It wouldn’t be Christmas, if professional wife of rapper Ice T, who has rumored to have cheated on him, because you can take a hooker off the streets, out of the backpages, off of the stripper stage and lap dance booth, but you can’t take the hooker out of the morally void, clown ass and titty because it got her tips, girl….didn’t post a slutty santa pic… So I guess that means it is Christmas….
Obviously you guys know how much I love Hilary Duff and that she’s one of my favorite MILFs on the plane, so seeing her dressed in this hooker like short shorts and fishnet stocking makes me want to blow my wad. Big time! » view all 16 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews
Her name is Hana Jirickova …she is a Czech model. Her biggest flaw in being Czech is that unlike other Czech girls…she’s not shooing porn for 100 dollars a scene. I am talking some of the most incredible looking girls who are making very little money to fuck on camera are Czech…yet this one has gone off to do Vogue…but at least she’s showing some nipple, because without nipple I would feel as though she completely lost touch with her hooker roots… That said, she’s pretty fucking perfect and I am in love…like I am with all these girls…because I am easy to please thanks to my fat wife ruining women for me, before realizing if I detach myself from hating her, her disgustingness has made me love all women…one of those they are all better than her…she is the problem…save me…situations…
Eliza Gonzalez is some Mexican superstar, and as a Mexican I should probably hate her because she reminds me of my mother, only she doesn’t at all…because this hooker, unlike my mother the hooker, is lean and hot bodied, and clearly not a Mayan…I mean she’s one of those mixed mexicans who is not 100 percent me,xican by DNA, but more her European family moved to Mexico and generations later she was created…not to mention her John’s pay her more than a couple of collars for a fuck…she’s more strategic than that as she is on her quest to be the Next Sofia Vergara in America… I am not like the black guy I used to go to stripclubs with, who always hated when black strippers would go on stage, because he felt stripping was for white people, and black strippers were not being all they could be, and instead bringing down the race.. In fact, I encourage all races to walk around half naked with bodies like this…seriously, she’s fucking good.
You want to know what fucking sucks?? Catalog pics of a bikini model in a bikini…not because I hate bikinis, or bikini models in bikinis, but because they are always fucking boring…because shit is for a catalog and not a bikini model fetish site…where there’s any concept of strategy in making shit interesting…. Whether it is retard head Nina Agdal, the hooker who broke down so many barriers like so many hookers before her, you know booking SI Swimsuit for free, without having an Athlete boyfriend…or any other of these bitches…shit is not inspiring and more just marketing for them to find rich husbands like so many hookers before her… Boring. What could they do to make it better? Maybe a little Pornstar Experience…that is hooker talk for ANAL!!
I may have found my new favorite nobody and she’s French reality star Nabilla Benattia . Here she is in Miami looking like a 500 dollar an hour hooker. At least, that is the most I’d be willing to pay if I had a cent to my name, but according to my rich friends, once you go over $300 it’s really all the same thing. Anyway, I hope to see more of Nabilla in the future. She’s definitely a star in my eyes.
Rihanna likes to expose herself and I like to watch….she sold her soul…and fucking rides it out better than anyone who has sold their soul before her….most people are all uptight about losing their privacy, while she just fucking owns it….and if people want to look at her naked…she’s more than happy to let them….it’s the hooker she in her that I have no choice but to love….because this is what I want out of all girls I’ve ever met ever…. So here she is with Terry Richardson at some shoot in a bikini top or bra….keepin’ it real.
SOME EVERYDAY ENERGY TO KEEP UP WITH THE HOLIDAY PERVERTS….. …from hanging outside changing rooms and at the bottom of escalators in hopes of seeing up skirts…to hanging in bars filled with single or recently divorced women who don’t want to be alone for the holidays….to crashing corporate Christmas parties…for the free booze….you need this this holiday season… Modeled by the ever amazing and Beautiful and lovely girls who are my friends and not my hooker ARIEL REBEL and VERONICA VICE TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
A Real Touch Interactive – So That I can Fuck Myself better than she can fuck me…but more importantly so that I stop trying to fuck her…because my hooker thinks I’m disgusting… …Best Gift Ever…. Modeled by the beautiful ARIEL REBEL and VERONICA VICE TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK