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Sara Jean Underwood Is “Working” Hard For Her Money

I haven’t done a post on Sara Jean Underwood in a while because turns out she doesn’t like me very much. I think it has to do with the fact that I find it ridiculous that she has a Patreon page and asks her “fans” to fund her lavish lifestyle in exchange for exclusive content. Now just because I find it ridiculous doesn’t mean I wouldn’t do it either. That is if I was a hot chick who never had to work a day in her life. Remember this. There is no white privilege. There is only hot privilege. And if you’re not hot, better figure a way to make a lot of cash so that you can find a hottie to have your kid to clean up your gene pool. That goes for you ugly chicks too.          

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Ariel Winter’s Gun And Booty Show

Ariel Winter is really taking this social media “job” serious now. Documenting every thing she does. I don’t get why she exercises so much and still is a chunky monkey. I think it’s time she looks into her diet. I’m sure she will have better results. Nonetheless, I commend her for her hard work. Anyway, I better be careful of what I write because girl is packing some heat.                  

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Jehane “Gigi” Paris’ Sweet Booty

If you’re a regular reader, you probably already recognize Jehane “Gigi” Paris here. Considering I’ve been talking up this French hottie for years now. She hasn’t become as famous as I expected, especially for someone with a bikini body this good. But the way I see it, if the modeling business wants to ignore actual hot chicks in favor of rich kids with famous parents, I’m happy to give hotties like this the proper attention they deserve. Enjoy.

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Nicole Scherzinger In A Sexy Swimsuit

For years, I’ve been saying that  Nicole Scherzinger should give up her music career or hosting career or… whatever it is she does for work right now and just dedicate her life to being a full-time hot nobody. It just makes so much sense. Not only is she a total natural at hanging out in a bikini all day , but she’s also a pro at “working out” in leggings for the cameras . What more do you need? Well, maybe a blogger/assistant to take pictures with his phone. But otherwise, she’s all set.

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Selena Gomez’s Arty Tongue Shoot

I don’t know a whole lot about makeup or whatever, but I’m 99% sure that thing Selena Gomez is licking here is supposed to be for curling your eyebrows, not your tongue. Then again, I’m also 99% sure that if Selena really wants to promote her new album/tour/single, she should be doing daily bikini photoshoots on Instagram, not this fake artsy crap. Girl needs a new manager, stat! S

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Emily Ratajkowski Is Boringly Hot

I’m getting really bored with Emily Ratajkowski . She needs to step up her Instagram and Snapchat game. She is 26-years-old and that is like 60 when it comes to social media standards. Look at her just standing around being hot. Lame. Emily, those boobs aren’t going to squeeze themselves. Get to work lady.              

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Ariel Winter’s BubbleButt Twerk

Ariel Winter is really working on hard on her social media. Here she is twerking her juicy booty and working out. Clearly she knows this is the last season of Modern Family. And clearly she knows, these types of antics will get her posted on Hollywood Tuna. Keep up the good work.              

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Bella Thorne In A Thong Because She Is The Best

The more I think about it, the more I think me and Bella Thorne should team up and go into business together, making instructional videos to help wannabe hot nobodies learn how to use social media. I mean, I already promote her and her bikini booty practically 5 days a week, I figure I should get something out of it. Besides the nonstop pants fires, that is.

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Julianne Hough Gets Red Hot In A Swimsuit

So apparently  Julianne Hough hit 4 million followers on Instagram yesterday, and in order to celebrate this “momentous” “achievement” she… did a backflip into her pool and held a giant #4 balloon. And that’s cool, I guess? But if Julianne really wants to give all her followers a nice video thank you, she doesn’t need any props. All she needs if a bathroom mirror, a phone and her birthday suit.

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Julianne Hough Gets Red Hot In A Swimsuit

Julianne Hough Gets Red Hot In A Swimsuit

So apparently  Julianne Hough hit 4 million followers on Instagram yesterday, and in order to celebrate this “momentous” “achievement” she… did a backflip into her pool and held a giant #4 balloon. And that’s cool, I guess? But if Julianne really wants to give all her followers a nice video thank you, she doesn’t need any props. All she needs if a bathroom mirror, a phone and her birthday suit.

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Julianne Hough Gets Red Hot In A Swimsuit