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Kim Kardashian’s 27 Million Followers Half Naked Picture is Jokes of the Day

I am more interested in whether this dress is White / Gold or Blue / Black…Even though we all know it is White / Gold….but looks Blue / Black sometimes… Because this dress is more important than anything Kim Kardashian has done or will do… SHe’s a pile of shit, the color of shit, who likely smells like shit, from all the shit she puts in her shit.. SHe’s a pornstar in her mid 30s, who was a socialite party girl rich kid, that the public made famous for no reason whatsover… She’s not hot, she’s not sexy, and all the bootleg versions of her make me want to throw up with their waist training and ass implants…like her sister, OJ’s daughter, the monster…who proves with the right investment, even she can look good… Everything about her is fake, low grade garbage….her family fucking sucks, and fuck you for following her, all 27 million of her…why do you people still care…what the fuck.. More importantly, why does she think, as a mom in her 30s, that this is hat her 27 million fans what to see. Why does she think people care to see her half naked…it makes no fucking sense to me…why is this being shoved down my throat…why does this exist… We’re all fucking doomed…fuck you pop culture. All this to say, Beyonce, who has 27 million followers too, you know almost as famous as Kim Kardashian….posted this workout video… A video posted by Beyoncé (@beyonce) on Feb 25, 2015 at 1:52pm PST I don’t know what is worse… The post Kim Kardashian’s 27 Million Followers Half Naked Picture is Jokes of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Topless Protestors and Other Videos of the Day

MOntreal Hockey Fan of the Day Robber Squirts Lighter Fluid on Clerk… Hero Almost Gets Shot in Brazil Cop Kill Homeless Dud Bitch Slapped By a Scarecrow Dude Gets Robbed While Texting and Walking Tuck VS Crowd of People Drunk Driver of the Day Drunk on a Motorcycle The post Topless Protestors and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Hockey Player Says "Meow" 7 Times in Single Interview, Is Our New Hero

Ray Kaunisto is a hockey player for the Kalamazoo Wolves. He’s also our new hero. Following a recent ECHL game, Kaunisto went all Super Troopers during an interview, answering questions about the just-completed contest while trying to utter “Meow” as many times as possible in just 40 seconds. Ray Kaunisto Plays the Meow Game in Interview (For those who somehow don’t understand the origin for the Meow Game, go watch Super Troopers online . Trust us. You won’t regret it.) In the 2001 comedy, the Super Trooper who pulled over a motorist was able to squeeze 10 Meows into his interrogation – but while Kaunisto only managed seven, he had far less of a window in which to do so. For those keeping track at home, Kaunisto averaged one Meow every 5.7 seconds, an impressive rate that beats out the one featured here: Super Troopers Play the Meow Game “I thought about doing it a little bit before and then I just figured just let it rip and see what happens,” Kaunisto told MLive.com after the game. “I almost chickened out. I almost didn’t do it, but I kind of just went with it.” Amazing. Remember when this hockey player made this young fan’s day by waving to him? Well… Kaunisto just made our lives. Jordin Tootoo Gives Kid Hockey Stick: See the GIFs! 1. Jordin Tootoo Meets Fan Jordin Tootoo runs into a young fan in this GIF. He ends up giving the kid his stick.

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Hockey Player Says "Meow" 7 Times in Single Interview, Is Our New Hero

Ray Kaunisto is a hockey player for the Kalamazoo Wolves. He’s also our new hero. Following a recent ECHL game, Kaunisto went all Super Troopers during an interview, answering questions about the just-completed contest while trying to utter “Meow” as many times as possible in just 40 seconds. Ray Kaunisto Plays the Meow Game in Interview (For those who somehow don’t understand the origin for the Meow Game, go watch Super Troopers online . Trust us. You won’t regret it.) In the 2001 comedy, the Super Trooper who pulled over a motorist was able to squeeze 10 Meows into his interrogation – but while Kaunisto only managed seven, he had far less of a window in which to do so. For those keeping track at home, Kaunisto averaged one Meow every 5.7 seconds, an impressive rate that beats out the one featured here: Super Troopers Play the Meow Game “I thought about doing it a little bit before and then I just figured just let it rip and see what happens,” Kaunisto told MLive.com after the game. “I almost chickened out. I almost didn’t do it, but I kind of just went with it.” Amazing. Remember when this hockey player made this young fan’s day by waving to him? Well… Kaunisto just made our lives. Jordin Tootoo Gives Kid Hockey Stick: See the GIFs! 1. Jordin Tootoo Meets Fan Jordin Tootoo runs into a young fan in this GIF. He ends up giving the kid his stick.

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Hilary Rhoda is Hot in W of the Day

Hilary Rhoda is some model who is engaged to some Hockey Player from Canada named Sean Avery…which I guess has nothing to do with anything…because she’s already secured herself as a Sports Illustrated Model without him…and here she is in W magazine wearing what could be a bikini, because that’s what bikini models do, and I am posting it because I liked the pictures…you know in a basic low level retard kind of “those colours are nice” kind of way… I could go into her history as a greek girl, and wonder if like Maria Menounos she liked Greek, but I realize there’s no point, every girl likes anal, even those who aren’t naturally or genetically predisposed to it… I could go onto her wikipedia or her instagram to see who the person behind the bikini body is…but who gives a fuck, like a retard likes playing with rocks, I just like the pics…

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Paulina Gretzky Cameltoe at the Beach of the Day

Paulina Gretzky is showing some vagina definition…in a bikini and I don’t know if this is an old pic or a new pic…or even if I should bother caring or noticing Paulina Gretzky…because I hate hockey and everything it represents…and thus should hate the product of Hockey money, because if Wayne Gretzky was never Wayne Gretzky, like if he had an injury, he’d be working at Tim Hortons or some other Canadian shit, with a normal fat wife instead of the gold digger who shat this one out of her vagina… I think it is safe to say, Paulina Gretzky is spoiled, rich white trash, like Brooke Hogan, but I guess when staring at her vagina definition, who really cares about her personality flaws, it’s just too bad she’s not trashy enough to do the Kardashian sex tape hustle, something I like from rich girls who’s dads were too busy getting rich to hug them….it makes me happy.

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Hide Ya Kids: 46-Year-Old Mother Sentenced To 16 Months In Jail For Chopping Down Underage Boys During Slumber Party

Only 16 months for stealing a child’s innocence? Mom Jailed For Having Sex With Minors According to Mail Online A 46-year-old woman has been sentenced to 16 months in prison after being found guilty of sexually assaulting two boys who played on her son’s hockey team. Kathia Maria Davis, from Laguna Niguel, will also have to register as a lifetime sex offender, the Orange County District Attorney’s Office said. The court was told that Davis had sex with a 16-year-old boy on four occasions between July 2010 and 2011, and engaged in sex acts with a 14-year-old during a slumber party. One of her victims wrote a statement that was read to the court, according to NBC 4. It read: ‘Holding all this in as a child forced me to grow up in ways I never wanted to. She took the things that I loved most and ripped them out of my life.’ The victim added in his statement: ‘I will never know what could have been.’ A jury found Davis guilty in August last year of four counts of unlawful sexual intercourse with the 16-year-old and two misdemeanor counts of contributing to the delinquency of a minor. Prosecutors said that divorced mother-of-three gave the 16-year-old alcohol and, on one occasion, encouraged the boy and a teenage girl to drink alcohol during a party at her home. The suspect would have parties for members of the hockey team. This also involved some sleepovers,’ Orange County Sheriff’s Department spokesman Jim Amormino said after the allegations were first made. Davis was arrested at her home in September 2011 after the older boy told his mother about the abuse, according to CBS Los Angeles. The jury in the first trial was unable to reach a unanimous verdict about the allegations of sex crimes against the younger boy. However, at a trial last month, Davis pleaded guilty to four counts of a lewd act with the 14-year-old. Davis was given credit for the 474 days she has already served, and is expected to be released from Orange County jail within a week, her attorney, David R. Cohn, told Patch. Where were the parents? Shutterstock Continue reading

Hilary Duff Posing with her Homegrown Sex Toys of the Day

Hilary Duff posed with some homegrown sex toys she made in her garden, because as a famous head of a billion dollar company, she knows how important it is for sustainable living…you know the whole Green movement… So why use plastics in your hippie ass, when you can use vegetables designed to be inserted in your hippie ass, by nature…it just doesn’t make sense to leave that carbon footprint. I hear the big one is for her ass…a tribute to her husband’s memories of Hockey team initiation..self-hazing…and that is pretty hot…

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Hockey Reporter Hit in the Face With Puck, is Totally Unfazed

Hockey reporters may be is tough as hockey players. Almost. On Thursday night, New York Rangers reporter John Giannone got hit in the face with a puck after an errant pass, suffering a pretty serious gash. Not that he cared. When a colleague asks if he’s alright, Giannone cheerfully answered “Oh, it’s all good” as a medical staffer dabbed at the mess on his face. That’s how you handle adversity, people. NO PAIN! Announcer Hit By Puck

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Hilary Duff Does Some Shit I Like for Twitter of the Day

As a 400 pound man I don’t know shit about this fitness shit….I just know that whatever is going on here with Hilary Duff is something I am into…or at least into watching her do it naked….but instead imagining her naked…which is probably better cuz that body may have started to bounce back a bit from the pregnancy – but I’m not sure her vagina has….I guess we could ask her billionaire heir and pro hockey playing husband but he’s probably too busy hanging out in his team lockeroom ready for his team to get naked now that Hockey is back on the ice…get it…cuz jocks are all gay…exactly…

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