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Destinee Hooker Leads U.S. to Volleyball Win Over China

Destinee Hooker’s unusual name receives a lot of attention, but the 25-year-old U.S. Olympic volleyball standout wants to be known for her play. She’s succeeding. Hooker scored 22 points and the U.S. women’s team improved to 3-0 with a three-set preliminary round victory over China. The top-ranked U.S., led by Hooker, toughed out a 26-24, 25-16, 31-29 win against the third-seeded Chinese in a possible medal round preview. The Americans may be a team of … wait for it … Destinee. Hooker isn’t surprised that her name is getting a lot of press at the London Olympics; she’s been dealing with the remarks since she was a child. She says it doesn’t faze her, though, as she’s proud of it. Destinee’s name was a result of severe complications at birth; she nearly died then, but pulled through, inspiring her dad to call his baby girl “Destinee.” As for the double E? “Since I was such a blessing, [my father] decided he wanted to spell it uniquely,” she explained to celebrity gossip website TMZ. “So I am thankful to be here and glad my Dad gave me the name.” We’re thankful as well. The Chinese team? Maybe a little less so.

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Katie Holmes and her Alien Bikini of the Day

I know if I was a sci-fi writer, instead of a blog no one reads writer, I’d make my rich person cult to make myself millions, jacked up with a lot more sex…I mean there area few low level alien worshiping cults here, and they involve one main dude, a massive compound, and a lot of hardcore sex. My cult would involve bikini parties, nudist everything, and like a muslim four major prayer times signaled by a giant bell, only our kind of prayer would be sucking my dick. I don’t know shit about this Scientology shit, I just know Tom Cruise is a homosexual, I dont know how Suri was conceived, but more importantly, I don’t know what happened to Katie Holmes’ tit…maybe the opression caused stress that made them go into hiding…. Who knows, I just think she needs to be a bigger fucking slut….more nude scenes all I know her from is talking too much in the most annoying way in Dawson’s Creek, and I only watched that show once. I want to know her for the bitch who can blow bubbles or do other circus tricks out of her cunt. All this waiting for a fake alien created by an acid flashback makes a bitch boring. To See The Rest of the Pics Follow This Link

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Paris Hilton Stalker Fail of the Day

The story is that Paris Hilton has a stalker…..I know it is already not believable…cuz 98 percent of the world forgets Paris Hilton exists…but apparently she does, and motherfucker has a restraining order against him that he just violated. His name is James Rainford and I’m calling that he’s an aspiring actor hired to play a stalker for this bitch to get some media attention cuz the break-up, miscarriage, and whatever else she’s tried isn’t working…you see cuz we’ve evolved as an audience and scandals don’t phase us anymore…. Seriously, I will bet all my hooker money on the fact that this story is a complete fucking lie….and I don’t use my hooker money negligently…I make sure every penny is allocated to the proper pussy…not just thrown away, espeially not over Paris Hilton bottom feeding trash….he is a staffer doing it for some money, some fame, and I bet the police are in on it too….Hollywood is a fucking lie… But if he was seriously her stalker, he failed, cuz he shoulda killed her off when he had a chance, maybe even make a “Weekend at Bernie’s” sex tape with her, cuz as a stalker he should want to try to make the public love her like he loves her…you know giving us the best of both worlds, knowing we all hate her, that’s the only way….But none of that matters cuz it is all fake.

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Lady Gaga Debuts New Song “Government Hooker” At Mugler Fashion Show

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Lady Gaga, finally free from those pointy skin-hued shoulder pads, not only made her runaway debut at the Mugler fashion show in Paris this afternoon — she debuted her new song “Government Hooker” as she strutted her stuff in her standard giant platform hooves. The song is pretty good, and Gaga didn’t fall and become … More » Broadcasting platform : YouTube Source : Idolator Discovery Date : 02/03/2011 23:04 Number of articles : 2

Lady Gaga Debuts New Song “Government Hooker” At Mugler Fashion Show

Coco’s Big Fat Stupid Ass of the Day

I am tired of writing the exact same thing about Coco time after time, but she is not tired of showing the exact same thing time after time. It’s like this shit is groundhog day, only in this groundhog day the hooker/stripper who convinced a rapper to marry her cuz she was curvy changes her cheesy cheap whore looking outfits on the regular to keep her one trick fresh for her one john, if that makes sense, which it does if you’re a genius like me. I know she’s got a stupid fat ass that is most likely implants. I know her hustle and apparently, that’s all you need to make it in America, pathetic yet amazing. Enjoy.

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Elle Macpherson Spreads Her Ex-Model Mom Legs of the Day

Here are some pictures of Elle Macpherson that remind me of when I used to play “raid” with the hooker I used to “date”. I’d break into the shitty motel room in a cop costume, I’d pin her against the wall, I’d make her “spread em” and then I’d rape her, but it wasn’t really rape, because she was charging me and because my dick is so small it is hardly a weapon and even if I force myself on the bitch, it ends up a comical mess because they never knew dicks came that small and they get intrigued by how they don’t feel it inside them…but enough about me…there are pictures of Elle Macpherson from behind and despite being a mom and a retired model, she’s still got a place in my heart as being a woman I spent the summer of ‘89 masturbating to. Pics via Bauer

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Vote: Who Is the Celebrity of the Decade?

• Vote: Who Is the Celebrity of the Decade? • Hottie With A Machine Gun • Women Are So F–king Weird • 10 Ways To Be The Life Of The Party • Smokin’ Hot Babe Falls Down • Tiger Wife Sighting • Get A Hooker …Dammit! Continue reading

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Orange You Glad To See Ashley Tisdale?

Ashley Tisdale is what I’d like to call a 5 beer girl. Maybe a 4 depending on my mood. I dig the hooker boots, the legs and the tight body but the orange skin really highlights the ugliness of her face.

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Michael Jackson Business Sues Phone Book

Filed under: Celebrity Justice , Michael Jackson The following companies have just been sued by Bravado International Group — the company that has the rights to distribute shirts, posters and other things Michael Jackson — for allegedly selling bootlegged stuff in violation of the copyright:Jin … Permalink

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