Kaili Thorne is some no name actress who is in movies that are worst that d-list…and she has a shit stain on her thigh… You may know her because her older sisters are named Dani Thorne and Bella Thorne…they are some Disney trash with red hair…which I guess means she has parents who prostitute their kids out to the entertainment industry because it is good money and the American fucking dream…meaning they were raised with perfect questionable morals and values. Well unlike her boring sisters, she’s getting naked, in artistic nudes so it’s still acceptable… and I appreciate how she rebels and differentiates herself…and I fucking love it cuz her 21 year old body is banging… I want to marry her tits….even though I fear her weirdo redheaded family… I like her strategy.
It’s safe to say that Jessica Hart being fired from Victoria’s Secret was probably just a storyline to get them back in the news, because I was told she’s not actually fired from the magazine, but rather the girl they want to condition and create into the next Candice…meaning the whole thing was a publicity stunt. In case you didn’t know, it’s Holiday Season…you know in the event you are like me and never leave your house, except to go to Miami, where these Jessica Hart pics were taking, meaning we are in the same city right now, and she’s not on my lap, really questioning whether or not we’re actually soul mates as her tits make me think we are. And the Holiday season is the most important time for Victorias Secret, they make at least 1 billion in sales to idiots who don’t know what to get their chick as a gift, but assume this is what they want, because Victoria’s Secret has brain washed the fucking world into loving cheap, foreign, knock-off panties… That said, this Australian gold digger who has Paris Hilton herpes thanks to her Billionaire Boyfriend Stavros, a man who has fucked everyone… Funny story, I went to one of Stavros’ hotel room parties, and it was all dudes, there was no Jessica Hart fiancé around, her tits were nowhere to be found…because I guess he is either gay, or tired of every babe gold digging whore he fucks..and gets sucked into proposing to…that said…it was the worst party ever…. Either way, she’s good in her bikini….even if she’s probably a tall freakish monster in person…we don’t have to worry about that…since we’re not with her in person….staged paparazzi bikini pic publicity stunts…always my favorite level of low level….other than sex tapes of course.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
It’s safe to say that Jessica Hart being fired from Victoria’s Secret was probably just a storyline to get them back in the news, because I was told she’s not actually fired from the magazine, but rather the girl they want to condition and create into the next Candice…meaning the whole thing was a publicity stunt. In case you didn’t know, it’s Holiday Season…you know in the event you are like me and never leave your house, except to go to Miami, where these Jessica Hart pics were taking, meaning we are in the same city right now, and she’s not on my lap, really questioning whether or not we’re actually soul mates as her tits make me think we are. And the Holiday season is the most important time for Victorias Secret, they make at least 1 billion in sales to idiots who don’t know what to get their chick as a gift, but assume this is what they want, because Victoria’s Secret has brain washed the fucking world into loving cheap, foreign, knock-off panties… That said, this Australian gold digger who has Paris Hilton herpes thanks to her Billionaire Boyfriend Stavros, a man who has fucked everyone… Funny story, I went to one of Stavros’ hotel room parties, and it was all dudes, there was no Jessica Hart fiancé around, her tits were nowhere to be found…because I guess he is either gay, or tired of every babe gold digging whore he fucks..and gets sucked into proposing to…that said…it was the worst party ever…. Either way, she’s good in her bikini….even if she’s probably a tall freakish monster in person…we don’t have to worry about that…since we’re not with her in person….staged paparazzi bikini pic publicity stunts…always my favorite level of low level….other than sex tapes of course.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
With all the celebrity death, useless gossip and news, we always lose sight of what is important, especially this holiday season, and that is midget strippers on Vine flying through the air…only to fail…because failure is a state of mind…and as far as I’m concerned…she’s fucking won… I love all this has to offer…
There’s a festive annual feature that we do here at DrunkenStepfather.com, where we find 25 awesome, amazing, fun, lovely, generous, sometimes considerate, sometimes obnoxious, sometimes even rude, yet funny or ironic gift ideas to give random people in your life…and we showcase them in the form of an advent calendar…where we release one gift idea per day, modelled by our always lovely and amazing stepGIRLS… Sure, we’ve come a long way since our first X-Mas guide…back in 2004 THAT YOU CAN SEE HERE …back when I first started my Holiday Gift guides, where I included what I got my wife for X-Mas… But it’s still the same idea, just better… So CHECK OUT OUR PHOTOSHOOTS WITH OUR AMAZING STEPGIRLS AND ALL GIFT IDEAS BY VISITING HOLIDAY.DRUNKENSTEPFATHER.COM DAILY….. December 1 Gift Idea is Rayne Longboards You can see the stepGIRLS with RAYNE shoot by CLICKING HERE
In a new promo video for Love magazines (UK), Miley Cyrus wants to make sure you get the holiday season off to a festive, classy start and then some. The singer is showcased in a new video advent calendar countdown for the publication, and in the below clip, Miles teases it by wishing readers “LOVE.” By sticking out her tongue and yanking up her otherwise demure black dress to reveal her underwear, on which there is a hand-drawn and erect penis. Nice. “Merry Christmas love!” the 21-year-old is seen yelling in the advent video, sticking her infamous tongue out in-between her two fingers, vadge style. The sizable penis doodle, drawn on her beige underwear, is reminiscent of the pasties that she wore during her Twerking -fest at the 2013 MTV VMAs. Also in the short clip, the word “LOVE” is written across the screen as animated Christmas trees appear to be flying around the songbird. Joyful. Miley Cyrus is also sporting new pink locks, reindeer antlers, and a red Santa hat, more than enough imagery to haunt you for the next 24 days. After the penis reveal, she gallops toward the screen like a reindeer. “I love it!” someone in the background is heard saying. Check it out: Miley Cyrus Penis Underwear Fortunately, no one (we know of) believes Miley actually has a penis, so don’t expect any rumors a la the whole Lady Gaga hermaphrodite controversy. Still … most inappropriate advent calendar ever. Ho, ho, ho?
