Miley Cyrus is my new Lohan….. For those of you who don’t know this site and who never visited the site…. I used to do this thing in the 2007-2008 called the Lohan Stalker posts…where I got my hand on Lohan’s number and I’d call her while drunk, often times leaving creepy voice mails about being connected at the soul, figuring it’d get me in the news when they finally arrested me….but they never did…instead Lohan became my text buddy and we ended up spending a night together in her hotel room…not having sex…. But she’s fallen off, she barely exists, she’s no fun to tease or play with and it’s time to move onto something new and more exciting….and I think Miley Cyrus…in her sheltered insanity is the only option….She’s a babe…and I can easily pretend we are soul mates…I just need her phone number to really make this work the way it is supposed to…and while I wait for it to be sent to me…here are some pics of her with rapper French Montana…from his instagram…showing a nice percentage of her tits…. I’m in love…
The Real Housewives of Atlanta proved the “Strip is a Trip” as we waited for the time bomb in the room to tick down to its inevitable explosion. We recap who set the fuse and who went pop in our THG +/- review. The ladies left Hollywood behind and headed off of to Vegas…via bus. Minus 12. Granted it was a nice bus but a bus ride all the same. Smartest Housewife award goes to NeNe Leakes once again for ditching the bus and flying first class. Plus 20 . I wouldn’t have blamed her if she made up the excuse about working just so she could fly. To kill time Kenya decides they should all do a little improv and try out their best housewife impressions. Honestly I thought that was going to go worse than it did. Best Impression award went to Kenya but not for the one on the bus. She and Cynthia nailed it in the hotel room when they were making fun of Phaedra. Plus 10 . Speaking of Phaedra, if anyone wanted to hand out honors for the craziest faces that girl would win hands down. How does she contort her face into those scrunchy shapes? Minus 8. Does she know she looks like that on camera? Before we finally get off the damned bus, Kandi performs the worst stand up routine in the history of housewives. Seriously? Orgasms and farting. Comedy is suppose to make you laugh, not go eww. Minus 19. Cynthia’s so tired she says she wants to use Phaedra’s donkey booty as a pillow. Minus 10. When the bus ride finally ends, the stripping begins as they all head to the Crazy Horse, sans Porsha. Kordell wouldn’t like it. You knew the ladies weren’t going to leave that one alone. Certainly Kordell seems to rule the roost but Porsha appears to like it that way. Even more disturbing was Phaedra feeling up the dancers. As NeNe said, “I thought she was gonna take a bite out of Hello Kitty.” I don’t even want to know how much you have to tip for that. Minus 15. On a side note, perhaps someone should tell Cynthia she shouldn’t be riding a mechanical bull without panties…that is unless she’s auditioning at the strip club. Minus 11. Not that I’m against the Bedroom Kandi party but did they have to travel all the way to Vegas to have one? Seems like they could have done that back in Atlanta. And I didn’t blame Porsha at all for not taking that pregnancy test. Plus 15 . Some things really should be between a husband and wife. The strawberry seduction game was more disturbing than funny. I saw more of Phaedra’s tongue than I needed to but when she took a jab at Kenya and brought up Walter one more time I really wished she would have kept it in her mouth. Leave it to Phaedra to throw out a hurtful dig and then act like she did nothing wrong. Minus 20. Honestly, I expected Kenya’s reaction to be more explosive. She only went mildly cray cray, at least it was mild for Kenya. Time to agree to hate one another and just move on. Episode total = -50! Season total = -307!
I’m going to have to start of with the cliché line… I honestly never thought I’d get the chance to write one of these! I didn’t even think I was ever going to be able to see Justin live! I’m from Northern Ireland and when tour dates came out, there were none for where I live so I tried to get tickets for Dublin but they all sold out. Then I saw that the Emerald Package was left for the 2nd night. I bought 2 tickets, 3 nights at The Gibson Hotel and train tickets to Dublin. On 16 th February, my cousin (who didn’t know we had tickets) and I went to Dublin and saw security at our hotel entrance. Turns out we were in the same hotel as Scrappy and a few others – sadly we didn’t see them. We actually needed wristbands to get in our hotel because so many people were sneaking in! I told my cousin about the tickets and her reaction was priceless. That night we walked to the shop and on our way there, we saw DJ Tay James! It happened so fast and then we tweeted him when we got back to the room, and he followed my cousin. The next morning we heard everyone screaming and I ran to the window. We saw everyone gather around the back exit, we knew it had to be Justin. Then at 4:17 p.m. my iPod beeped saying I had an email. The first thing I saw was, “Congratulations Liza!” My heart just stopped. I completely freaked out and started jumping around and crying. I just screamed, “We’re meeting him!” I think we cried for about an hour and called our family. Then on 18 th February, we woke up incredibly early as we couldn’t sleep and after nearly 4 hours of hair and makeup and about 7 outfit changes each, we finally left went to go to the arena. When we were walking around, we saw Alfredo walk past but he was on the other side of the street and we needed to be in the M&G line so we couldn’t say hey! Eventually we got into the building, and got our wristbands. Justin was late and we were waiting until about 7 p.m. until the meet and greet actually started. During this time though, Kenny, Nick, some of the dancers and Dan came out. I have to say, Dan Kanter is probably the nicest man ever. He spent over an hour going along the whole meet and greet queue and stopping and having a conversation with everyone. Finally we got to the front of the line and we were put into our group. I honestly have no idea how I was so calm. I went to give him a hug but one of the security guards pulled me across and into Justin’s other side really roughly. Justin still pulled me into him and gave me a kind of side hug. As we were waiting for the picture to be taken, I was constantly muttering, “Oh my gosh oh my gosh” under my breath. After the pic was taken, I turned and talked to him and said, “Thank you for everything” and told him I loved him. Seriously, the way he looks at you when you talk to him, it’s like he’s staring right inside you and listening to every word you say. When we walked out and the guy cut our wristbands off, that’s when it finally hit me what had happened. I just burst into uncontrollable tears and my cousin was the same! Because we were so late we had to go straight to the show and we had to walk from the top of the tiers right to the bottom because we were in the first row! I can honestly say it was the best night of my life. After watching so many videos on YouTube, I thought I knew what to expect but it’s nothing like being there in real life and experiencing it, I truly don’t have enough words to explain how amazing the whole thing was. It was just totally incredible! -Liza (@omgitsliza/@JustBieberIRL) My cousin’s reaction to the tickets! More: I’m going to have to start of with the cliché line……
My name is Kayleigh and I never thought in a million years I would meet my idol, but it happened on January 20th. I saw loads of people entering the BieberFever competitions so I decided to try it out. I took everything I had that related to Justin and I photographed it all. Once I had finished that I put it into a collage and emailed my entry and just hoped for the best. The instructions said that if you won, you would be emailed 24 hours before the concert you are attending. I was attending the 27th February show in Birmingham. On the 26th, I was in school talking to my friends about how I was going to see Justin in concert tomorrow and we started talking about what it would be like if I met him. It had me thinking. Would I keep calm? Or would I freak out? When I got home, we were getting ready for the train up to Birmingham in the morning so I had to take my baby brother down my grandmothers house so she could babysit him for the night. As I was talking to my cousin, I heard my iPod going off and when I checked it, it was an e-mail from BieberFever congratulating me about winning meet & greets! I didn’t know what to do with myself. I fell to my knees and started crying my eyes out. My nan ran over to me with tissues asking me why I was crying so I showed her the e-mail and she was so happy for me. I rung my mother and told her everything and she then ended up crying for me, even my sister was crying! For the whole night, all I could do was cry because I NEVER thought I’d be meeting my idol, my inspiration, my everything. The next day, the train for Birmingham was at 11:30 a.m. so we had to sit on the train for 3 hours. I thought I’d never get there in time. It was really rushed once we got to the hotel and I quickly changed. When I picked the meet and greet bands up, I started shaking because this was really happening. We waited for another hour or so because Justin was late. Kenny walked passed us to pick up some people from the queue, and all I could do was fangirl. Then later on, Nick Demoura came out to talk to us. I just couldn’t believe it! We also saw Dan Kanter, but couldn’t have a photo with him because he was in a rush. Then the meet and greet started. My friend and I were near the back of the queue. As we were lining up outside the curtains getting ready to go in, a man lifted up the curtain and I saw Justin getting ready for us to walk in. He licked his lips then looked at me and I froze. I couldn’t move my body at all! The man was telling me to walk in but I just couldn’t move. My friend had to push me in! My heart started beating 100 miles per hour and I was shaking so much. Because they were rushing, the security guards placed us by Justin so we could get the picture done quickly. When it was taken the guard tried pushing us out but I turned around and looked at Justin. My friend asked him for a hug but the security guard said no and Justin then said, “Sorry, we’re running late.” When I left the meet and greet, I was shaking so bad and I started crying. I cried for an hour straight. We went to find out seats in the arena and found that we were close to the stage! Everything went so perfect, I couldn’t have asked for a better night. I’m blessed that I got to meet Justin and I hope that it will happen again soon. My mother is so happy that I met him and she’s even considering buying me meet & greets for the next time he comes to Birmingham. All I have to say is, NEVER give up on your dreams because dreams DO come true. I never thought I’d ever get to meet him but I did. Everyone else’s time will come soon. -@kaaylroberts View post: My name is Kayleigh and I never thought in a million years I…
My name is Laura, I’m 15 years old and I’ve been a belieber since 2009. I’ve seen Justin live when he came to Brazil in 2011 but the tickets sold out in about 2 minutes and all I got was a ticket in the worst section. Instead of a sweet 16, in Brazil we celebrate sweet 15, and those girls spent A LOT of money on their parties. Two months before my birthday, my parents asked my what I wanted as a present. I told them I wanted Justin, and I was kinda kidding. One week later my parents came to me and said, “Laura, I’m really sorry that meet & greet is sold out, but we got you floor seats.” I was like, “What are you guys saying?” Then they told me I was flying to Miami to see my idol in concert. I swear God I’ve never cried as much as I did when they told me that. I was in shock! I started my countdown and I would have to wait another 147 days. The day of the concert I woke up 7am, I just couldn’t sleep. I walked to the American Airlines Arena, which was near the hotel I was staying at. I saw the Believe tour buses and my heart was racing like hell. I stayed there and a security came to us and said the Believe 3D movie was being filmed that day. I went crazy. I met 4 other Brazilian girls, which I became friends with and we had the best time ever before the concert. My friend just won fake M&G wristbands and they didn’t let us go meet Justin. We also tried to sneak in but we failed. We met Jon Chu, and he filmed us for the movie and also filmed our Brazilian flag. We met Ryan Good, Dan Kanter (Jon filmed us singing “The Dan Kanter Song” to Dan) and Kenny. It was finally time to go inside the arena. When Justin got on stage, I can’t even describe what I was feeling. If you’re a belieber, you just might understand me. When the Believe key started the countdown I started crying and shaking. During ‘Baby,’ Justin noticed me and pointed to my Brazilian flag! The next day I was so depressed and I wanted to go to the second concert but I had no tickets. Fifteen minutes before the concert, I found this amazing guy who works for Stubhub and I bought tickets. Even though they were really bad seats, I was still seeing Justin! He saw that I was truly a belieber and he said, “You know, I got better tickets, so give me those ones you just bought and I’ll give you better ones.” I cant even remember how many times I said thank you to the man. The energy of a Justin Bieber concert is the best ever. I swear every time you go it seems like the first time seeing him. I had the best two days ever. I wouldn’t change nothing and I’m forever grateful to my parents, and also, to God! I know I didn’t get to meet him and this is my biggest dream, but I still believe one day I will. As my idol says: NEVER SAY NEVER… and BELIEVE. -@GonnaGetBieber More here: My name is Laura, I’m 15 years old and I’ve been a belieber…
Ed Sheeran is best known for his smash hit “The A Team.” But did Taylor Swift include this young British artist on her O-Face Team this week? That’s the rumor being spread by E! News, as a source tells that outlet Sheeran arrived at Swift’s hotel the night before this year’s Brit Awards, took off straight for that singer’s room and stayed there, “just the two of them, until around 4 a.m.” So? No big deal, right? Perhaps the two were just chatting or watching movies? But Sheeran left the hotel looking “very happy,” according to a witness, jumping into a vehicle Swift had used earlier in the day and looking “very pleased with himself.” What else needs to be said? The musicians, of course, collaborated on Taylor’s “Everything Has Changed,” but an insider says they also collaborated “briefly” last spring. In a personal way. If you know what he means. Both are friends with Harry Styles , too, which ought to make this one of Swift’s more interesting break-ups when that time inevitably arrives.
Hey guys, I know you want to know what happened with Justin and how I met him last night so here is my Bieber expereince . Early in the morning I woke up and it was the day of Justin’s concert. I wanted to go early to the arena which was planned for ages but for some reason my mum wouldn’t let me. I got ready and she took me for a meal at TGI Fridays in the Traford Centre. I was so scared if I couldn’t see Justin or even get a glimpse of him. I even got him a present just incase I did. After we finished, we went to the arena and stood at the box office for about 20 minutes. The day before (February 20th) it was my birthday and my mum got me closer seats for his concert. We didn’t have them and she said we had to get them from the box office. After we waited this lady came over and asked if I was Shannon. She said, “Right I’ve just spoke to Kenny and he has your tickets, he’s sending someone up here to get you and take you to Justin.” At this point I did not know what to do with myself, my heart stopped beating and I felt like I was going to faint. About 5 minutes later some man came, found us and took us through this door and down a elevator. He had the most amazing accent ever. He was talking to Kenny through a walky-talky and I was like hyperventilating in the elevator. When we got out the elevator we were walking past all this equipment and I finally realized that I was backstage. Kenny shouted the man’s name and walked up to us. I was dying, I couldn’t even process it. Not knowing what to do, I held out my hand, he shook it and then asked for a hug. Kenny is like a bear omg. He said, “Hey Shannon, how’s it going? Here’s your tickets, Justin is going to do his meet & greets, then I will bring him round to meet you.” I was so happy, shocked and blessed. I was also scared because I didn’t even know this was not happening to me. Kenny took me into this little room and I waited there for about 30 minutes. I was pacing around because I was so nervous, my heart was pounding but I was forcing myself not to cry. A man opened the door and there was Justin, on his segaway. He rode in as normal and said, “Hey guys!” with a huge grin on his face. I was so shocked, it was unbelievable. I stood so close to Justin. It just wouldn’t process in my head. I gave him a hug and he said, “Shall we get some pictures?” I got my phone out and and he said, “You want selfies?” I FUCKING DIED! He took my phone and we got pictures, after the pictures were taken we started talking. I knew he hadn’t slept all night and he looked so tired. My mum went, “Have you had any sleep” and he said, “No actually I’ve been up all night writing music.” I had seen Alfredo’s tweet from before which said they were writing about lettuce so I asked him if he wrote one about lettuce. He said, “No actually the song was about you.” I was that shocked I just went, “What?!” He said, “The song? I wrote it about you.” I died 34298712 deaths because of what he said, he had the cutest smirk ever on his face it was unbelievable. Justin then asked if I wanted anything signed so I said my phone case and shoe. He asked me what my name was and he couldn’t spell it (it’s Shannon). It was so cute because he was there for like 5 minutes trying to write it. When he signed my shoe, he said, “Omg I love your shoes, Supras are really cool.” I DIED ONCE AGAIN! Before he left I gave him his present and he looked so surprised. He said, “Omg is this for me wow.” I said, “Yes, I know you have been through a lot and it’s just a way to say thank you for everything.” He said, “Thank you so much sweetie come here,” and we hugged again. He jumped back on his segaway and said, “Bye guys I hope you enjoy the show, it was nice meeting you,” and he left. As soon as he left I hugged my mum so hard and cried. I just met the most beautiful, talented, kindest human on this earth. After I calmed down, Kenny came back and handed me a gift bag with merchandise. He then asked for a picture.. well a ‘funny selfie’. He is the sweetest! He then walked up to near the seats and I was telling him how I was tweeting him all day yesterday since it was my birthday. He said, “Oh I’m sorry it’s just I can’t use the internet too much cause the other day my phone bill was $5,000 dollars.” I was like WOW. I then asked him about the clubbing pictures and he was laughing. We spoke about it but I don’t really wanna say anything just incase. Then we high fived, hugged and we went to our seats. I was 10 rows from the front and it was the best experience in the world. Justin is so amazingly talented and he puts so much emotion, compassion and energy into his performances. I was so grateful. I met Justin through my mum and I also suffer with depression and a life threatening condition. She has tried for months and months to make this happen and it wasn’t easy. We worked so hard. She even became really ill because she never slept. There is a lot more to it than that but basically all you need to do is have the dedication and determination. I want to thank you all again for the congrats. Please don’t give up on meeting Justin or even seeing him in concert, it will happen, I promise you. This meant so much to me that words can not describe. He means the world to me and has saved me in so many ways. If you have any questions just ask. Thanks again, love you guys. -@InsideKidrauhl Here is the original post: Hey guys, I know you want to know what happened with Justin and…
My name is Jodi and this is my MBE. Never in a million years did I expect to ever write my own Bieber experience. I have met Justin once before when he was doing a book signing in London, England but didn’t had the opportunity to get my own picture with him. When I found out that you could buy meet and greets at the Believe Tour, I just knew I had to get one. It all started when Justin announced his UK tour dates. I got up super early to try and get M&G’s in London but they sold out like lightening. I ended up buying 6th row tickets for London instead which were still beyond amazing! I didn’t give up just yet. I found out Justin was going on tour in Ireland, so I begged my mum to let us go on a short holiday to Ireland if I was lucky enough to get tickets. Being the silly mother she is, expecting my to NOT get them, she agreed and soon enough we were flying from London to Dublin! I had the meet and greets!! The atmosphere was so great in Ireland, even the staff at my hotel were excited for me to meet Justin. The cabin crew who were on Justin’s plane stayed at my same hotel! Anyway, the day of the show, I arrived at the arena and waited in the long queue outside in the cold ready to be let in to the meet and greet. I collected my VIP package, 2 wristbands and waited. There was an amazing raffle going on that include prizes such as Justin’s shoe, vest tops that he had worn the night before, signed programs and posters. Sadly, I didn’t have the winning ticket, but some of my new friends I made in line did. One of the girls kindly let me take a photo with Justin’s shoe! About 2-3 hours later, Justin had still not arrived in time for the meet and greet so some crew members came out and decided to meet us beliebers. I was so lucky to be able to speak to Dan and get a photo with him, Nick Demoura and a couple of other dancers! Then Justin had finally arrived and it was time for the meet and greet to start. As I got closer to the curtain my heart was beating extremely fast and I could feel the tears producing in my eyes. I calmed myself down and walked in through the curtain! Justin was standing there talking to the photographer saying, “She was small but thick…but I like them petite.” I had no idea what he was talking about so I just gazed up and looked at his beautiful, flawless face! We took a picture and before I knew it I was being told to leave, but I promised myself I would speak to him. I asked for a hug and he said, “Of course!” At this point security were pulling me out but Justin grabbed my waste and squeezed me a little! This was such an amazing feeling. Then as I was walking out, I heard my mum say thank you and then Justin said, “I like your braces!” I found this so adorable because most people feel horrid when they have braces, and for him to say that made me confident and realize that JUSTIN BIEBER WAS STARING AT MY MOUTH! Anyways, I left the meet and greet and quickly found my seat in the arena as Cody’s set had just started. My seat was amazing! It was the front row, centre in front of the end of the catwalk! There was a bar in front of me but I was allowed to lean over and touch Justin when he came on! Because of this, I got to touch Cody and Carly’s hand when they performed! Finally it was Justin’s time to come on the stage! He entered from the very top of the catwalk, right where I was and I had the most perfect view ever. Like I could see his sweat and his gorgeous melting brown eyes. Justin grabbed my hand in the opening song of ‘All Around The World’ and then during OLLG he rubbed my hand and sang me a line! I was in complete shock and was lucky enough to have this on video! I have never been so happy in my entire life. I also had a Canadian flag with me and kept waving it whenever Justin was close, which he saw and commented on the amazing posters and flag he had seen. Overall, February 18th 2013 was the best day of my entire life. I am so grateful for my parents who allowed me to fly to Ireland to meet my idol, and most importantly to Justin for allowing my dreams to come true. -@jodi_x_bieber Video of Justin holding my hand/singing to me Read the rest here: My name is Jodi and this is my MBE. Never in a million years did…
The site is incredible and I am excited to be able to a part of it! For all those people who think that never say never is not a motto to live by, they are mistaken! My best friend Katherine and I have been beliebers since the beginning and had never met Justin, until now. November 30 & Dec 1st in Toronto was the best days of my entire life. On Thursday November 29th, Katherine entered the Breakfast Television contest to win meet & greets and wrote in explaining why we are the biggest beliebers! We figured we would never get picked but it was worth a try. Later that day, Katherine got a call. It was Breakfast Television saying that she was a finalist and needed to come in on the 30th of November which was the next day to compete and prove she was the biggest Bieber fan for meet and greets! We woke up at 5 a.m. and went down to the studio not wanting to get our hopes up too much. The contest was Bieber-trivia. After 4 rounds each, it was tied between Katherine and the other contestant Sydney. It came down to the final question and much to our surprise Katherine was closer to guessing the amount Justin made than the other contestant. WE WON AND WE’RE MEETING JUSTIN!! It was absolutely insane, and we are proud to say that we bawled our eyes out on NATIONAL television! That night another good friend, Claire suggested we go Bieber hunting and we went to his hotel. We waited 2 hours and Justin sent out hot chocolate for the 20 fans waiting outside, then came out! He took a picture with most fans there and it was incredible! But then on Saturday December 1st was the day of our official meet and greet! I was shocked that I waited 5 years to meet Justin, and in ONE weekend I would meet him twice. On Saturday, we went for our meet and greet and it was an incredible experience. Justin is an amazing person and I don’t think he will ever realize how much the meet and greet meant to us. After the meet and greet we went to the concert, and it was absolutely the best concert of my life. It was incredible and Justin killed the stage – even Drake came! That weekend was amazing and I loved every second of it. I wish the same luck I had on each and everyone of you, and seriously never give up. After 5 years of waiting, one weekend changed my life. We want to thank Justin and Breakfast television for everything, and this was an amazing experience. Thanks for reading and we wish that all of you have your own Bieber experience, he is INCREDIBLE. -@EmmaSteiner & @KatherineIrwin See the rest here: The site is incredible and I am excited to be able to a part of…
