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Kelly Brook in a One Piece Dancing to Blurred Lines of the Day

Kelly Brook posted this to Instagram 4 or 5 days ago and no one really cared because no one really cares about Kelly Brook. I can assume that this video was shot over a year ago when this horrible song was first put into the world to brainwash us and make us want to shoot ourselves in the ear to not hear it ever again… Even the most retarded pop culture retard must hate this song by now…it’s been so overplayed…the only person who should still be dancing to this is EMILY RAT-COW…because it was the only thing she’s done that has mattered to date…and will likely be the only thing she ever does ever…she’s that level of talent… Yet she’s dancing to it…and not screaming…all while looking 20 pounds lighter than she looked last week…making me thing it’s months old….but its’ still some UK Glamour Model living the dream in America…doing American things…with her big tits America doesn’t love, but that the UK made famous enough to bring her here…and the whole thing isn’t that magical…but tits are worth looking’ at always…so here they are. TO SEE PICS OF FATTER KELLY BROOK PUMPING GAS CLICK HERE

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Kelly Brook in a One Piece Dancing to Blurred Lines of the Day

Anastasia Ashley’s Doing the Rihanna Paddleboard Pic of the DAy

Anastasia Ashley keeps instagram fun. Whether it’s with her surfer ass or her doing parodies of celebrity bikini pics….I always get a good laugh…then a good cry….because I always cry when I want to masturbate but can’t because all my hard living broke my clit sized buried in fat penis…now to be clear, that wasn’t a crying when masturbating joke, I hate those….but rather just a sad glimpse into my horrible life…a life that Anastasia Ashley’s instagram consistently reminds me is flawed, failed… Here she is doing the RIHANNA Paddle Board Erotica…which is the only kind of erotica anyone should know!

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Anastasia Ashley’s Doing the Rihanna Paddleboard Pic of the DAy

Nicki Minaj Booty Dance of the Day

I don’t know which ass is Nicki Minaj’s or if any of these asses are Nicki Minaj’s because they all look the fucking same to me… Was that racist? I feel like that was racist? Am I going to have to make a donation to the United Negro College Fund again, or adopt a black baby like I was Sandra Bullock? Just look at the booty shaking and pretend this post never happened.

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Nicki Minaj Booty Dance of the Day

Jennifer Lawrence’s Lesbian Haircut of the Day

I don’t know why this is news…or why people care…I guess that is just further proof that we are fucking doomed as a society…but Jennifer Lawrence cut her hair…like she was Anne Hathaway…now give her a fucking Oscar… I just know that a world where this affects people in anyway, other than sexual, you know a world where this is dinner table conversation, like “Oh Emm Gee Jennifer Lawrence cut her hair, did you see”….is a world I can’t live in…or at least don’t want to live in…and while living in it…I will have to do as much damage as possible to regulate or sidetrack people from going down this horrible road…by sexualizing these things…and giving her hair a sexual preference…you know if her hair was a porno, there would be mad strap ons – yo.

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Jennifer Lawrence’s Lesbian Haircut of the Day

Jenna Jameson Returns To The Adult World

Years ago when I went the AVN Awards, Jenna Jameson said that she would no longer work in the adult business, but I guess times are tough and girl needs to make a few bucks because here she is at the Exxxotica Expo that took place in New Jersey this past weekend. So maybe this a sign that Jenna is going to get back do doing what she does best and film a few new porn scenes. I’m sure the MILF market would love to have her. I know with all the horrible material that is out there now, Jenna could possibly reel me back into the underworld.

Beach Chair Fight of the Day

Sometimes all a beach needs a little friendly game of throw your beach chair at your neighbor to really allow you to take in the horrible techno music, fully embrace your molly roll, as half naked girls in bikinis walk by you….I mean why take in the sun and scenery of a beautiful hot summer day…when you can start beach chair riots… It happened in Israel, I can’t be too sure if it has anything to do with the Palestinians and the Jews fighting over beach territory, but I am going to assume that it is, provided Palestinians are allowed on the beaches…

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Malena Costa Re Creating Movie Babes for GQ Spain of the Day

Her name is Malena Costa, she’s some tall hot model from who the fuck cares, and she’s recreating some randomly selected movie babes in her GQ Spain spread…. If you look at the pictures you will see her as Bo Derek as Jenny in “Ten”, as Halle Berry as Jinx in “Die Another Day”, as Jinx again, as Jessica Alba as Sam in “Into the Blue”, as Sam again, as Raquel Welch as Loana in “One Million Years B.C.”, as Loana again, as Sue Lyon as Dolores Haze in Kubrick’s “Lolita”, as Lolita again…. It’s like a mix of old and new that makes absolutely no fucking sense,haphazardly thrown together, it’s like a horrible internet top 10 list, but the picture version, only unlike the horrible top 10 list, you know all chosen at random, this list involves bikinis..and I’m into that and so are you…that’s why we are friends.

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Malena Costa Re Creating Movie Babes for GQ Spain of the Day

This is my Bieber experience from October 2012 & June…

This is my Bieber experience from October 2012 & June 2013. I know it’s long and I’m sorry for the horrible grammar throughout the entire video, but I hope you guys enjoy it and there are pictures at the end!  -Melanie (@Bieber_Invasion) Read the rest here: This is my Bieber experience from October 2012 & June…

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Kendall Jenner’s Teen Bikini Wearing Body with Puppies of the Day

The best way to creep up a picture, you may feel creepy looking at, because she’s only 17, is to throw in a couple of puppies, because puppies are the same thing you would throw into your pitch in conversation with them, provided you ran into them at the park…You would even have a leash to make the “lost puppy” and need for help angle more believable… I live in Canada, 16 is legal, so 17 year olds in bikinis don’t excite me, if anything I find them as annoying as all teens who get all loud in public…they can’t handle their booze, they don’t know how to bang, even though they aren’t virgins, and they don’t really have a clue in how the world works, especially when they are coddled rich brats like these Kardashians… The only thing decent about a 17 year old, is that they aren’t fat or dumpy, or as 25 year olds like to call it “Womanly”…code for fat…. At 17, with Olympic genes, staying fit is easy, and it looks good, almost good enough for her dreams of being a Victoria’s Secret model, a sign of how ridiculous our world has become, you know that the youth want to be bikini model. Even though I can’t see anything bad in having a generation of girls trying to look like bikini models…because it’s better than having a generation of girls wanting to be fat lazy pics with 3 kids on welfare addicted to baked goods…. Either way, here’s the long legs in a bikini holding puppies…and it’s not as bad as the rest of the horrible family…but then again, nothing really is.

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Vanessa Hudgnen’s $$$EX of the Day

So Vanessa Hudgens has finally made it in the world as the tramp she always wanted to be, you know back when she was posting nude pics to the internet, Spring Breakers was just a way for her to legitimize that, and the only thing that confuses me in the whole thing, is that if she’s so fucking horny, why doesn’t she work out a bit, cuz seeing her belly hang over her bikini is alright for a random drunk girl by the pool at 4 am you’re willing to fuck cuz you want to fuck, but not for a celebrity, especially not while filming a movie in a bikini. That said, she’s launched a song with some dubstep sounding EDM producer called YLA, called $$$EX, milking the Spring Breakers shit, cuz it’s the only thing she’s done that has any “hype” around it, with people she wants hype from….and yesterday they released this video, that may or may not feature Hudgens, but that is pushing the horrible song, Harlem Shake Styles. Possibly the worst, but girls in bikinis aren’t so bad, even when they are bad. Please don’t buy this song or encourage this movement.

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Vanessa Hudgnen’s $$$EX of the Day