Elisha Cuthbert, Montreal home grown hottie who has turned her back on her hometown – because she’s gone off and become famous….I’ve only seen her in the city once, she was with a Hockey player…and was a brat acting like you’d expect a famous bitch to do it…. I don’t think you can consider her from Montreal, but not much happens in Montreal because she has gone on and done so many wonderful LA things….like coke off Paris Hilton’s clit…. I remember I waas trying to stage a candle light vigil for her career at her parent’s house ….that never happened because I am lazy…mourning her career….and I remember trying to be friends with her sister…another fail….but I barely remember Elisha Cuthbert….or her spending half your 20s being a cokewhore ….and that behavior clearly doesn’t always ruin you….and this is the proof….she looks hot… The post Elisha Cuthbert in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Robin Thicke, Carter Thicke, fans and loved ones of former “Growing Pains” star Alan Thicke are mourning the loss of the beloved TV dad this morning. Thicke passed away Tuesday after suffering a heart attack while playing hockey with his son Carter. Both Robin and Carter took to social media to express their grief following […]
Hilary Duff is thick…I don’t know why I am all about Hilary Duff right now. I wasn’t into Hilary Duff as jailbait – making all that cash…I wasn’t into Hilary Duff as a mom and wife…and I wasn’t even into Hilary Duff when I assumed she was used as Hockey Initiation cum dumpster for team morale…but as a divorcee, who I think got back with her husband, all thick and busty…broken down from being a mom…I think she’s glorious…in her strong leg and ass blowing out jeans or bikinis…I’m all about it…and it goes against everything I thought I was…I feel like I don’t even know my old pervert self and I’m not sure I am into my new pervert self, but I do like this Stuff by Duff…working it for the creepy snapchat fans…with tits…such a simple formula… The post Hilary Duff Bikini Top of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
This Hilary Duff titty shot in a one piece bathing suit – should theoretically break the internet more than any dead gorilla or Kim Kardashian balancing a champagne glass on her ass for some magazine – because Hilary Duff has a massive audience of pervert dudes pushing 40 – who used to watch her on her kid’s show – and love her like some object of desire – all innocent….from an era when these girls wouldn’t do anything sexual in public at all – even thought they were obviously whores and they were some corporate controlled, morality clause contract holding, safe for everywhere puppets used to sell products to kids…SFW She was the Lohan era, only she took the whole make as much money as possible – by branding herself – before getting married to a billionaire Hockey player and having a kid approach…instead of being a public drunken not hireable mess…. She’s old now, but was the wholesome Bella Thorne or Kyle Jenner or Ariel Winter or any of these other the underage girls who turned 18 in the media of today’s generation are….only today’s generation is anal and gangbang loving 12 year olds who grew up on internet porn…and social media whores… But I guess she’s proving never too old to post up tits….gotta stay competitive and she’s not “that” old yet, not that she’d ever be “too old” to her creepy pervert fans who are in love with her… The post Hilary Duff’s One Piece of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Hilary Duff fans fucking love Hilary Duff. They are most likely the people who still read blogs like DrunkenStepfather that talk about people like Hilary Duff or any of these other sluts like they are newsworthy, like they matter, in some fan boy shit, even if I’m just trying to call the motherfuckers out for being garbage… She was the 16 year old, daughter of a stagemom, who went Disney and became a huge brand….and the only interesting thing that’s ever happened with her, besides her thick fit sturdy body…was when she was married to a Canadian billionaire who played pro Hockey, because I imagined her as the puck slut getting railed in the lockerroom after the games, and it made her squeaky, possibly scientology reputation more appealing.. Now she’s in Glamour Mexico….and it’s not very exciting..but it is Hilary Duff everyone…that’s all the excitement we need… The post Hilary Duff for Glamour Mexico of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
If you figure out a way to manipulate your way to America from Australia through “modeling” and marrying an actor who at the time was very relevant…and with that new found celebrity status secure a contract with a massive brand that at the time was very relevant in terms of the models they chose because instagram didn’t exist and we were forced to go to them for our catalog porn when feeling nostalgic…only to get fired for fucking an 18 year old popstar, ruining her marriage….and leaving her to find for herself in this cold dark rich person world…navigating her way through billionaires…until finally settling on a young one who founded Snapchat and is at the peak of his relevance…while she’s fallin’ off and not just as an inadequate mother who always puts her kids in the kennel, but in her career…. You know…just a gold digging prostitute who has the ability to charge and not feel like a prostitute due to modeling… The above picture would be your view…. If you’re the gold owner…this would be your view…I mean the PG version before you really get what you pay for… The post Gold Digger’s View of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
It always makes me laugh that as a practically 50 year old dude, I have found myself in actual Miley Cyrus conversations, maybe it is because people I know that I post pictures of these idiots on a daily basis, even though I don’t care about any of this shit… But for some reason, I get talking and people want me to know that either they think Miley is everything, you know pulling off the whole hipster feminist from tumblr with a cause, using her platform to get her message across…while I just assume her stance is flimsy, her soap box made of cardboard that will dissolve in the rain, because she’s a Disney trained puppet… So the question is whether Miley, pop star, is authentic…or if it’s just part of her acting training…or is it a mix of her using her acting training to try to find substance…while showing her tits…. Here are some quotes – One that she’s feels guilty being rich for showing her tits…and that she wants to have more of a purpose…because people live on the streets…so she found a cause… “If you get your tits out, and they are all looking, then you can use that space to say something and get them to listen. I was kind of embarrassed that I got paid money to shake my ass in a teddy bear costume. I should not be worth the amount I am while people live on the streets.” That she’s genderless, because she can’t relate to what society have made Men and Women into…because it’s a great current issue and because all people define men as Hockey players and all girls as Cupcake baking pink dress wearing puppets…. “I don’t relate to what people have made men and women into. I know I’m more extreme and badass than most guys, but that doesn’t make me a boy. And the other night I wore a pink dress because I felt cute. I can bake a cupcake and then go play hockey.” Idiots.. Here she is promoting the VMAs…because MTV / Viacom owns these idiots.. The post Genderless Miley Cyrus for Elle UK of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I think by law I have to do Canadian content, at least that’s how the oppressive government of Canada works for Radio, TV and Film…you know to preserve the Canadian culture like Jim Carrey, Pam Anderson….and a bunch of other trashy sluts that have rolled through hollywood…but I think that is more of a loophole and the idea is to preserve maple syrup, beavers (not the vagina kind), moose and Hockey…but what the fuck do I know…other than that Emmanuelle Chriqui is from Moroccan roots, born in Montreal, raised in Toronto, exported to LA to be a big star…only to land Entourage until recently when she started popping up in the media..because I guess she’s up to something new…and throughout it all she’s had big jewish tits…something I love…especially when sephardic…like give my that hummus, make it drip off my face… That said…Here is a little over edited Emmanuelle Chriqui for Ocean drive…looking like she was face-tuned in some pics…and like she’s 50 in others…but throughout it all..she has her big Jewish tits.. The post Emmanuelle Chriqui for Ocean Drive of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
