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40 Year Old Avril Lavigne’s Song About Being 17 of the Day

Old timer Avril Lavigne has a song about her youth…. I can’t believe she’s still milking that one trick pony she rode in on. I mean she’s probably pushing 40 by now, yet she still dresses like a 17 year old, and writes song about being 17, even though you know she probably doesn’t remember being 17 because it was so long ago. I think we call this knowing her market, but more importantly knowing shit lyrics that speak to 17 year olds, you know low level smut with lyrics like “acting stupid for fun”….”not caring about anything”….”cuz we were 17″….shut the fuck up cunt. Somone needs this twat sent back to Canada so we can do what needs to be done to her Canadian beaver….that has got out of line….you know take it out back and have it shot, stuffed and mounted. You know cuz either we put her out of her misery, or she becomes the source of our misery. I mean seriously, her career has been going on for 15 years, I would have assumed she’d be a has been stripper by now. Where did it all go wrong ? Here are the hottest Avril Lavigne pictures I could find on such short notice..

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Miley Cyrus Cleavage for Elle of the Day

Miley Cyrus is on the cover of the June issue of Elle and she’s showing off her perky little Disney Hormonal Therapy tits, that have given her 21 year old ass a more youthful look and feel….Disney has it all figured out. I mean keep the talent young enough looking so that when they start chain smoking to deal with never having a childhood, you know coupled with drinking, drugs and anything repress the pain, they can still be cast to play a 15 year old, if corporate decides it’s time for a Hannah Montana movie. I guess all that Lohan shit taught them to look into science. I mean if the technology exists, use it….like I would like to use Miley in pretty wholesome ways, if you consider anal wholesome, which I do…I mean all the christians holding onto their V card are doing it.

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Eva Mendes naked

Eva Mendes is beautiful posing for the camera here in these magazine photo shoot pictures where she is completely naked holding onto her breasts with her lovely tight round ass out for everyone to see at the same time. Continue reading

Estelle Cruijff Tits in a Bikini of the Day

Here’s some great older bitch tits on some older bitch named Estelle Cruijff who is some dutch prostitute who avoided the red light district window display job….because she is the neice of some dutch footballer labeled the player of the century and in Europe that’s a title close to sainthood…..at least a title that gets his family looped into the Dutch world for football and in a position to groupie out, groupie on, and get stuffed by entire teams before settling down and getting married to some footballer hero named Ruud Gullit, who was the head coach for the LA Galaxy for a year….cuz Soccer is not just for gay euro trash anymore…..but he got fired and he now sits around on beaches with his baby momma and her great tits cuz he’s got enough money that….since he doesn’t really need to work and getting fired pretty much doesn’t mean much for being able to afford his wife’s botox injections and other luxuries…..if you know what I mean…and what’s important is that these titties are looking good in their bikini they call home….cuz sex with your wife may be hell….and farm sex may be more appealing than relationship sex most of the time…you know to switch things up…but at least she’s got features that help her husband through the suffering…and more importantly….she probably lets him fuck whatever he wants so long as he doesnt cut up her gold card….typical.

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Ali Larter Mom Ass in Leggings of the Day

Someone told me that there’s actual a movement for what we’ve all been seeing the last 5-10 years…you know where mom’s are dressing in their teen girl’s clothing…especially in rich neighborhoods…you know in the Juicy Couture, Yoga Pants, Uggs…and it is called Peter Pan moms….something that makes me laugh…but that also brings me joy because mom’s holding onto their youth, jealous and competing for male attention with their own daughters, rocking bikinis on beaches, all while having more experience, confidence, eagerness and ability to fuck….coupled with insecurity, yoga bodies, and husbands that make no time for them cuz they are too busy working….and fucking younger women….becuase

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Petra Nemcova in a Maid’s Uniform of the Day

When she’s not stepping on her boyfriend’s head during to save herself during Tsunamis. Petra Nemcova is dressing up in maid uniform fetish gear, with some vintage pantyhose goodness for trailers of shit I have no interest in watching unless it is on mute for no reason other than that I’m an unsupportive asshole and hate cock tease….It’s like show us your vagina bitch or fuck off….fetish maid uniforms are better than regular clothes but nothing beats naked and spread eagled…

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Elisabetta Canalis Showing Off Stomach While the Paparazzi Still Cares of the Day

Elisabetta Canalis holding onto her low level celebrity for fucking George Clooney by doing DWTS is pretty expected….and definitely not funnier than the thought of Chaz Bono doing dancing with the stars. I figure they should pair her up with Lacey Schwimmer since she’s the most sexually ambiguous of the crew, you know with all her thickness….I mean sure she’s got big tits but that don’t mean she doesn’t have dick….you know just like Chaz Bono….but this isn’t about a tranny weirdo…this is about some slutty Italian whore I love looking In her Bikini or Flashing some nipple …. ….only instead of bikinis and nipples she’s in a sport’s bra…showing off stomach and it’s lovely…cuz we’ll be seeing more of her in motion…even though she’s old and damaged goods… To See The Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Joy Bryant In A Kini

Here is Joy Bryant in a bikini chillin with some stogies and a drinky-poo. Other than the fact that she’s holding onto those nasty cigarettes…you likey, fellas???

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Pam Anderson is a One-Trick Pony of the Day

I don’t hate Pam Anderson.

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