsequent alleged encounters legal in the eyes of the law. A stone-faced Morsi, wearing all black, pleaded not guilty to numerous counts of third-degree rape, a criminal sexual act in the third degree and one count of endangering the welfare of a child. Apparently the after school sex education wasn’t as big a secret as Morsi thought… “We had a feeling that something was going on,” said ninth-grader Josie Gonzalez. “They would always be together around the school.” They said Morsi’s husband is a science teacher at the same school. A man identified as her husband left the courtroom separately from Morsi without commenting. Wait, her HUSBAND works at the same school?!?!?! SMMFH. “This case is particularly disturbing because the defendant is a teacher and schools should be safe havens for children,” said Queens District Attorney Richard Brown. “Instead, this defendant is accused of sexually preying upon one of her students during rendezvous all over the school.” Hajar Rajah was still shocked by the news because she thought Morsi was a good teacher. “I’m surprised about this because she’s a really hard-working teacher, and she’s nice,” said Rajah, also a ninth-grader. “She pushes people in gym all the time to work out, and that’s a good thing, you know?” If convicted, Morsi faces up to four years in prison. “If convicted”, ha, that’s cute. This beyotch is going DOWN, and NOT in the way that she’s accustomed! Image via Shutterstock/Facebook

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So Nasty And So Rude: NeNe Leakes Demands A Raise From Her $1 Million Salary

NeNe Leakes Demands A Raise For “The Real Housewives Of Atlanta” In delusional, already overpaid people news. … Life & Style reports The Real Housewives of Atlanta’s NeNe Leakes is still letting rumors fly on whether she’ll return next season, but one thing’s for sure: If she returns, she wants a raise! “All of us deserve a raise,” NeNe, who currently makes $1 million per season, tells Life & Style. “I haven’t asked for more money yet, but I damn sure plan to!” A fan favorite, NeNe is the last remaining cast member left from the original season of The Real Housewives of Atlanta. But after all the fighting and possibly the most drama-filled season yet, NeNe is being very honest about her mixed feelings regarding her future on the Bravo reality hit. “Everybody has been invited back, but I don’t know exactly what I’m doing,” NeNe, 46, tells Life and Style. “This past season was very dark and toxic; there was a lot of negativity. I just don’t want to work with so much negativity.” You’re already VERY rich, riiiiiight? Why do you need a raise, wig???

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Drugs Are Bad M’kay: First Grader Caught Passing Out Grandma’s “Victoria’s Secret” H-Ron To Kids In His Class!

Where have all the responsible adults gone?!? 7-Year-Old Caught With Grandmother’s Drugs In His Pocket At School Via NYDailyNews A Pennsylvania boy left grandma’s house with more than the usual sweets and goodies. The first-grader allegedly took his grandmother’s heroin to Caln Elementary School in Coatesville and gave packets to at least one of his classmates Friday. The 7-year-old had nine bags of heroin — all stamped with the words “Victoria’s Secret” — stuffed in his pockets, Philadelphia’s WPVI reported. He gave one to another student, whose mother found it hours later. The District Attorney’s Office said the boy’s grandma, who is 56 years old, is a known heroin user. She was arrested Sunday and faces endangering the welfare of children and drug charges. “Any exposure to heroin for a young child is likely to result in death,” District Attorney Tom Hogan said in a statement. “The defendant is lucky that she was not responsible for the death of her own grandson or somebody else’s child.” Can you imagine what parents would do to this lady if their child died from this isht?! Police said Bilinski-Munion lost track of her heroin when she was watching the boy at the family home Thursday night, the Philadelphia Inquirer reported. The boy told police he pocketed the drugs when he found them on the floor. When police searched the home Saturday night, they found even more heroin bags, including an empty one in a child’s pair of pants. Lock her up. Lose the key. Straight like that. Image via Shutterstock/Chester County D.A.

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