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Blac Chyna & Soulja Boy: It’s Over! Already!

Posted on February 21, 2019 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Blac Soulja was short lived to say the least.  And we are not at all shocked.  Soulja Boy and Blac Chyna have called it quits after their brief two-week relationship .  The model and rapper first began dating earlier this month when the “Crank That” emcee shared a picture of them holding hands and sharing affection.  They apparently  slid into each other’s DM’s on Instagram a few days prior and finally met up at Sean Kingston’s Los Angeles penthouse.  According to TMZ , the reason the two even started their erratic relationship in the first place was to get revenge on Chyna’s ex Tyga, who also has beef with Soulja.  And it seems their romance took a sharp turn after having a huge argument over the “Taste” rapper. The two reportedly began bickering about their intentions before coming to the realization that they weren’t on the same page about their future.  Chyna felt “he wasn’t ready to commit.” Let me remind you that the 30-year-old mom was in a relationship with some rapper named Kid Buu literally days before starting her new relationship with Soulja. They, fortunately, ended their childish fling after getting into a physical altercation while on a trip to Hawaii . The police were called but no files were charged. It hasn’t been a great start to 2019 for Chyna, who also shares daughter Dream with ex-fiance Rob Kardashian – who understandably thinks she is an “unfit mother”. Especially after the wild stunt she pulled in Hawaii. Rob will most likely win full custody of Dream due to Chyna’s recurring partying habits and desperate need for a man’s attention.     Earlier on Thursday, Soulja took to Twitter to confirm the recent split by retweeting the  TMZ article. “I just wanted to see what the p–sy felt like,” he wrote in a since-deleted message.  He later apologized for his hilarious, yet offensive words writing “My apologies to Blac Chyna and my fans for the previous tweet.” “Blac Chyna and I have a mutual friendship nothing more nothing less.” But a week prior he confirmed their relationship informing his fans he’s “in love.”  For Valentine’s Day, SB and BC went on a shopping date at Saks Fifth Avenue in Beverly Hills where he reportedly spent $20,000 on gifts.   “Happy Valentine’s Day,” he wrote on Instagram in another since-deleted post.  Soulja still has one photo of the two on his Instagram at a 2019 Grammys after-party which is captioned “DrakoChyna Grammy Party Celebration.” The former couple also reportedly got mani-pedis together.  It sounds like Chyna and Soulja made the most of their couple weeks together!   And only (short) time will tell who her next lover will be.  View Slideshow: Blac Chyna: Awful at Oral Sex According to Leaked Video, Twitter Reactions

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Meghan Markle: Victimized By Fraudulent Revenge Porn on Twitter

Posted on February 21, 2019 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

As you may have heard, Meghan Markle was in New York City this week for a baby shower hosted by a handful of her closest friends. While the celebration was reportedly a rather pricey affair — as is customary for well-heeled public figures in any line of work — the bill was footed entirely by Meghan’s A-list associates, a group that includes Serena Williams and Amal Clooney . Based on the backlash, however, you would have thought that the whole thing was taxpayer funded. The British tabloid press — which has been relentlessly critical of Meghan from the time her relationship with Prince Harry was first made public — claims that the royals are angry about the shower , as such customs are considered beneath her station. And then there was this woman who donned a mask and took to the streets to repeatedly shout the phrase “charlatan duchess” at Markle. (Note to Crazy Lady: This is America. If you want to make headlines for being racist in the streets, you’ll need a more scathing insult than “charlatan.”) Sadly, the harassment that Meghan received on the streets of Manhattan gave way to a less immediately dangerous, but equally virulent strain of pestering on social media. British bird cage-liner The Sun tweeted about the Masked Dumbass and the comments quickly devolved into the sort of troll-fest that Twitter has sadly become known for. Thankfully, the site deleted a tweet in which the user suggested that Meghan should be shot. Unfortunately, it appears administrators have been unable to keep up with the deluge of hate directed at Meghan, as the harassment campaign continues, mostly unabated. The above screenshot was sent to The Hollywood Gossip by a reader who claims that the “Kozi” account is one of several alternates used by Meghan’s half-sister, Samantha Markle. Please note that while we have reported extensively on Samantha’s harassment of Meghan in the past, we were unable to substantiate the claim that she is the owner of the account or the author of the tweet displayed here. Regardless of who’s responsible, however, one glimpse at a thread like this might be enough to convince you that the targeted harassment campaign against Meghan is far more serious than you had realized. Particularly appalling is the content posted by a user who goes by the handle @YankeeWally, in reference to Wallis Simpson — the American actress whose intended marriage to Edward VIII resulted in the king’s abdication. The account tweeted two photos that claim to show Meghan in various states of undress. We will not be reproducing or linking to them, both because they’re likely fraudulent and because posting explicit photos without the subject’s consent constitutes an act of sexual assault. But let it be known that this is the sort of harassment Meghan endures for committing the unforgivable sin of marrying into a high-profile family. And if you’re as disgusted as we are, feel free to tag @jack and @twittersupport in your complaints. View Slideshow: Meghan Markle: 19 Cruelest Things Her Own Family Has Said About the Duchess

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Jussie Smollett Arrested for Alleged Assault: What Got Us Here?

Posted on February 21, 2019 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Late last month, it was reported that Empire star  Jussie Smollett was attacked while walking home to his Chicago apartment. After what appeared to be a brutal, racially motivated hate crime, the reaction among fans was one of shock and disgust. Today, many are experiencing those same feelings – but for a very different reason – following an equally shocking report. Police suspect that Smollett staged the attack , and this isn't just a run of the mill conspiracy theory originating on 4Chan. Real evidence is beginning to mount suggesting that the incident actually may have been some sort of bizarre PR stunt. Many questions remain about why Smollett would go to such bizarre extremes and, if he did, just how he pulled it off. This is a developing story, but here's a look at everything we know so far about this increasingly bizarre situation. UPDATE: Smollett has now been arrested for falsifying a police report. We've updated this slideshow to include the latest on what has become a disturbing and confounding situation… 1. From Victim Smollett told police that on January 29, he was attacked on a Chicago street by two white men wearing “Make America Great Again” hats. 2. To Suspect It was revealed this week that police believe Smollett “potentially staged the attack,” a source tells CBS 2 News in Chicago. 3. Closing In Police raided the home of two persons of interest in the case on Wednesday night. 4. Items of Interest Investigators seized several items linked to the allegedly staged attack, including “bleach, shoes, electronics, receipts.” 5. Mounting Evidence To the chagrin of fans, a police source confirmed Thursday night that “indicators point to Smollett orchestrating the event.” 6. The Accomplices The two men who allegedly helped Smollett stage the attack were apprehended at Chicago’s O’Hare Airport Wednesday night. View Slideshow

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Jay Smith Shares Grim News: Ashley Martson is Back in the Hospital

Posted on February 18, 2019 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

90 Day Fiance fans are still coming to term with Ashley Martson and Jay Smith's fraud scandal. Ashley and Jay are grappling with something much worse. Jay took to social media to reveal that Ashley's ongoing health battle has taken a turn for the worse. She is back in the hospital. Some fans may not believe a word that they say these days, but Ashley never lied about having lupus . Ashley missed Valentine's Day over this. We hope that she feels better soon. 1. It’s good news, bad news time The good news has to do with Jay, and it’s also how we learned the bad news 2. Jay is back on Instagram So, remember after his and Ashley’s fraud scandal broke, and how they both vanished from instagram, Ashley returned, and Jay never did? Well, it turns out that Jay’s account was accidentally disabled. We’re guessing that his IG was spammed with reports as angry fans vented their feelings of betrayal. Anyway, it’s back. 3. On the positive side Jay shared this photo of him and his wife in the snow, saying that he had waited for a long time to post the pic. Notably, it almost never snows anywhere in Jamaica, where Jay was born. Even on Blue Mountain Peak, snow is extremely rare. 4. And that is how we learned this Jay shared a short clip of Ashley looking understandably unhappy and tired after spending six days — including Valentine’s Day — in the hospital. 5. Ashley has lupus Earlier this year, she was found unresponsive at home and was rushed to the hospital 6. She had gone into kidney failure At first, doctors believed that Ashley needed a transplant. Then, it turned out, she did not — which is why she closed her GoFundMe. A medication was working — though we don’t know if it is still working. View Slideshow

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Larissa Lima Undergoes Dramatic Beauty Makeover to Lure New Boyfriend

Posted on February 18, 2019 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

90 Day Fiance star Larissa Lima hasn’t even been single for 40 days yet, but she’s back on the market. Given that she says that Colt wanted to bone every woman but her while they were together, that’s not really a surprise. Larissa’s so determined to look her best that she’s getting a dramatic beauty makeover. Take a look: Larissa Lima is on Tinder , and she is serious about upgrading her look now that she’s back in the dating pool. Larissa captions the photos: “Came to see the one and only @aestheticmedicine_lv in Vegas today for a dramatic beauty makeover.” She shared photos from her visit to the Center for Aesthetic Medicine and Human Performance in Las Vegas. “Gotta look and feel my absolute best,” she writes. Larissa notes that this is important “now that I’m back on the dating scene.” “Thanks Heather for the slay!” she writes. Larissa then teases her fans: “Stay tuned for the results!” She concludes with the tag: “#makemebombshell.” Despite her mention of makeup, one of the photos that she teases makes it clear that she’s going further than that. We’re no makeup gurus, but we don’t think that most makeup routines involve a syringe. It is unclear if Larissa is getting fillers or perhaps something like botox. Either way, she makes it very clear that fans will not get to see the results just yet. Whatever you may think of Larissa’s behavior, on 90 Day Fiance or off-screen, she’s a beautiful woman. But we’re reasonably confident that she wouldn’t do anything to change that. That said, we do remember her confusion about 90 Day Fiance’s startlingly low payments to first-season stars. Larissa had the understandable expectation that being on a reality show would see her get a lot of money. At the time, she mentioned that she would have gotten cosmetic procedures if she had the cash. Larissa also shareda  photo from Hottie Hair Salon and Extensions store. True to her word, she’s not showing off how her face looks just yet. “Hmm what to do to my hair????” Larissa asks her fans and followers. “I need new look.” To disguise her face, Larissa obscures it with a massive heart eyes emoji. Take a look: Some fans may be understandably concerned that Larissa is treating herself to a beauty makeover. Is she spending GoFundMe money that fans donated to help with her legal fees and living expenses on a luxury beauty glow-up? Probably not. Given Larissa’s level of fame, it seems likely that she was invited to do this, directly or through a management company. 90 Day Fiance is outrageously popular, so advertising through the show’s stars can give a product or store a lot of exposure. For some stars on the show, the chance to promote different brands for cash or free products makes up for how little they make from TLC. In case anyone might balk at dating a married woman, know that Larissa was served with divorce papers last month. Then, in February, she filed her formal response. She and Coltee are gearing up for a heated battle over property and money that Larissa says that he stole from her. In the mean time, however, prospective boyfriends may want to carefully consider whether Larissa is girlfriend material. As we mentioned, she is a beautiful woman, and may be even more so after her dramatic makeover. She was also arrested for domestic battery three times in the span of seven months. View Slideshow: Colt Johnson Was a Battered Husband, Mom Debbie Confirms

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David Eason: Caught Cheating on Jenelle Evans?!

Posted on February 18, 2019 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

If you're a Teen Mom 2 fan, then you're probably already aware that David Eason and Jenelle Evans don't have the most stable relationship. In fact, in the past six months alone, Jenelle accused David of assault; David received a visit from the Secret Service for issuing violent threats online, and as always, the Department of Child and Family Services took a keen interest in the Easons and their ability to raise children. The current season of TM2 has shown us that David recently became a major threat to Jenelle's career by menacing crew members while she's trying to film. ( Eason was fired from the show last year after launching a bigoted tirade against fans on social media.) So it didn't come as much of a surprise when Jenelle announced that she's single over the weekend. Of course, we've been down this road before, and these two always reconcile, usually within a day or two. This time, however, those who are rooting for Jenelle to stick to her guns and kick David to the curb have discovered some encouraging news on Eason's Facebook page. Take a look: 1. The Easons On the current season of Teen Mom 2, Jenelle often bursts into tears while defending David. But a lot has changed in the months since the season was filmed. 2. All the Single Ladies On Saturday, Jenelle changed her relationship status to “Separated” and posted that she’s “Single AF” on Facebook. 3. Not Thrilled About It As you can see, Jenelle was not in the greatest spirits over the weekend — but it looks as though she’s sticking to her guns. 4. Leaving the Land In fact, it seems she doesn’t know where David is at the moment — and doesn’t particularly care. 5. Also Single AF David quietly changed his relationship status to “Single” after Jenelle revealed she’s on the market. 6. Going the Extra Mile Yes, David took things one step further than Jenelle, who only switched her status to “Separated.” View Slideshow

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The Real Housewives of Atlanta Recap: Who Got Engaged?

Posted on February 18, 2019 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Porsha Williams and Dennis McKinley’s relationship may have started with a bunch of hurdles, but Sunday’s episode of The Real Housewives of Atlanta showed that they were in it for the long haul.  Dennis had been dropping hints about a proposal to Williams for quite some time, so she kept getting her hopes up only to be let down.  Porsha and Dennis went out for dinner and drinks with Shamari and Ronnie DeVoe. That’s when Dennis opened up to Ronnie about his plans.  “Oh, you’re gonna propose on Friday?!” Ronnie whispered in excitement. “Damn, son! You got it all mapped out?” “I got it mapped out. She don’t know,” Dennis replied before confirming that his romantic plans involved a helicopter ride.  Thankfully, Lauren, Porsha’s sister was in the know from the get-go, so she was on hand to help out in any way she could.  That meant keeping up the ruse that Porsha was on her way to a charity event.  “For real, I’m legit scared,” Porsha said of getting on a helicopter. “I actually texted [Dennis] the other day, and I was like, ‘I don’t think I even wanna do the thing. Just cancel it. Let’s just do something else.’ And he sounded so disappointed that we weren’t gonna go. So I was like, ‘Okay, you know what? Fine. We’ll go.'” When the day arrived, Porsha and Dennis managed to get in and out of the helicopter without any issues.  That was a huge positive given how scared Porsha was. Williams was concerned because there were no other people around.  “They’re probably here already,” Dennis replied. “They can only fit one couple at a time.” Porsha totally bought it. “I’m glad I got my makeup done!” Porsha said as the duo walked into the high-class building.  In a truly romantic moment, Porsha realized her favorite song was playing. When the pair got to the room, there were flowers, photographers and even the singer of her favorite song. “Would you like to be Mrs. McKinley?” Dennis said as he got down on one knee. Porsha gleefully accepted.  “You don’t understand how many times we have sung this song in the car to each other,” Porsha said in a confessional. “I have my parts, he has his parts, and Lil’ Mo is here singing it to us! I’ve dreamed about how he was gonna propose. I thought he was gonna propose in Miami, I thought he was gonna propose here, I thought he was gonna propose there.” “But for him to do it like this with the helicopter and Lil’ Mo and all the flowers and — can we talk about the ring? He did that! Thank you, boo!” “Just thinking about how alone I was at first, and now,” Porsha said as she fought back tears. “No one will ever understand what it means for me to have gone through a miscarriage before, all by myself, without the person who made that child with me as my support, to now be pregnant and have the man who is the father of my child be so loving, so thoughtful. It means the world to me.” Elsewhere on this romantic installment: – Kand and Todd continued their quest to have another child. Todd was still on the fence of taking the surrogacy route, but started to question everything when they met Shandi, a potential person who could carry their child.  – Eva tried to find the perfect dress for her upcoming wedding, but she was shocked to learn the one she had her eye on could not be made in time.  – Nene and Gregg couldn’t stop arguing, and Nene started to wonder whether their relationship was, once again, about to come to an end.  What did you think of all the twists? Hit the comments below.  The Real Housewives of Atlanta continues Sundays on Bravo.  View Slideshow: The Real Housewives of Atlanta Season 11: All the Secrets… EXPOSED!

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Jake Harris, Ex-Deadliest Catch Star, Arrested for Felony Drug Possession

Posted on February 16, 2019 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Jake Harris is in major trouble with the law. The former Deadliest Catch star was arrested on January 23 for felony DUI and drug possession, as reported by TMZ. Details are still coming in, but this is what we know so far about the incident… It took place in Skagit County, Washington where police say the 33-year-old refused to identify himself to park rangers, after they tried pulling him over. In response to this attempt, Harris took off with his RV, prompting state troopers to turn on their sirens chase him down and force him down. Once they managed to do so, the legal problems only became worse for Harris. Authorities say the troopers noticed signs of drug use on the ex-reality star, most prominently pinpoint pupils, bloodshot eyes and a pale face. They also say he was jittery, unable to stand still and just shaking the whole time – while also talking very quickly. As if these signs were not sufficient evidence, a K-9 alerted cops to drugs in the RV. From here, once again, it got even worse… Police allegedly discovered a half ounce of heroin and other paraphernalia associated with the selling of drugs. Moreover, they found a shotgun Harris claims he purchased from someone for $150 and a “ball” of heroin… which was stolen. Harris He was arrested and charged with four felonies: 1. DUI. 2. Possession of a controlled substance, 3. Maintaining a vehicle or premises for drug trafficking. 4. Possession of a stolen firearm. Heck, Harris was even driving on a suspended license. Harris was skipper of the Cornelia Marie prior to leaving Deadliest Catch in 2012. His struggled with drugs over the years have been well-noted and publicized, never more so when he was nearly beaten to death in November of 2016. According to local Washington officers at the time, Harris got into a car with multiple individuals… and was thrown out at some point. He was discovered by the police with injuries so serious that he was transported to the ICU. Based on a message posted by his brother, Josh, shortly after the assault, Harris was bleeding from the brain and came close to dying. “They literally beat my brother, left him for dead, threw him out of a moving vehicle onto the side of the freeway,” Josh told fans in an update back then, adding: “Luckily the people that were behind the vehicle that he got thrown out of ended up seeing my brother and called 911.” The people responsible for this beating were eventually arrested and, to this day, it’s unknown exactly what transpired and/or why. But many folks believe drugs were involvd. Harris’ bail for this new arrest, meanwhile, has been set at $200,000.

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Derick Dillard: Was He Actually Nice to Jill Duggar for Valentine’s Day?!

Posted on February 15, 2019 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Look, nobody likes Derick Dillard, right? Well, like we’re sure Jill thinks he’s OK, and he has family and friends and all that. And then there are the people who are obsessed with the Duggars, who think they are a beautiful, wholesome family and all that stuff with Josh was no big deal because hey, everybody makes mistakes. But when it comes to the casual observers of this family, the people who are familiar with them and actually have some common sense? Yeah, Derick is the worst. And this is for many reasons. Of course Derick holds the same conservative beliefs as the rest of the Duggars, that’s no surprise. The difference is that Derick is just super, super outspoken about it. You probably know where this is going — remember when he thought it was a good idea to go after Jazz Jennings, a transgender teenager who also has a show on TLC? He’s done this several times, actually, but it’s always the same. He misgenders her on purpose, referring to her as “him” and “he” when Jazz has made it abundantly clear that she’s a “she,” and he believes that that her parents are abusing her by allowing her to transition. These kinds of comments got him, along with Jill, fired from Counting On. On top of that, there’s all the begging for money. Derick has asked fans for donations many, many times for their missionary trips, even though they were reality stars for most of that. Jill’s dad owns several private jets, you’d think they could afford to go to Central America, you know? Lots of people thought Derick was taking advantage of his wife’s fame to get money and to avoid getting a real job, and that’s because he was. These days, Derick is going to law school , which is cool, but he’s still not working. And that leads us (kind of) into the next thing … Which is that Derick really just seems to be a not-so-great husband. He’s taken Jill with him to class or to the library several times and called it “date night,” which is just sad. Obviously he’s busy with school, but lots of Duggar fans seem to think that he’s putting in minimal effort in his marriage. They also think he’s not putting in effort for their two sons, either. Last month, he called them a “curse” in a tweet , so that should show you how he feels about that. Derick just has lots of bad qualities, and there’s no way around that. But was he characteristically awful for Valentine’s Day, too? He actually wasn’t! As Jill explained on Instagram, “He ordered flowers last week to be sent to our house today with a note that told me to look in the trumpet on the piano.” “It had a handwritten note rolled up and placed in the end of it that he had placed there this morning!” “So very thoughtful!” she gushed. “Love my hubby!” “Ok, so funny story though,” she continued. “He hoped they would be delivered while he was at school … but when he got home this evening, the UPS truck was just pulling away and some of our neighbor’s packages were on our doorstop.” She said that their packages and their neighbor’s packages are “continually getting mixed up,” but that “when he took them over to her place, my flowers with my name were on her doorstep!” “I was distracted giving the boys baths when Derick came in,” she wrote, “so in the end it still worked out great.” “He got the flowers all fixed up and then called me in … I just love that he put so much thought into it all … so great!” She finished up her story with a sweet “Love you babe!” It’s hard to make out the note Derick wrote for her, but it begins with “When I think of all the ways the lord has blessed me, you’re at the top of my list.” Honestly, this really was sweet of Derick, right? Flowers, a handwritten note expressing love and appreciation for your spouse — it’s basically what Valentine’s Day is all about. Here’s hoping that he can keep up this same energy for a while instead of going back to the same old terrible Derick. It would be neat if he had a redeeming quality, wouldn’t it? View Slideshow: Jill Duggar & Derick Dillard Net Worth: Are They REALLY Broke?!

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Kansas Man’s "Need to Defecate" Hilariously Mistaken For Bomb Threat

Posted on February 15, 2019 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

They say no good deed goes unpunished. A Kansas man learned that lesson the hard way this week when his honorable warning to his fellow Home Depot customers was mistaken as a dangerous bomb threat. According to police, the unidentified man informed other bathroom users that he desperately needed to, um … liquidate some lumber. Unfortunately, a poor choice of words and some confusion over common fecal slang led to a very messy situation. Allow us to explain: A police report from the incident indicates that the entire store was evacuated when the man was overheard remarking: “You all need to get out of here because I’m fixin’ to blow it up.” According to a witness, two patrons laughed because they understood the man “was in a serious need to defecate, and that he was attempting to provide a polite warning to the other patrons of the bathroom.” But a third shopper clearly wasn’t in on the joke. A 911 call from a Home Depot employee reveals that at least one customer mistakenly believed the man was planning to drop a literal bomb. “We just had a customer here made what may have been a bomb threat,” the caller said. “He said, uh, somebody told me there’s a bomb in here and you need to leave the building. He said it three times.” We’re not sure why anyone thought an actual bomber would announce his violent intentions to his potential victims, but police were quick to evacuate everyone in the store, including one man who was “standing at a urinal” at the time of the incident. Fortunately, someone eventually explained to police that the bathroom bomber “meant a bowel movement” and was not referring to an actual explosive device. Unless he had recently eaten Taco Bell, in which case there’s no telling what might have happened. On Twitter, the story elicited much laughter and the use of many a smiling poop emoji. “These are very touchy times. Instead of threatening to blow up a place with a bowel movement, just do it,” tweeted Ira Kutis. Obviously, that’s great advice. If you follow it every time you deuce in the Depot, it should ensure that the only thing being evacuated will be your colon. Interestingly, it seems that Home Depot bathrooms are frequently witness to LOL-worthy chicanery. In 2013, a woman somehow Superglued herself to a toilet inside the store. Okay, we guess there are only two wacky Home Depot bathroom stories that made national headlines. But hey, that’s twice as many as Lowe’s! That may sound like a condemnation, but actually, it’s an endorsement. After all, who doesn’t like a little bathroom humor when they’re shopping for a new plunger?

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