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Vanessa Hudgnen’s $$$EX of the Day

So Vanessa Hudgens has finally made it in the world as the tramp she always wanted to be, you know back when she was posting nude pics to the internet, Spring Breakers was just a way for her to legitimize that, and the only thing that confuses me in the whole thing, is that if she’s so fucking horny, why doesn’t she work out a bit, cuz seeing her belly hang over her bikini is alright for a random drunk girl by the pool at 4 am you’re willing to fuck cuz you want to fuck, but not for a celebrity, especially not while filming a movie in a bikini. That said, she’s launched a song with some dubstep sounding EDM producer called YLA, called $$$EX, milking the Spring Breakers shit, cuz it’s the only thing she’s done that has any “hype” around it, with people she wants hype from….and yesterday they released this video, that may or may not feature Hudgens, but that is pushing the horrible song, Harlem Shake Styles. Possibly the worst, but girls in bikinis aren’t so bad, even when they are bad. Please don’t buy this song or encourage this movement.

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Vanessa Hudgnen’s $$$EX of the Day

Rachel Bilson Looks Different in Cosmo Australia of the Day

The cute girl from The O.C. is starting to look like a Real Housewife of wherever the fuck she’s a housewife…I’m thinking it’s in Canada on some farm somewhere, because that’s what someone I know who fucked her husband’s sister told me…which makes sense since the Husband hasn’t got work since the last Star Wars…and has to make sure his woman doesn’t get tempted by actors who can actually call themselves actors…rather than dudes who have just acted…if you know what I mean…..not that her kidnapper is really that interesting or worth talking about….when she’s in shorts in cover on a magazine….like this was still 1999….when her botox face tells us it totally is not….good times.

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Rachel Bilson Looks Different in Cosmo Australia of the Day

Miranda Kerr in some Wedding Lingerie Catalog Shots of the Day

As much as I hate the idea of marriage and pregancy and family and commitment thanks to my horrible wife..and the life sentence she is…I really don’t mind looking at or even fucking other people’s wives…because I can tell how miserable they are in their situation and I don’t mind being so bad in bed with them to bring them hope in their old life and realize “hey, it’s not so bad with this asshole, compared to that Jesus Martinez motherfucker”….I am so good at it…I could start a marriage counseling company where my sole job is to fuck a dudes wife to make her love him again….but apparently it’s illegal to do that…. That said, here’s Miranda Kerr in some tacky, trashy, marriage lingerie…or lingerie you put a girl in to role play wedding night….god knows why you’d do that…cuz I hear that’s normally the last blowjob a man gets….

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Miranda Kerr in some Wedding Lingerie Catalog Shots of the Day

The Liberty Ross Nude Pic of the DAy

Liberty Ross posed nude for the recent issue of the LOVE magazine that also feature Kate Moss’ awesome well traveled bush ….the highlight of the issue as far as I’m concerned…butt his Liberty Ross chick took the back seat, as she’s used, by getting nude to show the world what her husband or ex-husband, Rupert Sanders, left behind the night he stuck his dick in Kristen Stewart…..but then again, my portable air conditioner has more sex appeal than inbred Kristen Steward…leading me to think this Liberty Ross was either horrible in bed, or the kind of groupie mom who stops fucking when she gets the kid and retirement plan from Rupert Sanders.. I’d like to thank Jack for sending this in while I was drinking with a couple college girls…along with this insane note…that makes me think he should be drinking in a padded room….he’s a threat to society.. Her nipples are on the better side of perfect and something you could gnaw and bite on while whistling snow white tunes to get her more enraged. This would be a perfect relationship for me. I could pretend I was an angry dwarf and eat her pussy for days! She was a model before selling her soul to her director ex-husband who cheated her after she made babies with him, possibly cuz her vagina got too loose to enjoy…so assume there are nudes of her out there already but these ones are new – so be excited…. Here’s the pic…

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Nina Agdal for Carl’s Jr of the Day

Carl’s Jr is back…this time with a fish sandwich….not the kind of fish sandwich I usually like my fame whore bikini models trying to get exposure eating….I’m more into the lesbian sex in a threesome kind of Fish Sandwich eating…. This ad, is hardly as intense as the previous ones they’ve done, sure this a behind the scenes, but I can tell it’s not gonna be awesome….and I am not just saying that cuz they used Nina Agdal….SI’s poster girl….who I assume is gonna be the cover this year….despite looking like she has downs syndrome….but maybe because she has downs syndrome in a make a wish foundation move….like she was Brooklyn Decker…back when Andy Roddick’s agents gave them no choice but to give her the cover… She’s got a great body…and I guess when it comes to bikini models…that is what matters…

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Nina Agdal for Carl’s Jr of the Day

Beyonce With No Make Up Scares the Fuck Out of Me

I drank too fucking much and had what I thought were horrible fucking nightmares all night….you know the kind you wake up from in a cold sweat thinking someone is trying to choke you the fuck out to steal your kidneys or rape you or make you renew your vows with your fat wife leading to an action filled chase where ultimately you get caught…..but it turns out it was just these Beyonce without makeup heading to the superbowl to practice her horrible half time show…..that shit’s worst than hell….. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF HER WITHOUT MAKEUP FOLLOW THIS LINK Here she is at the Superbowl Promo Shoot …. if you care….football fans who love the halftime show….because it was designed to shut your wife up during the game…. TO SEE HER AT HER SUPERBOWL PROMO SPOT VIDEO FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Scarlett Johansson for Esquire Russia January 2013 of the Day

Scarlett Johansson was always an overrated, chubby girl who couldn’t act….but the public didn’t realize it…because they were too distracted at the fact that like 98 percent of women…she had tits…and good lips….but other than that…nothing she has done has been sexy, erotic, interesting, amazing, compelling, even attractive…but the media just fucking eats her up like she eats cake…. So seeing her in Esquire Russia…may not be her best photoshoot, but I would argue that it is, because they focused on all that is good about her, that face….and cropped out all the is

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Scarlett Johansson for Esquire Russia January 2013 of the Day

Jenny McCarthy in Shape Magazine of the Day

I got a lot of hate on twitter the other day because of JENNY McCarthy and it wasn’t even because I was making fun of autism or her ability of her pussy to make autism…. I got shit because she posted something about the horrible India rape on a bus leading to the victim dying story….and I responded saying that I would let her rape me on a bus…even if it killed me….but then again..you can’t rape the willing…and people went nuts… Who knew the public would find the idea of Jenny McCarthy fucking on a bus disgusting….I mean sure she’s old, but her tits are only 18. Not to mention, she stays fit…proven in this Shape Magazine feature on her….that reminds me that I’d still let her rape and kill me…even if it was to stop her from speaking…or making bad jokes and stupid faces…cuz as you know she’s the most annoying in the game….

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Jenny McCarthy in Shape Magazine of the Day

Hero Lifeguard Drowns in Puerto Rico

Very sad news today out of Puerto Rico: Dylan Smith, a 23-year old surfer named by People Magazine as a Hero of the Year for his actions following Hurricane Sandy , has passed away. He body turned up on a beach yesterday morning in Rincon. Smith, a lifeguard, used his surfboard and a homemade bridge to save six people in Queens, New York during the aftermath of the tragic storm this fall. New York Fire Department Chief Chief Michael Light knew Smith and told People after learning of this horrible news: “The same sport – the sport of surfing – that he used to save all those people, it’s so shocking that he perished that way.” According to CBS, Smith’s body was spotted by local residents and he was rushed back to shore, but physicians were unable to resuscitate the 23-year old. Local police are looking into what may have led to the death.

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Where’s My Stylist? The 10 Worst-Dressed Rappers In The Game Right Now

Worst-Dressed Rappers Remember when rappers used to affect trends and determine what was hot in fashion? We used to want to wear throwbacks and Timbs and big clothes just like them. Now, when we see these rappers we just shake our heads at how stupid they look. It’s a damn shame. We scoured through all the horrible outfits to pick the worst-dressed rappers in the game right at this very moment. Warning, it gets ugly really quickly.

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Where’s My Stylist? The 10 Worst-Dressed Rappers In The Game Right Now